#rwby lancaster

[craziechwiv]

The taste of a dusty Knight is...

In the cafeteria, Jaune Arc is sitting with his friends and S/O (of your choosing) until he blurts out this:

Jaune: I wonder what I taste like?

What does your ship for Jaune say in response or what action do they take after hearing this?

And for shits n' giggles, here's some of my ships and their response.

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Nora's Arc

Nora: I can help with that~!

Jaune: Uhm, how?

Nora proceeds to slowly raise a gallon size bottle of maple syrup as she licks her lips, staring at Jaune hungrily.

Jaune: N-Nora...?

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Lancaster

Ruby proceeds to turn Jaune's head towards her and give him one long kiss, before releasing him from her grasp.

Jaune: visibly flustered and spechless

Ruby, licking her lips: You taste good, just not as good as cookies.

Jaune: ...Wanna see if that'll change.

Ruby: Hmm, gladly.

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Arkos (plus Dragonslayer)

Pyrrha: O-Oh... I mean if you wish to know so badly, I could-

Before Pyrrha could finish her sentence, Yang swoops in and kisses Jaune heavily before pulling away and licking her lips.

Yang: Ironically, not like vomit. Maybe I'll go in for seconds~

Pyrrha however pushes Yang away and kisses a now stunned Jaune for longer, slowly pulling away as she had the same stunned look.

Yang: Wow Py, didn't know you had it in you! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: ...so this is heaven.

Jaune: U-Uhm, so how do I taste?

Yang: Like a dream Pyrrha: Like I want to have more of you

Jaune: What was that Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: NOTHING!

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Now since those are done, write away on how your ship would react!

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *rambling about weapons*

Jaune: *smiling*

Ruby: *realizes* I'm talking too much, sorry, I'll shut up

Jaune: *dead serious* DO NOT.

Ruby: *smiling while talking again*

[reashot]

Ruby Have Disturbing Politics...

Ruby: I wuv you Jaune... 🥰

Jaune: Not as much as I wuv you.

Ruby: No, no. Ich Liebe dich my beautiful French boy. 👦 🥖

Jaune: Je'taime Ruby. My cute little German girl... Now if you would excuse me. I have to make dinner.

*walks away while swaying his big beautiful butt*

Ruby: Ughhhh.....🥵

YOLO! 😫

*slaps*

Jaune: Ouch! Ruby what the Frick?

Ruby: Uhh.... Elsaß-Lothringen rightfully belongs to Germany? 😣

Jaune: *gasp*

A few moments later

[brokentrafficknight]

And that's why Yang will never take them to a club ever again

[spahhzy]

CCJaune: Come on, Craterface, you wouldn't hurt me now would you?

Ruby: The man I love would tell me to stop you at all costs... even if it means to end him, but I'll save him from you... I promise.

CCJaune: Tch, more of that fairytale nonsense.

[kamen20ghost]

Priorities

Ruby : What are you doing?

Jaune digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl: Weiss really likes the blue ones, so I'm separating them.

Ruby: Aw, that's so sweet!

Jaune: What? No. I plan to eat them in front of her and then run.

[arc-misadventures]

How NOT To Cook

Yang: S-She didn't...

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Haaa... Yeah...

Yang: Is that why you rebuilt the kitchen?!

Jaune: Twice...

Yang: Twice?!

Jaune: Yeah...

Yang: Is this why you do all the cooking?

Jaune: I love my wife, but I fear for my life if I let her cook so much as instant noodles.

Yang: I can see tha...?! Is she cooking a flashbang on the stove?!

Jaune: Wha…?! RUBY NO?!!

Ruby:

[infoglitch]

JAUNE IS A WHORE! Pt WHORE (get it?)

(Lancaster/Whiteknight edition.. plus corporate fraud I guess?)

(and before anyone asks why this ain't tagged whiterose as well? I don't feel like having my head being put on like yet by the thorns.)

Jaune found himself in a rather.. interesting predicament as he sat in front of yang and winter. The two women he previously slept with.

Jaune: so... Your not mad.. about when we uh... You know-

Winter: No Mr. Arc we- or more specifically I- am not about our copulation

Jaune: copu-what?

Yang: she ain't mad that you fucked her stupid

Winter: ... That aside we actually came to discuss a recent event.

Jaune: oh.. that being?

Both: you sleeping with Weiss and Ruby.

Jaune: oh... Look before you assume, I will say that Weiss dragged both me AND Ruby to the bedroom.

Winter: well that's obvious, Weiss May be able to stay pristine in public but give her an opportunity to let off steam she'll go full throttle.

Yang: damn weiss-queen is THAT repressed?

Winter and jaune both as jaune winced and massaged his hips.

Jaune: definitely... Gods she practically crushed my hips, though I was better of than ruby, I think her jaw still aches from-

Yang: OK! i don't feel like hearing that.

Jaune: ah sorry forgot you still her as innocent.

Winter: back to the main point I have one question for you Mr. Arc.

