kittenthecreature

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LOOK AT THEM.

(no, I will not be providing context.)

I may make something detailing the LORE of these two fellas so get ready for that.

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Me and Da Boyz going off to commit several war crimes and maybe occasional arson be like:

ATSV spider squad!!

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ClearSight is definitely an Alpha Woman.

No, I will NOT be writing a Fanfic about this, I will, HOWEVER, be making copious amounts of diagrams on how the Omegaverse is just the FANFICTION PATRIARCHY (and the Object Show Community, MOSTLY the Hfjone Fandom will be the ones to FIX it).

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I'm sorry but ClearSight hooking up with a BeetleWing is a Canon Event.

(Listener may or may not accidentally turned herself into a BeetleWing at one point. Idk tho.)

erm actually clearsight and listener confessed their feelings for one another and got married and lived happily ever after. 3rd arc? never heard of her

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Hear me out: REDDIT will bring Supernatural back, despite the fact we BURIED that Fandom as far down as we COULD.

my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”

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Okay but when are we gonna show them the BIG FOUR? Like, the kind everyone talks about.

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

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IMMA REPOST THIS SHIT TODAY BITCHES!!!!

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

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DOES IT INVOLVE THE BIG FOUR.

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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WHAT IS THE MOST DOWNRIGHT DOWNBAD OBJECT SHOW SHIP YOU CAN THINK OF?

I'll start: LIAM X AIRY.

i love that ppl never stopped with the showdown polls on this website but they have to keep resorting to stranger and stranger things to pit against eachother. we started at tumblr sexyman and now im seeing like. most codependent wlw ship. most iconic blonde & blue eyed character. most sensual steam train. this is the data we truly need.

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EXACTLY MY POINT.

i think its sooooo important to have your ocs suck in little mundane ways. and i DONT mean that they shouldnt be cool awesome mary sues with a bajillion powers! i mean you gotta give them cringefail interests. embarrassing memories. bad taste in music. there is something fantastic and immaculate about a pink-haired magical catgirl who is the savior of the world AND who got scurvy in college because she cant feed herself and she drives a pt cruiser covered in sanrio decals.

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Just my Warrior Cats ocs, they have ALL the theme songs.

Magpie has Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon, for example.

BlazingShadow (Magpie's edgy daughter) has My CRT by Dream Puzzles.

ShiningHope has Smart People, also by Dream Puzzles.

FeatherKit (the ghost who keeps yelling at kittypets) has Pelicans We by Cosmo Sheldrake.

Also ShiverStar (Shining's presumed mom) has Solar Waltz by Cosmo Sheldrake.

Lots of Dream Puzzles and Cosmo Sheldrake, I know.

i am SOBBING thank you pinterest for showing me this LMAODBJA

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I'm gonna say it.

Dragons are better than BOTH of them COMBINED.

No “see results” options we choose sides like middle schoolers

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Reblog this to spread the word!

obligatory welcome guide for redditors

A lot of the guides I've seen don't actually seem to understand how reddit works in comparison to tumblr so

your blog is basically your own small subreddit. some people curate this heavily to fit a theme, like a sub, most people don't

reblogs are culturally equivilant to upvotes but functionally equvilant to crossposting

there is an algorithm. it sucks and nobody uses it. turn it off in settings. everything is generally chronological

likes are functionally equivilant to saving a post

you've probably already seen this but change your icon and put something in your bio or people WILL assume you're a bot. personal info not required

generally, anything you would put as a comment on a thread should go in the tags or the replies of a post. only add comments in reblogs if you want it to become part of the base post

tags are mostly equivilant to flairs, used for organization and commentary

your dashboard is an aggregation of everyone you follow

there is an r/all equivilant(trending page) but it sucks and nobody uses it

our search also sucks. your best bet is using tumblr.com/tagged/[TAG] and not /search

there are no mods

by extension, reporting something doesn't put it in front of the mods, it sends it to staff, who may or may not do anything(usually they don't)

there is no karma, there are no karma limits. anyone can reblog anything, comment/reply to anything, or post in any tag

"reposting"(reblogging) old content doesn't matter. people can and will reblog the same post multiple times, including in a row

CAVEAT. reposting someones art(NOT reblogging, making a new post) is a dick move. i know this is commonplace on fandom subs but its not necessary here. everything you post should be [OC] unless you are reblogging. or posting shitty memes

we have our own sitelore, you'll pick it up

(though im not opposed to bringing some over from reddit)

our app also sucks. we do not have third party apps and any that claim to be are scams. sorry

for desktop, most people use the XKit Rewritten extension for QoL improvements and to revert shitty aesthetic updates, much like old.reddit

we have no idea where the porn rules are at either. add a mature content flag to anything you'd get fired for looking at at work, that's about it

finally, from the bottom of my heart, fuck u/spez

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Pew pew, no more Tom.

REBLOG TO KILL TOM

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REBLOG CYCLE LES GOOOOOOOOOO

I had a dream last night in which the newest warrior cat book was called leafpool’s daughter and the cover was just a leafpool sadly staring at you. (I distinctly remember thinking to myself ‘wow this is the the best wc cover ever!’ lmao) It came with three free mini figures of unrelated blue cats, oh and also it was advertised via Pizza Hut commercial. They would just plug the book at the end???

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JOE MOTHER.

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HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT-

I had a dream last night in which the newest warrior cat book was called leafpool’s daughter and the cover was just a leafpool sadly staring at you. (I distinctly remember thinking to myself ‘wow this is the the best wc cover ever!’ lmao) It came with three free mini figures of unrelated blue cats, oh and also it was advertised via Pizza Hut commercial. They would just plug the book at the end???