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Modern BG3 AU

About me

Gabby, 31, she/her, 1-5 paragraphs

I don't have many rules don't nag me to reply, and don't be a d***.

Original Character

Please note this is his base profile, and there will be tweaks

Johnny Tavston- Aka "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" the character

Plot

My oc forms a contract with Raphael, the owner of House of Hope Records, to become a famous country artist. He met Halsin before the contract was made, as Johnny was working in Reithwin with Halsin. Halsin meets Johnny again and can see there's been a change; he's not the same go-lucky, dreaming-big kid he met before. He seems like he's wearing a mask and just generally seems exhausted.

We could switch on and off playing Raphael.

Spicy scenes are optional but strongly encouraged

React or DM if interested

MDNI

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Hua Cheng 🤝 Kiyoka Kudou

Burning shit down because someone fucked with their romantic interest

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This got better. I have a title now.

"Harvest of Passion"

One day I must commission a fanart for Diluc

He's helping with the grape harvest

But its in a trashy 80's romance novel style

Like full Fabio. Hair is down, shirt is partially open, sleeves rolled up, a few scars, extra muscles and he's just a little sweaty

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One day I must commission a fanart for Diluc

He's helping with the grape harvest

But its in a trashy 80's romance novel style

Like full Fabio. Hair is down, shirt is partially open, sleeves rolled up, a few scars, extra muscles and he's just a little sweaty

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SB: "How do you relate to the 800 year old god character?"

Xie Lian is such a goddamn millenial mood

Getting straight up ignored in the heavenly discord server

"Remember that cringe thing you said 200 years ago?"

"Well now I do..."

Broke af side hustle master

Can't cook

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

Gets a ring from a guy and is like, "But does he like like me?"

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(( Ok but hear me out

TGCF Spy Family Au

Because I can't unsee this now ))

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Venti, Zhongli and Xie Lian vibing as the "broke gods who's husbands have definitely committed multiple murders" squad

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(( For an app that never improves, why does it have to be updated so much? ))

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Tighnari 🤝 Xie Lian

Getting dressed like grandpas in modern au fanart solidarity

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QR: *growling and cursing*

MY: "GETCH YO DOG BITCH!"

XL: "."

SQ: "This is when you say 'he don't bite'."

XL: "Oh no, he definitely bites."

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Mobile Navigation!

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A: "Why do you keep your vision there?"

K: "Eyes on the prize."

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(( It's April 30th, so we are officially in sad boy hours.

~~ Happy birth Pyro Batman ~~ ))

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(( What if when Snezhnaya first drops you can't have Diluc in your party and his entire second story quest is us trying to sneak him in?

Childe: "This guy seems kinda sus...why do I feel like I've seen him before?" *wanted poster behind him*

Kaeya: "You don't trust me? Honestly, Childe, I'm hurt."

Later

Kaeya: "You owe me a favor."

Diluc: "Don't remind me." ))

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Concept: Klee goes to Sumeru with Albedo and she somehow manages to follow an Aranara into Vanarana and comes back with a viparyas bc she knows Albedo loves plants.

And Tighnari is just like O.o "...where did you get that?"

K: "I followed a turnip with a silly hat!"

T: "You didn't eat any mushrooms, did you?"

K: *shakes her head no*

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A normal conversation at Angel's Share

D: "I heard some nice bird songs today."

A: "You know that their songs are actually mating calls, right?"

K: "I wish people could do that. Just walk into the square and yell "I'm horny!" And wait for them to come to you."

V: *laugh* "What do you think music and poetry is?"

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How Itto finally gets a job

I: "Alright, I'm heading out. Got a job today!"

S: "Wait...when did you get a job?"

I: "Yesterday. Remember that Bakaneko chick? She was like "i bet you can't catch me if you're carrying that big heavy box!" And i was like "phst your on!" And then i chased her. Turns out it was for a delivery. Customer and her boss were impressed and offered me a job."

S: ...

I: "You didn't tell me work could be fun."