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If they didn't want me to want to fuck the Ghoul cowboy they wouldn't have made him Like That

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headcanon: the dark urge and gortash were both neurodivergent and shared the same special interest (committing crimes against humanity).

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I got this on patch 5😭

(it says - remaining: > 1 year)

15 days remaining

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My 3 million mods when the new update installs:

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Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

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Sorry, had to be said

Just to be clear, I don't mean people that like to roleplay, do angst and this kind of stuff, but those who ascended him, just because they find AA's abusive, controlling nature hot

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Gortash: I miss my wife. You understand, right Ketheric?

Ketheric: The dark urge was not your wife. He was a grown male dragonborn and you two didn't even get married.

Gortash: ? Same thing.

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Lmao I sent the Idol of Selune to Shadowheart's inventory and I got "Shadowheart disapproves" pop up on screen

Shadowheart: "how dare you make me carry this to a trader"

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I saw hanahaki disease trending on tiktok today, and hear me out-

Tav/DUrge affected by hanahaki disease after Astarion ascends

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I forgot that the emperor KNOWS Gortash because Gortash fucking had him tied to a chair and interrogated about the Astral prism which makes the emperor taking Gortash's form for Durge three million times funnier because you know he looked in their head for the person they would trust most and went "oh shit, that guy?!?"

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The way he looks at my Durge has me on my knees djdndhdjd

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I've never realized before that the little tent is actually for Scratch🥹

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When the Dark Urge was forced to kill their parents, they learned at a young age that they were the kind of monster who would only destroy what they love most in the end.

So why bother loving at all, when all you'd be doing is punishing anyone decent enough to ever love something as monstrous as you?

Better to slaughter strangers and enemies, especially since you know your destiny is to destroy the entire world. Why not make the entire world a stranger and an enemy? Your fate was sealed before you were born.

Better to be their nightmare than a warped and twisted creature they had once loved, turned traitor in the middle of the night. It was almost mercy, in the dark urge's sick mind.

But as an adult, who barely remembers what it was like to be a person, and not just a weapon, they would've been attracted to Gortash first because of his usefulness to them.

But then they would get complacent. They would let down their defenses, because it had been too long since they'd had a real conversation with another person, about things not related to their role, their identity, as a bhaalspawn. They let their guard down and let him in.

And they'd think it's ok. He's the Chosen of Bane. He's not a person, either. We are both monstrous creatures. It's ok to work with him. To like working with him. I'm not getting attached, because he's as evil as me. Surely he isn't getting attached either, so it's ok.

But that was a mistake. It was a critical mistake on both of their parts because they got too close.

See, the Dark Urge was right all along.

Monsters always destroy the things they love in the end.

Even if the thing they love is another monster.

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No reason for it to be this funny

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I literally chocked- romanced him like four times already but this was my first time getting this

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Reposting this to remember which dyes to use on their outfits

Idk why my brain was like "must find matching colors" but it was, so here you go, bg3 character color palettes. Gale's is my favorite

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BG3 Patch 5 Spoilers

WARNING: BG3 SPOILERS AHEAD!

New content from the ending scene of BG3. This is all from the perspective of a redeemed Dark Urge who romanced Shadowheart and Halsin, and recruited every "good" ally possible.

people at the party: all your companions, scratch, owlbear, volo, and a bard in the middle playing a song (his name is milil)

lae'zel is the only one who isn't here physically, she sent an astral projection instead because she's been busy fighting vlaakith

astarion explains why he ran away (ashamed) when the sunlight hit him, he's become a "hero" who adventures and has accepted himself

(romanced halsin) you can hug halsin, he's missed his friends and you. you can do both the hug and the kiss, it's really sweet. he's turned the shadowlands into a community, repursing reithwin and moonrise towers into homes for people

jaheira's daughter rejoined the flaming fist, she's been working on rebuilding the harper network. the upper city was entirely destroyed by the battle but has been mostly rebuilt. she jokes that you might be a parent soon

wyll gives you a choice between three stories, a stegosaur/dinosaur battle, an impossible lich, or a young dragon. he lost his warlock powers but has been managing the best he can, and has become a RANGER ("a true hunter of monsters"). duke ravengard is commanding the flaming fist and help rebuilding the city, and he's very proud of his son

minsc and boo guard the streets while jaheira is "occupied with harperish manners". they "went to give a tickle" to the zhentarim, then got locked up in a zhentish cell, awaiting execution? idk if i'm reading incorrectly but he seems to be implying that he actually GOT executed but withers brought him back just in time lmfao

gale has become "professor gale dekarios of blackstaff academy, educator of the esteemed school of illusion". tara is with him. he surrended the crown of karsus to mystra, who cured him of the orb in exchange (his tattoo is gone), though his students still think he's explosive (he implies that he uses it as a threat to keep his class under control). he tells his students about your adventures together. he also implies you're welcome to visit his tower

shadowheart (main romance) - the game told me that we settled down together to live a happy, peaceful life on a farm in the countryside. shar still hurts her (if parents are saved), especially when she can sense that SH is enjoying herself, but it's been getting less frequent because she's been "losing interest". there's a new hug and kiss scene for her too, so i'm assuming this is for ALL companions and not just halsin/SH/whoever

withers will speak to you about karlach, explaining that she won't be able to come back. he jokes about her, which is rare for him, and you're given to opportunity to grieve her loss. in "a dozen tendays" (assumedly how long bg3 is), "an entire life was lived, she lived several centuries" (not exact quote).

milil, the bard playing in the center, does NOT want to be there. he's pissed that no one recognizes him (he's pissed specifically that i'm a bard and don't recognize him), i had to pass a deception check to recognize him and he cheered up and offered to change the song he's playing

there's a chest called "Chest of Grateful Words" filled with letters from your allies!

"Official Guild Letter"

"Letter from Barcus"

"Letter from Art"

"Letter from Valeria"

"Letter from Ravengard"

"Letter from Sebastian"

"Letter from Florrick"

"Letter from the Gur" (unascended Astarion)

"Letter from Alfira" (durge, killed quil grootslang)

"Letter from Dammon"

"Letter from Elminster"

"Letter from Nocturne"

"Letter from Voss"

"Letter from Hope"

"Letter from Mayrina"

"Letter from Nine-Fingers"

"Letter from Zevlor"

"Harp-stamped Letter"

Baldur's Mouth Gazette

If you find anything interesting I missed, please let me know.