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Bro got mad cause he got called out for being a little bitch. 😂

Sounds you should be the one that has some maturing to do.

I despise MoringMark’s NextGen with a passion that burns brighter than our observable universe.

I could go on a rant about it, but I don’t want to waste ur time, so I’ll save it. All I’ll say is that I want to drop a tungsten cube on Ayzee.

This is the scariest game I have ever played!!!

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I mean, is he wrong tho? XD

Jaune: Ruby's dummy thicc and the clap of her ass cheeks when she walks keep me from fucking studying.

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Wise hate and slander will not be tolerated in me fuckin' household! He's a glorious little dipshit!

Seeing so many people hate Wise and love Belle is kinda ironic cause if Belle saw people shit talking her brother on the internet she’d definitely get Fairy to ruin their account. People would be banned and IP addresses leaked. She does not play about him. His timeline would be full of positivity.

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He was a swordsman that had a similar Semblance to Yang's, but he had to channel it through his weapon than his own body.

However, he could turn that stored kinetic energy into a projectile than just a simple physical attack, and he could do that sudden clone thing in V6, so who knows what he could have done with that had he lived.

In conclusion, Adam was a beast that could have swamped an Academy student, but given more time he may have been able to get close to an Elite Huntsman.

How Powerful Is: Adam Taurus

I'm just curious here. Also I'm pretty sure people are just going to vote low because they dislike his character, but I'm still doing this.

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9 days of Lancaster 2025 collection

Beach Party

Jealous Ruby

Just Good Friends

Injury

Nighttime Walk

Quiet moments when RNJR

Only on bed

Dealer’s Choice

Dancing

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And now two more friends enter the time shenanigans

Rowan’s Sorta Trip to Beacon - Part 4!

Rowan: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZEEEE!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?

The students watching the fight, Yang included, are shocked by the volume in which the red haired boy screeched and who it was directed to in the arena.

This causes the faunus to look over his shoulder, amber eyes met silver, while the faunus gives the red haired boy a seemingly bored look.

Blaze: …Ah, hey Rowan. So you ended up here too, eh?

Rowan’s anger seemed to have increased by the nonchalance that the person in the arena was giving him, so he decided to take matters into his own hands and confront the faunus in the ring.

Next thing the crowd sees is Rowan jumping over the railing and into the ring with the four other combatants. Once touching down he marches straight towards the source of his frustration. When he gets in reach he grips the shirt of the Faunus.

Rowan: Cut the crap, Blaze! Why-the hell-are you fighting these guys?!

Blaze: That’s seriously your first question upon seeing me here? Not why and how I’m here?

Rowan: Stop dodging! Give me a straight answer…

Blaze: ….Ugh, fine. After you vanished from thin air, Summer and the others tried chasing after you, dragged me along and then next thing I know, I’m here in the-!

Rowan quickly covers his mouth with his hand and then quietly whispers in a quiet voice.

Rowan: Not that detailed! Nobody needs to know we aren’t from the past! Just tell me why you’re beating up these guys!

Blaze grabs Rowan’s hands away from his mouth and grinds his teeth in irritation.

Blaze: Ah, idiot! Don’t put your gross hand on my face! Anyway, I was minding my own business when idiot #1 to #3 called me a faunus slur. I punched one of them, one thing led to another and now I’m here, in a ring, dishing out an ass kicking these three racists have been needing for a long while.

Rowan blinks then sighs heavily and rubs the bridge of nose.

Rowan: Blaze, why do you have to resolve things with violence…?

Blaze: I think I gave a perfectly rational response to that sort of situation if you ask me.

Rowan: Ugh, you know what? Fine. You’ve made your point. You’re clearly better than these guys so let’s just-

From behind the boys, one of the members of CRDL gets back up and charges at the two with his halberd in hand.

Sky: HEY! STOP IGNORING US-

Before he could reach them, Rowan dodges the weapons strike, then moved his fist back to where it makes contact with Sky’s face, causing him to be hit dead center on his face.

Rowan: Excuse me, we’re having a conversation right now. Please don’t be rude.

Sky: Ah! My nose! I think it’s broken!

Rowan: Ah. Here let me sort that out.

