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Rating how much I would enjoy a joint with the thunderbolts

Yelena: she's pretty chill, can see her being a casual smoker, probably says weird shit 8/10

Bucky: idk seems like the type of guy who would fall asleep 5/10

Bob: he was an addict so we don't encourage him to do it

Alexei: dude is funny anyway, probably says even weirder shit and has best snacks for munchies 10/10

John: seems like the kind of guy who is against drugs and would lecture me 0/10

Ava: again, same as bucky, she falls asleep but I hc that she talks in her sleep so 7/10

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Any other teams or characters I should do this for?

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I feel like Bob would be amazing at playing the triangle

if the thunderbolts were a band:

Bucky: Lead Guitarist

Yelena: Lead Vocals

Alexei: Drums & Occasional Vocals

John: Backing Guitar & Backing Vocals

Bob: Keyboard

Ava: Bass

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Watched thunderbolts the other day. Here's my spoiler free review

1. Bob is a cutie and depressed (same bestie)

2. Walker is growing on me. I still don't like him but I can tolerate him

3. ALEXEI!!!! I need him. Its my birthday soon please can I have him??? Please I need that man so much. He's so fucking hot

HM. Bucky. Idk what else to say he's just bucky

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I had a dream last night that Danny dyer played billy butcher. 10/10 perfect casting from my brain

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Wasn't going to drink tonight but I miss him :(

Me: oh yippee daredevil is back! I'm sure nothing terrible will happen!!

Me, 15 minutes into episode 1: D:

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I'm listening

hello? hello? lana del rey age gap mafia sugar daddy yandere situationship with oz can anyone hear me? is anyone listening?

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Here are my thoughts about joker 2. (Spoilers obviously)

1. Lady gaga is hot

2. You completely missed the point of the film. Its not about joker doing things he would do in the comics, it's about how fucked society is and the treatment of mentally ill people, also how shit the prison system is.

3. If you don't get the musical bit it's Arthur in his little fantasy world (I felt that was obvious but media literally is very rare these days)

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Does anyone else with autism get really attached to the most random of characters?

First it was squirrel girl, then it was rogue and now its blade

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I need blade 😫

i love this old man sm you guys don't understand

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Me opening my meme template on Photoshop: WHOO IMMA ABOUTTA MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF-

What do you mean this isn't what happened

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I had a dream that gambit took me to a Chappel roan concert. Ngl that checks out. Gambit would love Chappel

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Rewatching blade. There's just something about long black trench coats on a man that makes them so sexy.

He can go on my list of men I want to fuck:)

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Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shirtless logan and gambit in one film 😩😩

Thank you Kevin for the apology by giving me another gambit

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The boys season 4 episode 6 spoiler!!!!!!!!

I want to give mothers milk a big hug (and other things). My man suffers with anxiety, me too baby, me too.

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Do you ever have such a shit day only buying stupid shit will make you happy?

Help they turned my husband into a duck

Ngl your probably thinking how many fiction men does this woman want? All of them. I want all the weird nerdy men.

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Hiya! Not sure if you got any prompts for The Boys characters but I would love some Hughie Campbell fluff + “I’m so sleepy”

I need to make a prompt list but I keep forgetting but hughie being an eepy boy is such a cute idea I can't say no.

Wake the hell up

You had been dating hughie for a few years and you love him to pieces but he is the heaviest sleeper ever. He has 6 alarms set in the morning and he still doesn't wake up.

You and hughie had to be somewhere today and he would just not wake up.

Poke. "Hughie" poke. "Hughie wake up"

You sigh. Fuck it you think to yourself.

"Hughie billy Joel died." And with that he shot up.

"Wait, really? How?!?!"

You laugh "no but you just wouldn't wake up so that was my last resort."

He found it kind of funny "you bitch."

This is very short but I wrote it on my break at work. Enjoy :)

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Literally sobbing over the noir crumbs you gave today 😭 I love this man sm I want the best for him

HL and SB when I catch you HL and SB

Been a noir fan since episode 1. We live on crumbs. If I have to be the one to make a shit ton of black noir fics then I'll do it 😤