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GAHHHHH MY ADDAMS FAMILY MUSICAL FIXATION

sometimes I get so caught up in writing fanfic that I forget that I'm also an editor and have free will

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I watched a youtube video that saw it in a way of the straw that broke the camels back. When Richie was accepted into the huddle completely breaking the chain of command Max had previously established. That's when he finally snapped. If I remember what the video is I'll reblog again.

It's about the SUFFERING

Watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die & my partner wonders, why wait two weeks for Max Jagerman to come back as a ghost at the old waylon place? THE SUFFERING

Everyone gots to live a life for a time without him, a time of peace and happiness! The Lords of Darkness want you to see what could have been. Two weeks is enough time to start to get comfortable with a new life before you. But that's no good, no for them

Are we saying they WOULDN'T bring Jagerman back just to make you make a bargain with them? They may have never even WANTED Steph to kill Pete, it was prolly about how far Grace Chasity would go from the beginning!

She shows from the beginning a drive to make her dreams a reality thru possibly violent means if she deems them necessary & that works perfectly fine for Wiggly, he's happy to let you pull at threads of why this is okay. Eldritch beings just wanna see their toys go thru situations

The Lords of Darkness all have a favorite lil guy they wanna keep playing with over & over, i.e time loops, but Wiggly has another one to play with now, Grace will be such a good fwendy-wend. Sooo many sacrifices & even more fervent reverence than Linda could have provided

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Hi I love these so much. Have a few ones that I've cooked based off of yours.

Bill always made sure to throw Alice the biggest parties anyone had ever been to, he'd save up a portion of every paycheck until he had enough to rent a bouncy castle, pasquallis catering ect. As she got older, she'd want more humble parties. The trip to Hamilton was a birthday gift from Alice's mom because she actually knows Alice more.

Once Hannah is old enough to work, she makes sure to make Lex feel special on her birthdays. Planning a day trip for her and Ethan, sight seeing off the island.

I can't do a hc list without taking about my boy.

I've seen quite a few headcanons for Max's birthday. I'm definitely stealing this from someone in the gooncave,

Max's birthday is February 14th. Every February 14th his parents go out on a date leaving him to himself. Sure I mean they'd have classroom parties in elementary school but they were all for valentines day rather than the normal birthday celebrations that everyone else got.

His favorite birthday was when none other than Granny Clauger was supposed to babysit Max for his birthday. She took Max, Kyle and Jason to the zoo. Max saw the Lions (his favorite) and came home with a lion stuffed animal and lion face paint.

It’s my Birthday so fun thing

Hatchetfield Birthday Headcannons!

Before Lex was able to work she and Hannah had a tradition of having a small party late at night when their mom was asleep. There were no decorations and usually the “cake” was just some sandwich with a candle but it was still special.

When Grace was about 7 she had a birthday party and invited her whole class but only Steph showed up. Steph didn’t really want to go her dad made her and she kinda hated the whole thing but Grace thought it made them best friends and still thinks that.

Tim’s birthday after his mom died was the first time he met Emma. She was awkward and Tom clearly wasn’t a fan of hers but she got him a nerf gun so he was a fan. (Emma had no idea what to get him and googled “what do you buy a seven year old boy for his birthday” and just went with something cheap)

Tom was the first person aside from Hannah to get Lex a present for her birthday. He got her a small multitool for camping and such. She still keeps it on a her key ring.

Ted has a tradition of getting Pete the shitties stupidest Spider-Man toy he can find.

Since no one knows her past Ms.Holloway tells everyone who asks a different birthday. Duke’s heard at least 5 different dates and gets her a small gift every one just in case it’s the actual birthday.

Paul hasn’t celebrated a birthday since he turned 19. He just kinda forgets until someone mentions the date and he’s like “oh shit I’m 30 now. Anyways”

Jane is scarily accurate with mailing birthday cards. Even when Emma didn’t have a regular address and no way to know how long the mail would take it always arrived on the exact date. (Headcannon based on my grandma)

Feel free to add more, I might throughout the day.

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

“Will should be Pete” “Joey could still be Pete” “Max Jagerman hot chocolate boy”

You fools, it’s finally time

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Pete announcing that he'd been waiting for what feels like five fucking years and he still hadn't gotten his hot chocolate in nerdy prudes must die was my chicken jockey

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NPMD Tarot - The Lovers

Others from the project: The Devil, The Hierophant , The Star, Strength, The World

A bit of symbolism under the cut, but I'm curious of other interpretations!!

Card that's all about forming own opinions and being authentic to self? Where the Reversed meaning is about hard choices and dealing with consequences? Even if they weren't the main couple of the musical it would've fitted them well!

There are twists in this one - major one is replacing the angel that blesses the couple with Max - still alive, threatening in all of his bully glory.

I kept the "everyone looks at someone who's looking at someone else" circle - Max is threatening Peter, Peter is in love with Steph and Steph is prepared to go after Max for what he did to Peter.

They have more nervous/covered up body language than the original card, since they aren't communicating that clearly. Steph is more open, even if nervous, Peter is on the fence, but willing.

Gun between them, pointing at Peter? You'll never guess what's that referencing :P

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WOOF WOOF WOOF

MAX!! THE HUNTER!! I'M OBSESSED! GO NIGHTHAWKS

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if you cant engage in fandom without shipping anything you should really take a long look at yourself and maybe learn to free yourself from this amatonormativity

this just in: local biromantic is a bad person for enjoying romance

bestie i’m not telling you how to engage with fandoms. go make a post celebrating ella being canonically single and i’ll reblog it enthusiastically if i see it. i’m literally just sitting in a corner playing barbies. and if you really hate that this much the block button is free and easy to use.

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I have not had an original hatchetfield thought in a long time, I am so selfship stuck it's a bit of a problem. ANYWAYS.

Here's my shitty selfship art. I always forget that I'm not good at drawing about halfway through the actual art.

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Hi. I got selfship art from @miss-constelia

Max and I are dating (real)

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PLEASE draw tadius please please please please PLEASE draw DADDIUS. I MEAN DADDIUS I I MEAN DADDIUS Uh I MEAN DADD

one tad comin' up!!

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Barking. I love them sm.

Friend @Nocturne_Nsfw on twitter did the lineart and I painted it! Behold: the sillies together!

Ruth is definitely very normal about the hybrids!

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Barking. I love them sm.

Friend @Nocturne_Nsfw on twitter did the lineart and I painted it! Behold: the sillies together!

Ruth is definitely very normal about the hybrids!

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Bro I love loveluck sm <3 you're so cool and wonderful.

sooooooooooooo I liked CC a lot 💖💖💖💖

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Correct.

brokeback mountain but it’s just kyle and max

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BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING BARKING

hi

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It started off as a mistake, he couldn't admit it. He also forgot dove was an actual word too LMAO.

If Wiggly likes someone, he'll affectionately call them either "dear" or "love", but if he can't decide on one, he goes with "dove"