Rowan’s hand starts to glow a yellow light, then he extends his aura out to heal the wounds on the three members of CRDL. In a matter of seconds, the three are standing up again and seemed to have been stripped of their injuries.

Russel: What the hell? Did you just heal us?

Rowan: You’re right I did. I did that in good faith, so maybe you wouldn’t mind apologizing to my friend for calling him a- What did they call you?

Blaze: A “jungle dog.”

Rowan: *blinks* …Yeah, that?

When hearing this, the three young men expression turned from amazed to angered.

Dove: You want us… to apologize to him?! That asshole just beat us the hell up! Screw that!

Russel: He’s mental! We should be the ones apologized to!

Sky: Yeah! If anything this just proves that him and his kind are a bunch of wild-

Before Sky had time to finish his sentence, Rowan punched him, once again, square in the center of his face, fracturing his nose again.

Sky: AH!! My nose! You broke my nose again, you-red hair bastard!

Rowan: You’re right I did. Be thankful that’s the only thing I break today…

Both Russel and Dove were prepared to jump the red haired boy, but Rowan gave both of them a cold stare, as if daring them to try and attack him. This caused them to pause, feeling like a couple of deer staring at headlights. Whoever this kid was, they were not so sure if they could fight him.

Russel: Tch! You know what? I think I’m done spending my time with these two freaks! Come on Dove, let’s get Sky to see the nurse.

Dove: Yeah, forget these guys.

When the three members of CRDL had left the arena floor the match was concluded and the crowd started to dissipate from the training room. Leaving Blaze and Rowan in a mostly empty room.

Blaze: Heh, didn’t think you had it in you to be that menacing.

Rowan: I only have to be because you're too dumb to keep yourself out of trouble.

Blaze: Trouble? If my ears don’t deceive me, they instigated this whole thing.

Rowan: So you think pummeling a group of students suddenly makes you think you’re the one who’s right? You have a twisted sense of justice, Blaze.

Blaze: And you’re a prime example of a Boy Scout. Too afraid of being judged by others and having to maintain a “nice guy” look in front of everybody. You really think that’ll make people like them not be pieces of shit?

Rowan: Maybe I wouldn’t have to worry about my team's image if you would stop trying to pick a fight with everyone who makes you angry!

Blaze: Oh, so I’m the problem then, huh? Some leader you are, blaming your teammates for own your sorry leadership.

Rowan: Okay, you know what-!

“Ahem!”

The two boys are taken out of their argument when they look and see that Yang had moved from the bleachers and has been standing next to them for what seemed to have been a few minutes too long.

Yang: Are you two done or am I interrupting your marriage counseling?

Rowan: Ah… Sorry Auntie… I forgot about you for a second there.

Yang: I can tell. So, are you gonna introduce me to your friend?

Rowan: Oh right! Um, Auntie, this is Blaze.

Yang: Yeah I gathered that much. Now who is he in your time? Don’t think you can get away with hiding some details!

Rowan: Uh… Well, he’s my partner in my team back in my time. He’s-

Blaze: I’m Blaze Belladonna-Wukong. Son of the chieftain of Menagerie and your partner’s firstborn in the future.

Rowan: …Yeah, that.

Yang blinks and takes a minute to process the information that she has been given to by her nephew and his friend. Who was Blake’s child…

Blake’s future child…

Yang: …But you’re not a cat.

Blaze rolls his eyes and sighs heavily, not expecting to have to explain faunus biology to someone who was close friends with his mother.

Blaze: You are right, I’m not a cat. I’m a hyena faunus.

Yang: But how does that-?

Blaze: Faunus traits aren’t exactly inherited the same way you’d think for actual animals. My mom is a cat faunus, but my dad is not, and when they had me I came out a different faunus than either of them because that’s how it works when faunus with two different kinds of traits decide to have a kid.

Yang: Oh… I didn’t know that was a thing.

Blaze: Well now you know. Sorry, are there any more dumb questions you wanna ask about Faunus before you get called out by mom?

Rowan: Blaze, come on.

Yang: Well actually since you mentioned it. For Faunus that have an extra pair of ears, can they use it to hear all the time or is that like a nerve thing?

Both boys looked at Yang with a blank expression, not sure whether she was being serious or not.

