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Three pages in and we are already so back boys. Watters is going so hard.

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

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Tim: I want another sibling.

Dick: is this because I--

Tim: because you live in Bludhaven! That's forever away from me. I'm being neglected.

Dick: it's a 45-minute drive.

Tim: NEGLECTED!

Dick: well damn, Tim, I'm sorry but I don't control child acquisitions in this family. What do you think is going to happen? We find another teenager on the side of the road?

Babs two weeks later: hey Batman and I found this teenager on the side of the road.

Cass: hi 😀

Tim: !!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩

Dick: 😑

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Dick and Bruce hugs I've collected while reading some comics

They mean a lot to me

This isn't even including them in the golden age

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That clip of David wanting to be in the Batman movie makes me think of how excited superman will be to finally team up with the caped crusader 😭

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I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

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My best friend sent me this so long ago and it helps me breathe a little easier when it all feels so very heavy. This is so hard. @aspire-perspire-admire thank you for all that you do for me.

Credit to: @boggletheowl (Thank you to the hundreds of thousands of people telling me im a POS for not knowing ✌)

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Happy birthday, Jason Todd! ❤️‍🔥🎉🥇

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dickfire yuri if you even care

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2-year-old Illinois kid decides summoning a brother is a superior choice instead of going out in the wild trying to find a kid Dcxdp prompt

Jasmine was young and determined to get a little brother somehow after her parents told her they couldn't make a baby or take one.

So she got into the occult

Listen in her defense she was a 2 year old child with ghost hunting parents this really shouldn't be a surprise! She succeeded though! She just got strands of hair from whatever random people she found and gave a few acto viles and got a living baby brother easy! Now she just had to tell her parents that she summoned a baby-

Meanwhile in another dimension

Talia who had just given birth to twins while Ras was about to proclaim which one was heir when suddenly the pit got sentience and snatched one of them and took them into the pit never emerging

Talia: ....

Ras:....

Years later

Talia: and that's how the pit snatched your brother

The batfam in the living room: ...

Jason: Talia I appreciate you stopping by to give gifts but what the fuck.

Damien: .... Mother these news are.... Surprising.

Bruce questioning his whole existence and having a crisis

Meanwhile back with Danny and Jazz

Jazz remembering summoning her brother after her parents mentioned that she created a danny using magic.

Jazz stopping by Danny's room: hey Danny remember when I told you you were adopted? That was a lie. I summoned you instead. our parents thought I created you with magic and adopted you

Danny looking at jazz with Wes and the other members of team phantom in the room: jazz... You're supposed to be the normal one wtf

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Old Mate

【Original Prompt】 by @novelistwriter and Continuation by @xxrocket17xx <- comment section

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The Pirate King

DP x DC Prompt (picked up AC Black Flag, the sea shanties inspired me for this one)

The entire DC world knows of the historical figure known as Captain Nightingale. The youngest pirate captain to ever live, as the stories tell that he was just a teenager when he began to earn the respect of adult piretes with his combat skills and his magic. Captain Nightingale had the largest navy to exist during the time of his reign.

Captain Nightingale was a boy who had pure white hair and tanned skin. His pirate outfit was mostly black with white accents and an amulet around his neck that is said to guide him to whatever he desires, yet the hear didn't seem to bother him. And he remained looking like a teenage boy for decades before he just vanished, leaving his ship, his sword, his outfit, and his amulet behind.

The "artifacts" of Captain Nightingale's reign have been scattered in the modern era of the DC world. Ra's Al Ghul has the entire outfit of Captain Nightingale, Ra's Al Ghul himself, has lost many times to the young Captain after it was decided that the pirate Captain would become a problem to them. Lex Luthor is the current owner of Captain Nightingale's ship, having used all of his devious methods to obtain it. Selina Kyle had stolen Captain Nightingale's amulet from a museum across the seas before arriving in Gotham. The Wayne family has the Sword of Captain Nightingale, as it is rumored that the Wayne's of that time were somehow part of Captain Nightingale's crew.

Danny, sent to the DC world on a vacation because of overworking himself on his Ghost King duties, learns about his other vacation as a Pirate Captain through a Lex Luthor funded tour about his ship, the Sagittarius, on display like a trophy.

Danny debates whether he should rally his crew again or remain a normal person. His debate is interrupted by a sticky note appearing on his forehead that reads:

"Try not to kill anyone, My King

C.W."

It looks like Captain Nightingale is going to make a dramatic reappearance into the living world after all.

The Justice League is looking for a mysterious thief that has been stealing the artifacts of Captain Nightingale. They learned of the artifacts going missing through Batman, as Catwoman complained to him about the Amulet of the Pirate Captain she stole was now stolen from her. Then Batman learned from Talia that the outfit of Captain Nightingale was stolen from her father's personal treasury. The sword of Captain Nightingale was just recently stolen from Wayne Manor, and only the ship remains, which Lex Luthor us doing all he can to prevent it from being taken.

The Justice League needs to catch this thief to stop them, as they learned from Constantine that the artifacts could be used in a ritual due to their strong magical affinities.

The Justice League had rushed to Lex Luthor's museum, where they caught the "thief" in the act of stealing the ship of Captain Nightingale. A teenage boy wearing the outfit, which looks to be a perfect fit, of the Captain, sword hanging off the hip of the "thief," and the Amulet glowing brightly while hanging off the neck of the "thief." But it's when the "thief" turns around to face them as he's climbing the ships side that shocks them. It's the spitting image of Captain Nightingale that looks at them.

"Ahoy there, landlubbers! I am ashamed that my personal property has been kept as far apart from each other for so long. Didn't none of you respect others' property?"

The ship began to float as the boy got closer to the steering wheel of the ship.

"I've come to teach you all a lesson for disrespecting the dead, but I won't be doing it alone"

The boy had grabbed the sword from his hip and raised it high.

"Rise from the grave, me hearties!"

The ship of Captain Nightingale began to be filled with undead pirates, all looking at the Justice League. Then, right before the ship had flown away, they all heard the boy, no, Captain Nightingale himself, say:

"It is time to set sail once again! Prepare for the return of Captain Nightingale!"

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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less "can you handle a mean female character" or more "can you handle a female character that has unpalatable traits to you personally but would shrug off if a male character had them"

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl