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(banging on the door of any and all wyllstarion servers) LET ME INNNN

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Today I learned the spiders from the egg sac also have poses in photo mode lol

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I've just been trying lots of things and reloading in my Astarion Origin run, just to see reactions to his vampirism. It was very funny when Shadowheart was like, "Look at yourself. It couldn't be any more obvious," and then it cut to Astarion looking like this:

(Clothes are Astarion's Alternative Starter Equipment by kascayde)

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A break from the hells and adventures

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If you had to pick a class for Tarhun, what class would you pick? He's Lady Jannath's butler. Maybe monk because he's good at staying calm in a crisis? Or maybe rogue or fighter because he has a secret, unsavory past? Or maybe bard because he's charming (I think so, at least), and he's probably good at motivating others? Or some other thing I haven't thought of?

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I think once Wyll manages to get rid of the 24/7 demon surveillance he's had since before adulthood, that man is READY to get his Freak™️ on.

Wyll has had years of solitude and endless trashy romance novels to inspire him. He has a master list of sex acts and kinks he wants to experience or explore. They're all annotated and ranked based on how much he thinks he'll be into them. Each is listed from "easiest to do once he's released from non consensual devil chastity" to "practically a quest in of itself to achieve".

Wyll has traveled Faerun and seen all the beings it has to offer. He's canonically a monster fucker. He has a matching journal for his chosen partner so they can go decide what they want to pursue as a couple. Wyll may be old fashioned when it comes to courting but NOT when it comes to the bedroom.

Wyll: "Before we pursue this endeavor the poets call romance, before we decide to write our names in the stars as a shared soul of two bodies, before I call you mine and me yours, I must first ask you peruse this Tome of Desires I have created."

*slams down an absolutely massive book with tabs and streams of ribbon spilling out of it from all sides*

Wyll: "If you would just fill out the accompanying Tome of 'Yes, No's, and Maybe's' our love will begin expeditiously."

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"What? No. Psh. I totally knew he was a vampire the whole time by how saucy his voice is... *sighs dreamily* how well-coiffed his hair is... *draws heart in dirt* how elegant and charming he is... What were we talking about again?"

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I already have a bad foot. Today I stubbed my good foot pinky toe. The pain when I accidentally move or put weight on it is so bad I audibly gasp or curse. I now have no feet I can properly put weight on. Hard to walk. Can my chronically ill body even heal it? Prob not. Couldn't heal my other foot, it has become chronic too, along with some other injuries. I'm worried.

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Zevlor is down bad for Halsin, and not enough people ship it.

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Honestly, I have no idea what we're doing. Or what comes next. But I know that this? This is nice.

My dark urge falling helplessly for Astarion's real side

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my project zomboid survivor is running around being like 'why the fuck do people not keep any food in their fridges, i swear to god people used to have way more food'

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Gale really does treat everyone like a misbehaving cat or toddler when they do something foolish, it's very funny lol.

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Whenever someone follows me, I try to check out their blog (if I don't get distracted and forget), and I feel bad if I'm not interested in the things they post about because will they be upset if I don't follow back?

But when I follow someone, in my head I'm like, "Please don't feel obligated to follow me back. I'm following you because your blog is about this thing I like. You prob don't like what I post about. Please don't subject yourself to my rambling."

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So Steam is adding lists of accessibility features to games, that's cool! I'm disappointed that there are no options for games that are blind-friendly or screen reader accessible. And since it's the devs making these decisions, I'm also certain that a lot of games will either get mislabeled as being accessible when they're not or not labeled when they are. But if nothing else, Steam is trying and is maybe bringing more awareness to accessibility in gaming, and I like that.

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I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

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My random choices run (using a dice app) just ended because my character got killed by Vlaakith lmao. That is where his choices led, so that's it for Iggy and co. But here is a fun little summary of how his time in the Underdark and creche went. (Here's Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. I know these are my own posts, but I honestly think this whole run has been so funny.)

Since getting to the Underdark, Iggy has been picking fights left and right. Almost every interaction, if there was an attack or aggressive asshole option, he was taking it.

Case in point: My dude had six options here, five of which could've avoided a fight or made it easier, all of which he probably could've passed with his stats and proficiencies. Of course he chose to attack, and it almost got them all killed. (I was actually worried because I decided when I started that I wouldn't revive anyone fully dead in this run, and it's really easy to get pushed into the water in this fight.)

Myconids? Slaughtered. Baelen? Left in the bibberbang field. Philomeen? Exploded. Everyone in Grymforge? Dead. Laughing monk? Abandoned. Poor Wyll was tired. Though, to be fair, he was the one always egging Iggy on when it came to the bad people they met.

The one person he didn't attack was Nere, though he did sort of gaslight him by saying he could still hear the Absolute just fine and didn't know why Nere couldn't all the sudden. Iggy is a terrible person lol. So terrible, in fact, that he got a little talking to from Karlach. (I also gave -25 disapproval to both Wyll and Karlach for sacrificing Shadowheart. It didn't feel right that they didn't care.)

In the creche, Iggy tried to knife fight a teen, vandalized the portrait of Vlaakith, and told the guy in the hatchery he was there to steal an egg only to then crush the egg. The kids in the sleeping quarters who are normally messing with the gremishka weren't even there. It's like the game saw my character coming and decided it was best not to let him near children. He actually decided to not get in the githyanki death machine, one of the smartest decisions he made this whole playthrough.

Unfortunately, as you already know, he decided to sass Vlaakith, and that did not go well for him. (For anyone who doesn't know, if you piss her off, she uses a Wish spell to end you, and it's instant game over.)

The only companions who even survived were Astarion (and he won't survive long since he wasn't recruited) and Halsin. This was a genuinely fun run though. Iggy turned out to be quite a character. And I cannot say I'm surprised by this ending 😅 If not this, he probably would've decided to grab the Blood of Lathander and run, despite having the crest, and died in a creche collapse anyway. That just seems like something he'd do.

Iggy was not meant to be a savior of the world. He was here for a good time, not a long time. He... will probably not be missed by most people lol.

Mods: Dragonborn Unlocked Scale Colors. P4 Dragonborn Scale Colours. Bandit Armors and Camp Clothes.

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Shoutout to whatever mindflayer that was able to tadpole Wyll and Karlach while the Nautiloid was crashing through the Hells.

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