Blaze: No. We use them to hear, all the time.

Yang: Oh okay, good to know.

Both Rowan and Blaze turned around and started to whisper to each other out of ear shot.

Blaze: You know, I’m starting to see now why my mom never invites her to come to Menagerie for visits…

Rowan: I always assumed that Yang was too busy for those vacations but she’s totally uneducated…

Blaze: Yeah, it’s a good thing mom pushed for that class about Menagerie culture.

Rowan: Mmhm.

The two boys turn around to face Yang, hoping to change the subject.

Rowan: So now that you guys have met, why don’t you and I go meet back with the others, Auntie Yang.

Yang: Right… We should be getting back to them. I’m sure they’ll be excited to see the newest ‘time-baby’ that showed up.

Blaze: Yeah, I’m gonna say hard pass.

Yang/Rowan: Huh?

Yang: What’s wrong? You don’t want to see your mom?

Blaze: That’s not it. We shouldn’t even be here, heck us being here is probably causing a whole lot of problems to begin with.

Rowan: I know you’re not talking about not causing problems.

Blaze: This is serious. I overheard Joanna saying that us being here for too long or engaging with people from the past is one way to spell out bad news for our time.

Rowan: Didn’t you just get out of a fight with three people from the past.

Blaze: Damnit Rowan! You’re not listening! If we screw around here for too long we may not have a home to go back to anymore!!

Rowan blinks and is speechless at the possibility of what could be his time’s undoing being presented to him.

Yang: …I'm guessing that’s very bad.

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Two young girls are seen in the courtyard of Beacon, investigating the large crater formed in the middle, one of them reaching down and grabbing a piece of rock and using their scroll to scan it. A tanned girl with white hair hums, and turns off her handheld device.

????: Well there’s no doubt about it. This was where Rowan landed here.

A ginger haired girl and magenta eyes looked at her partner and gave a concerned look.

????: Don’t worry Liena, I’m sure if Rowan had been here then he should be fine. There could’ve been worse places he could have ended up. So let’s hope that he didn’t end up meeting up with anybody from the past here.

Liena tilts her head and gives a frown.

Liena: *whispers* But what if Blaze runs into someone, Joanna?

The girl with white hair looks back at her friend and makes an irritated expression.

Joanna: Knowing him, If Blaze does something stupid, then he might have already doomed us all.

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Goddamn you write the Phaethon Siblings as savages. 😂

Wise:Belle, now that things have settled down, can you help me unpack the-

Belle:*gently grabs collar* Wise…

Wise:Hmmm?

Belle:Please take over renovation responsibilities! I’m dying over here!

Wise:…*smug smile* And why are you asking me?

Belle:…..Y-You’re better at the logistics.

Wise:And there it is. You finally admit it.

Belle:Oh come off it! Just help! It’s not easy as running the video store.

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Ju Fufu:Wow! Everything is up by 400% and still climbing! Renovations will be done in no time,

Wise…Well, anything to say?

Belle: Pfft! “Look at me. I’m Wise! I’m single and I’m good at math!”

Wise: “Look at me. I’m Belle. I’m single and shit at it.”

Belle:Fuck you man! Taxes are hard and time management is worse!

Wise:At least your ether control is better than mine.

Belle:And I almost got eaten for it. I don’t think that’s the flex you believe it is. You’re going into the hollow next time.

Wise:Okay.

Belle:…Actually don’t. I don’t want you getting eaten.

Wise:At least I know you still care.

Yi Xuan:You’re both going next. *smiles* Do your best.

Belle and Wise:Siiiigh… Yes, Shifu

Yi Xuan:I wonder how these two would feel about adoption?

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What really kills the argument is that...we really don't have a lot of feats for Salem, if at all.

We haven't see the full extent of her magic arsenal, just her immortality and regeneration. Nothing else!

Confession #864

I'm going to kill goku

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Oscar works so well as a Spidey.

This looks awesome!!! Oscar Pine as Lancaster City's Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man!!!

Commissioned to the ever so awesome Joan Munroe! Thanks so much, dude. 😁

https://vgen.co/jmunroeart/portfolio

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I used to be a toxic positive defender of RWBY until The Scene In Volume 9 That Shall Not Be Named happened, and have dipped my toes into some toxic negative moments of my own.

