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actually she’s a fe-mailpony now !!

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I'm not saying I don't trust microwaves, but I already cooked the pasta once, with water. And now you're saying I should cook it again, but without water? What's next? Drying the wets, just to wet it again?

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Magic the Gathering tip: yap about your decks

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I live in one of the (somewhat) United States that borders Canada, and we got snow a day or two ago. Granted, it was in the mountains but snow none the less.

if i have to hear one more northern hemisphere person be completely baffled at the concept of it being winter here atm i might beat them with a bat

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gender

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gender is a construct and baby I get +1/+1 for each artifact I control

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as a person who uses either public bathroom on a toss of a coin i gottta say its kind of ridicuous that people are so attached to them being seperate facilities. youre not usually gonna see anyones dick at the urinal and youre not usually gonna be able to spy on any women. the stalls are the same except one has a little tampon bin. we would lose nothing if all bathrooms were unisex and i'll die on that hill.

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I'd personally prefer to frolick in the grass and climb the trees and splash in the streams and play catch with friends and eat sandwiches and drink juice but yes ban work

work should be illegal and everyone should be drunk at the park

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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Fursuits are literally awesome I think you have to be a completely whimsiless empty husk of a person to see a fursuiter and have an instinctual disgust reaction. I have nothing in common with these people............ how can u see a big colorful masterfully made cartoon animal come to life in front of you and just go "ew :/ that's weird"

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the world will be nicer to you once you're nicer to yourself and you've gotta remember that

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my pronouns are now who/what. if you refer to me no you fucking didn't

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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Can I curl up on your chest like a kitty cat or do you hate me

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Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

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