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In Soviet Russia, erm… On the Continent pantaloons puss de-fingers you.

You try to finger my hateful pussy and my clit bites you like a snapping turtle

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Sounds like some bear-able artwork.

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Fuck this “purity policing”, keep rattling them lads, thems with mads, sisters with sads, and those who chose not to pronoun.

Remember - stay polite. The phone operators don’t change company policy and they’re just trying to earn a living.

fuck em up gang

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Facts

Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

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slapping this badge on my blog

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Aiden: “Ooh~! Free-range protein.” *sluuuuuurp*

- posted as a cat owner who has watched my fur-child eat bugs before.

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I’m imagining this is Lambert and Jaskier

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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Vesemir: *not even looking up from the book he’s reading* “Don’t worry, he’s had his shots. Gets his rabies shot three times a year.”

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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@catscraftsandcommentary @everything-but-the-not-natural @0dde11eth

I just realized this is 100% the sort of thing that Instructors (including Vessemir) would have heard when the trainees had free time.

Honestly this sounds like something Geralt would do to poor lil Lambert….

….then Lambert bit Geralt and an instructor had to intervene as Lambert wouldn’t let go.

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^_^;; (Psst, comment on this post or send me a dm to Lmk if you y’all under this comment want to be on my ‘Kaer Morons’ tag…sorry if I missed seeing your reply previously, it’s been a rough couple months) sorry sorry

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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Reminds me of this…..

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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I’m mentally pretending that Geralt is very quietly singing “Bacon pancakes” to himself, because that sounds very much like a Witcher type breakfast..

I’m gonna make up a personal headcannon that Kaer Morhen cultivated a large section of the forest into a maple grove. There’s not usually a huge yield, but there’s enough for the keep and they can sell some of the extra at a premium in some of the larger cities.

► THE WITCHER | 3.08 The Cost of Chaos

for @vortexoffate

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Jaskier or Lambert/Aiden were the one(s) to promise cookies.

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What a ‘trap’ way to set up a meet-cute/date between two people and also not have to watch the kiss (cooties).

Honestly this is clever enough that it might also work for irl….

But if anyone actually does this to me, I will probably attempt to commit homicide.

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Thanks for you help once again @0dde11eth

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If you think they won’t come for you or someone you call coworker, friend, or family….please think again.

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“Are the dandelions still screaming Jaskier?”

Modern AU:

Years ago, a man named Geralt De'Rivia was arrested and committed to a psychiatric facility after allegedly going on a violent rampage. Branded by the media as the "Butcher of Blaviken," his name became synonymous with bloodshed and madness.

Now, young and ambitious FBI trainee Julian “Jaskier” Pankratz is assigned to revisit cold cases as part of his training. His first assignment: interview Geralt De'Rivia. Chosen for his strong communication skills and innate empathy, Jaskier approaches the case with curiosity—and caution.

What begins as a formal series of interviews slowly evolves into something deeper. Day by day, Jaskier and Geralt grow closer. Geralt maintains his innocence with unwavering conviction, insisting he was framed. Against all odds—and his better judgment—Jaskier begins to believe him.

As he digs deeper into the long-buried truth behind the Blaviken massacre, Jaskier uncovers disturbing inconsistencies—and catches the attention of someone dangerous. The true killer, still at large, has been watching from the shadows. And now, obsessed with Jaskier's pursuit of the truth, they begin to close in.

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Photograph of Lambert moments before disaster….

(He can read, he just chooses not to….and might have a minor processing difficulty)

Aiden is behind the camera & waiting for his turn.

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Fuckin this….