But at the end of the day, it's healthy to realize the show is just okay and was simply handled by a dogshit company thay listened to the toxic positive side of the fandom, instead of people with actual constructive criticisms.

Confession #855

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Male or Female Rover from Wuthering Waves.

This should be interesting lmao.

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Goddamn did Cinder EAT with this outfit in this AU!

Commission of Cinder Rose, for @maggeemoo

From what they’ve told me, this is part of an AU they have where Cinder is adopted by the Rose-Xiao-Longs before she can be bought by the Madame. Cinder is the leader of this universe’s team RWBY, and Ruby just… isn’t there. It’s apparently a role swap AU of some kind

Want some art of your own? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

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Damn no love for WiseYuan? 😂💀

I know you don't really have as much written for ZZZ as HSR and Genshin but do you have any characters you really like from the game? Who would be your biggest Wise and Belle ships?

I honestly hate no ZZZ character. The closest one that invokes the most anger is Lycaon and that’s only because he was the only S rank I was getting three times in a row at the beginning of the game; not including W-engine.

In no particular order, Harumasa, Soldier 11, Anby, Piper, Trigger, and Koleda are some of my favorite characters.

For Belle ships, Haru, Vivian, and Zhu Yuan always look nice.

For Wise, Ceaser, Vivian, and Miyabi.

Honestly there’s more but it’s really cause of the writing and me having favorites. The ending of Soldier 11’s relationship ranking has had me in a a chokehold and Trigger has made it very clear the proxies are one of the biggest lights in her life. I can be convinced of most ships in this game. 💀

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Aw damn Yang lost her arm again.

Ruby needs a backup weapon

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Goddammit Yang.

9 Days of Lancaster Day 1: Beach Party

It started as a calm afternoon with a young man lying in bed peacefully. Moments of rest were hard to find and this was certainly no different as his room door swung open, jolting him up.

Ruby:Jaune! You’re late!

Jaune:Huh!? What!?

Ruby:Oh. Were you sleeping? My bad hehe.

Jaune:No, I was just resting my head. Umm, what am I late for?

Ruby:The beach party, duh! Remember? We all planned the day off? Nora’s been hyping it up. The set up is pretty much done.

Jaune:Oh yeah, right. *rubs face*

Ruby:You okay…? You seem a little…not excited.

Jaune:I’d be lying if I said I was. Would it be alright if sat it out? I’m kinda tired of sitting on beaches and looking at waves…

Ruby:Oh…right.

Jaune:Sorry.

Ruby:No it’s alright. *sits on his bed* Why didn’t you say anything sooner? We could’ve planned something else completely.

Jaune:Everyone looked so excited! I didn’t want to bring down the mood. Though I guess not showing up at all does that too, doesn’t it?

Ruby:Well…kinda. Sorta. Yeah… Look, it won’t be like Ever After. It’s party with our friends. Not an endless survival experience.

Jaune:I know you’re right, but I think I’m sick of sand.

Ruby:We’re in Vacou.

Jaune:Yeah it’s been rough hehe. I’m really in my own head. I’ll be ready in a moment.

Ruby:…*holds hand* Anything I can do to make you feel better? Nobody wants you feeling miserable. Especially me.

Jaune:Well…there’s one thing I never did in the Ever After when it came to the beach.

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Ruby:I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this!

Jaune:Haha, it’s not that bad!

Ruby:Not bad!?

The girl clung to him tightly as he rode a jet ski through an obstacle course. Ruby had never been this far from shore before. She never realized it might be a problem. All her friends were fighting in volleyball or grilling while she tried not to think about falling in. At least Jaune was laughing.

Jaune:Haha! Still feeling shaky? You said you knew had to swim.

Ruby:Never had to in open water! It’s a lot bigger up close.

Jaune:Heh, fair enough. Back to shore it is.

Ruby:We can stay out longer! Just don’t go flying. I’m tiny! The wind will drag me away.

Jaune let the jet ski idle on the water. He briefly got Ruby’s grip off of his body to turn himself around to look at her. Never did he think he’d see the fearsome Ruby Rose trembling in a strawberry bikini.

