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A Rifle and a Rose - Vol. 1 Out Now!!

A Rifle and a Rose is now available on Wattpad and Tapas!

In 1858, John Mark received a letter saying that his mother had fallen ill. He traveled from his hometown, Vicksburg, Mississippi, to NYC. There, he met the one person who changed his life forever: Thomas Fery. John couldn't believe that out of all people, he fell for another man. He tried to work with it, but in that day and time, being gay wasn't exactly ideal.

John couldn't stay in New York forever though. With the Civil War brewing and the nation splitting, he knew he had to return to be with his family, even if it meant knowing that there was a chance he would never see Tom again. Not to mention, Tom was prone to making stupid, irrational decisions, putting everything--including his life--at stake.

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Hey, watch my shit

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War || REALISM || pt 1

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I’m just gonna leave this here because you all know who Her is to me.

It only hurts so much more now

Remembering Her

You know that feeling when you put in a coin at the arcade game- and those arcade coins are expensive as fuck. I think 25 coins costs like $15? At my local arcade- well it wasn’t really “local” it was like a 20 minute drive from my house. But the coins, they’re pretty big, at least half your palm- well they looked big in my small hands. My hands are pretty big now but when I was a kid they were small. Anyways you put in a coin at the game, some games actually need two coins to play but you know what I mean. You put in a coin, and the game is actually broken or something but it still lets you play, and you play the game but it’s your first time and you don’t really know what to do so you just smash buttons? And you end up getting like 100 tickets anyways? That feeling- oh God, you’re just staring in awe and the tickets keep coming and coming. And all the other kids are going WILD because you just hit the lottery and you can barely contain your joy. And you run to cash them in- and you get, what? Like a little plastic ring or something? It’s a rip off really it’s all just a scam the toys are worthless. But the FEELING when those tickets just keep coming. It doesn’t matter that 25 coins cost $15, it doesn’t matter that all you’re gonna get is a plastic ring. None of it fucking matters but the tickets. Only the tickets matter and you WON, you got those goddamn tickets. There’s nothing as purely wild and happy that feeling. You know that feeling... that’s what it felt like to know Her. To love Her. God... I get goosebumps just thinking about Her. And now all I can do is remember Her.

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This song got me through some hard times, especially this line right here

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[out in public]

Russia: I hear a kid crying.

America: It's not one of ours.

[both fist bump]

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A new motto for my stories, along with “it’s a comedy until everyone dies”

Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Jean-Paul Sartre (Paris, Monday, 3 July 1939)

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! All of my boys are screaming. Archer, John, Tom, Ezra... and many more you haven’t hear of yet

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Reblog because you know the genre I write. You know this is a perfect Image.

Julius Lewandowski ~ The kiss

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Crewmate is out now!

My newest novel, Crewmate, has now been released on Wattpad.

Follow Archer, the desperate imposter, as he tries to balance a love life and personal life in the Shield. After all, the last thing he needs is his new interest discovering who he truly is.

Click here to read!

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Wow, look at that! King Klepto joined tumblr. The forbidden app is going to fucking kill me if they find this lmao. But I joined nonetheless, mostly to advertise my shit ngl