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@shadow-waterglow you know you can hear these images XD

atsushi but he wears those pants that you can unzip and make shorts so he doesn’t have to buy new pants after every fight

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atsushi but he wears those pants that you can unzip and make shorts so he doesn’t have to buy new pants after every fight

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“Akutagawa came back as a knight because Bram-” ❌🚨WRONG🚨❌ Akutagawa came back as a Knight for Atsushi, whose favorite genre is fantasy, as shown to us in Bungo Stray Dogs Light Novel number Four: 55 Minutes

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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Was curious if I still remember how to draw in a manga like style.

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I- skdfgkfdks why is Beast Akutagawa so funny

To make Beast Atsushi laugh, obviously. Next question

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a humble offering of a messy sketch until someone better draws this

i'm not an artist and it's my first time drawing Akutagawa, but i hope it will at least make you laugh XD

akutagawa with an apron is the cutest thing anyone can ever imagine i CANNOT concentrate. send help

oh how i have cursed/blessed my own soul for eternal agony at the hands of this image that is so close yet so far away, ever just slightly out of reach. this is my forbidden fruit. i bear the spark of enlightenment, yet i am only but a lowly human. my powers could never transcend the enclosure of my ao3 chamber. my own desperate screams for mercy are reflected back at me in this castle of shattered mirrors and delusions of a fool who craves the sweet embrace of this hell we call fanfiction. for it is the only reality of a wishful fantasy i will ever know.

if you'll excuse me now for i must go, um, shopping,, for candles

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June's Strawberry Moon © astronycc

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tiny men they smooch

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tough days

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baffling

there are so many things to love about BSD, why limit all of it to just one character???

also, like, seriously? wouldn't really trust a person who doesn't like Atsushi 'cause i'm weird like that

The number of irl ppl who I’ll learn like Bungo Stray Dogs only for them to reveal they only like it because of Dazai is truly heartbreaking. I love him too but he’s a loser what do you think of the themes and motifs and all the gay sex what are your thoughts on that

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Akuatsu