Jaune: uh sure fire away.

Winter: do you offer sessions.

Jaune & Yang:

WINTER WTF?!

Winter: I'm being honest here, your practically serving the entire schnee family with your uh... "Arc" all your missing is Whitley and you'd be boning the entire family.

Jaune: well...

Yang: no fuckin way.. you actually-

Jaune: i uh... I fucked Whitley while he dressed up as Weiss.

Winter:... Correction your fucking my entire family!

Jaune:...yeah.

Winter: jaune... Your a whore.

[razorblade180]

Carmine:Dad! Can you explain this? *lifts photo*

It was a picture of her mother when she was sixteen. The scrappy huntress had a messy pixie cut and flashed a scrappy grin as she yanked a Gheist out of a statue with her bare hands. Ruby’s corset was a little tattered as belts hung from it while her legs were covered by black leggings and red spanks under her combat grin. Meanwhile her army style boots were deep in a Beowulf’s skull.

Jaune:That’s your mother hyped up on adrenaline and giving everyone a heart attack.

Carmine:Yeah but like…She looks so hardcore.

Jaune:Because she is. You should see the photos where she had those nose ring studs and ear cuffs. Went sleeveless for awhile too.

Carmine:…*looks left”

The hardcore woman was currently dancing to Maria’s old albums in the kitchen, her high heels tapping on the tile floor will her red and black dress swayed with her hips; much like her long glorious hair that was kept at bay with a rose scrunchie near her lower back. She noticed her daughter’s glance, waved happily like a corgi, then went back to dancing as she baked muffins.

Carmine:What the heck changed?

Jaune:Nothing. She’ll still buy those if she feels like it. It’s just after she roundhouse kicked Salem and saved the world she looked at us and said, “y’know….I guess I’ll learn to walk in heels.” Then her and Weiss became the world’s next obsession.

Carmine:Including you?

Jaune:Oh no. I’m the weirdo that saw a quirky girl make a crater in the courtyard and think “Ay she’s neat.”

Ruby:They say crime doesn’t pay, but it should be studied how much mileage a man got from sneaking into Beacon and befriending a klutz with poor social skills.

Jaune:Trust the process.

Ruby:Amen to that!

[lord-of-rain]

Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

[bluearc009]

Jaune and Ruby after their kiss

Ruby: man, I can't believe how tall you are.

Jaune:(face covered in lipstick marks) hey, I'm not that tall.

Ruby: I had to jump 9 times before I finally kissed you on the lips.

Jaune: I did offer to bend down but you said no.

Ruby: because it would have looked silly.

Jaune: no sillier than jumping nine times.

Ruby:(giggling) Touche.

Jaune: Happy Valentine's day Ruby ♥

Ruby: Happy Valentine's day Jaune ♥

This time Jaune bends down and kiss Ruby, both didn't care if it looks silly.

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Yang and Black after their kiss

Blake: sorry about that Yang.

Yang:(face coverd in lipstick marks) hey it's ok, you got a bit carried away.

Blake: no not that, I ment(pointing to Yang cleavage).

Yang look down and see a lipstick mark on her left breast.

Yang: OH that wasn't your fault, you tripped luckily for you my girls broke your fall.

Blake: Happy Valentine's day Yang ♥

Yang: Happy Valentine's day Blake ♥

Blake smile started kissing Yang again.

[anretoga]

A farewell for a new beginning, thank you RT

A goodbye from the team leaders

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: Stop doing that

Jaune*literally just standing there*: Doing what?

Ruby: Things that make me want to kiss the hell out of you

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

[brokentrafficknight]

*Ruby watching Jaune training at night to Pyrrha's video*

Ruby internally: He's overdoing this... if he keeps pushing himself too much he's going to burn out and get exhausted... Wow... He's working really hard though... God, I bet his muscles look amazing under that hoodi-

*Panicking and shaking her head*

Ruby: Oh God, I have the same taste as Yang!

Ruby: Quick, think of something else! Think of something else!

Pyrrha: Jaune... I... I... I want you to know that I am happy to be a part of your life. I'll always be here for you, Jaune.

Ruby: That's right! I'm Jaune's partner now! Sure, I can never replace Pyrrha but I can be there for him! She might be gone but I'm still here! I'll take care of him and make Jaune happy and then we can-

*Panicking worsens*

Ruby: Oh God, I have the same taste as MOM! ABORT! ABORT! GO BACK TO BED!

*The next morning, Jaune was worried that the red-faced, hot to the touch mess that was Ruby had a fever. He volunteered to take care of her. This only made things worse.*

[juanarc-thethird]

New year, new experiences

Ruby: You know Jaune, this year you should try new things.

Jaune: You’re right. I should try that climbing school down the road.

Ruby: Well, I was thinking something different.

Jaune: Like what?

Ruby: Maybe… *gets closer* you can try… *hugs his arm* me?~💕

Jaune:…

Ruby:…

Jaune:…

Ruby: *serious* Answer me or I’m going to kick your butt.