A small wave made her gasp. Before she could adjust, Jaune’s hand wrapped around her lower back, pulling her closer to him for security. Ruby could feel her face getting hot. She’d been holding him all this time but now it felt crazy for him to be holding her back.

Jaune:For what it’s worth, you look really nice.

Ruby: Thank you. I wasn’t really confident at first in a two piece, but this design was really cute.

Jaune:Thanks for humoring my request. It means a lot.

Ruby:Never would’ve thought of it being further out into the water. You really do have a problem with sand now.

Jaune:I think I just needed a different perspective. Plus here, the waves sound nicer.

Ruby:Any reason you wanted a riding buddy?

Jaune:I guess…I didn’t want to feel lonely anymore. With you around, it actually feels like a vacation.

Ruby:…*closes eyes*

Jaune:Rubes?

Ruby:Just resting. Personally, I prefer your heartbeat to the waves.

Jaune:*red* Ah, okay. Good to know.

His hand found a home in the red strands of her hair. Ruby’s body sunk deeper into his embrace, the both of them basking in sunlight. Another quiet moment found. Until…

Yang, using megaphone: THAT JET SKI BETTER BE THE ONLY THING WET AND RIDDEN ON OUT THERE!

Ruby:Jaune, take me back. Someone clearly needs a volleyball to the face.

Jaune:I’m on it.

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Aaaand Blaze is on his bullshit timing lol.

Rowan’s Trip to Beacon - Part 3(?)

Recap: LAST TIME ON ROWAN’S TRIP TO BEACON!

> Ruby & Jaune set off a time bomb that brought their young son, Rowan, from the future to the present!

> Said child met and had discussions with both RWBY & JNPR.

> Rowan leaves lunchroom in a hurry to avoid questions about possible future events. Yang follows his trail while the other teammates discuss the mysterious history of the child out of time…

//Okay I’ll be honest, it’s been a hot minute since I had last touched this fun little two parter I made with the Lancaster kid, Rowan, that ended on a cliffhanger that would make the Grand Canyon look like a small trench… Wish I can say that I was spending that time to make a bunch of different things but to be truthful, I needed a break from writing. So I took some time off, perhaps too much but that’s relative, and had this fun little series on my mind so I’m going to revisit it. But I plan to have a little bit more fun this time around, without further delay, back to the post.//

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Rowan: *phew!* That was a close one. Gotta start thinking on your toes, you almost got outed back there…

Yang: Got outed for what?

Rowan: *jerks up from being startled* Ah! Aunt-I mean, Yang! How’s it going! I didn’t see you there. Did you need anything?

Yang: Yeah, actually. I wanted to see what’s got you so shaken up.

Rowan: Shaken? Me? Pfff, nah, I’m perfectly fine… no need to worry about me.

Yang: Yeah, I may not be a master detective or anything, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that you aren’t fully being honest with us back there.

Rowan: Really-I mean, what makes you say that?!

Yang: Well you said that the happiest memory you had with your Dad, aka Vomit Boy, was a day spent at an amusement park.

Rowan: Ah… he got better?

Yang: *raises an eyebrow to display doubt*

Rowan: *sighs* No dice huh?

Yang: Nope.

Rowan: Darn.

Yang: Is there something that we should know about your current situation with your parents in the future?

Rowan: *blinks confusedly* Situation?

Yang: Are your parents currently together in the future.

Rowan: Wait-What? That’s the question that you wanted to ask me?

Yang: Well you seem hesitant to talk about VB and you only talk about the stuff you and your mom have done. So I can only assume that your parents had a nasty break up or whatever that happened to them because you didn’t seem too happy to talk about it-

Rowan: Yang…

Yang blinks from being interrupted, but she almost took a step back when she had seen the look her “nephew” from the future was giving her. She’d seen Weiss give cold stares, but this was far colder than anything her teammate had shown. Yang noticed too that his fist had clenched his shirt and balled it in between his fingers.

Rowan: I understand that I haven’t fully explained the events that happened in my time and your worry, but please refrain from assuming anything about my parents and what they’ve been through…

Yang: Okay. Okay, yeah I hear you loud and clear. But are you okay?

Rowan: …I mean, yeah. I don’t know. This whole thing, it’s been weird for me too, I feel so- out of place, you know?

Yang: That’s one way to put it. Guess you gotta get with the times, Nephew. *winking*

Rowan: *laughs* Okay thats one of your better jokes.

Yang: Good to see that someone in our family finally recognizes me as a comedic genius.

Rowan: Heh, I wouldn’t go that far…

Yang: Anyway, there is something I gotta ask you.

Rowan perks up, curious on what was in his aunt’s mind.

Rowan: What up?

Yang: Rowan, is the future you’re from a happy one?

Rowan: ….

Yang: I know you said you can’t give away any specific details, but I won’t ask for any of that. All I wanna ask is, are you happy with it?

Rowan: …Am I happy with it?

Rowan looks down and starts to think about his life, perhaps trying to think of his answer. Okce he’s made up his mind, he directs his gaze to his aunt and gives a big smile.

Rowan: Yeah, I have a happy life!

Yang: Hm, alright, I’ll accept that answer for right now. Now come on, let’s group back up with the others. Your folks are probably starting to worry.

Rowan: Heh, you know you make it sound weird given that you guys are still students.

The two start making their way back to the cafeteria, but on their way they notice a large crowd of students starting to make their way to the training hall, which only means that there is a fight going on.

Rowan: Huh, I didn’t think they would schedule a sparring session during lunch break?

Yang: They don’t…

Yang grabs one of her classmates by the coat to get their attention.

Yang: Hey, why’s everyone crowding around? There a fight going on?

Student: Man, there’s some new student fighting against three members of CRDL in the ring by himself.

Yang: 3 versus 1? Is it one of the visiting students?

Student: Don’t know, they have a uniform I don’t recognize. But he’s actually doing a great job on his own, some Faunus with ears on his head, maybe a hyena or something.

Rowan: Hyena Faunus?

Student: Yeah, or some kind of cat, but he’s able to like, multiply himself or something, must be his semblance I guess?

Rowan: He can do what?!

Yang: Hey everything alright?

Rowan didn’t answer her, but his face quickly turned from surprised to agitated.

Rowan: Oh no, no no no no!

Rowan then turned himself to the crowd and started to forcefully make his way through them.

Yang: Hey! Wait, what are you- shit!

Yang started to follow after her nephew and pushed herself through the mass of students until they finally made it to the bleachers of the training hall to where they could see the arena.

Yang: Geez, kid. Give me a warning before you start going through a swarm of people. What’s going on anyway?

Yang asked her nephew, but his attention was not on anything else but the arena. Turning her attention there she sees that two members of CRDL, Russel and Dove, are looking battered and bruised while their third member is being held in a choke hold by his own weapon while the faunus student was holding him behind his back.

The student slowly approaches the two unrestrained members of CRDL while dragging their third teammate along.

Russel: You bastard! Don’t think you’re tough because you got a few good licks on us!

Dove: We were just going easy on you. Now you’re dead for sure!

Sky: Y-Yeah! You have no idea how much trouble you’re-GAH!

The student holds the halberd tighter around Sky’s neck, and he is still approaching the other two teammates in stride.

????: Is that supposed to scare me? You think threatening me will help you?

The Faunus student then starts to spin, making Sky also spin off his feet until he’s let go then kicked by the student in his torso and flung back to his teammates which causes them to fall onto the ground in a pile of bodies. The student then throws Sly’s weapon back at him, landing flat on top of his body.

????: Punks like you don’t scare me. All you’re serving to do-

Raises his hand and points to his chest with his thumb. His aura illuminating a dark purple light around his whole form as he approaches the three fallen students.

????: -IS PISS ME OFF EVEN MORE! Now get up! I’m not done beating you down yet!

Rowan: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZEEEE!!!

The students watching the fight, Yang included, are shocked by the sheer volume in which the red haired boy screeched and who it was directed to in the arena. The student seeming to have noticed their name being called out.

Rowan: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?

This causes the faunus to look over his shoulder, amber eyes met silver, while the faunus gives The red haired boy a bored look.

Blaze: …Ah, hey Rowan. So you ended up here too, eh?

** To be Continued…

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BASED FUCKING HAKITA!