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Dehila and Claire: We're getting married!

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the way i would give her the most, sloppiest, juiciest, wettest, dirtiest sickening, astounded, stomach turning, emetic, disgusting, revolting, abhorrent detestable, noisome, fulsome, horrid, repugnant, loathsome, shameful, mortifying, degrading, humiliating, ignominious, eye rolling, moist, cockeyed, astonished, drizzly, sopping, sticky, teeming, soaked, loaded, sloshed, dewiest, mind blowing, leg trembling, amazing, paralyzing, gut wrenching, vile, eye twitching, lip biting, appalling, steamy, surprised, succulent, muggy, drippy, waterlogged, "please stop i can't take much longer" whining and begging, back arching, spit running down my mouth, eyes filled with tears, mascara running down my face, swirling my tongue around the tip, hair pulling, knees getting weaker by the minute, throat getting bruised over and over again, eyes rolled back of the head, can't even breathe from how it's gurgling in in my throat, ascending, hot, flabbergasting, creaming in my pants, grabbing hold of her arm tightly, soul snatching, rumbustious, scrumdiddlyumptious, death inducing, load ready for take off at any minute, begging me to stop, edging, aching, everything in between, never ending, chained to the chair, cum shooting, creamiest pie, vomit, licking, spitting, spirituality enticing, provoking head ever!

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Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night

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19 is such a hard age to be on dating apps.

i have my age preference at like 18-23. half the 18 yr olds are still in high school, and i dont wanna do that personally.

theres a handful of people who are 19/20, but then everyone 21 and up either just wants to go to bars, or is in such a different place in life that i feel like a child and its weird.

and then im getting likes from women ten years older than me🤨

so yah i hate being 19.

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AU where joel and ellie are fixing up his truck together in the garage while listening to divorced dad rock

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rebuilding friendships after a breakup>>>

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making out is so underrated. i wanna sit and kiss and grind up on each other and breathe heavy and let my hands wander

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going to home depot tomorrow to act confused and attract a masc lesbian

i wanna kiss a pretty girl on the mouth

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i wanna kiss a pretty girl on the mouth

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"This better be better than a six." Oh, I think it was.

I still hate them for cutting the scene at the best part.

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Family means nobody gets left behind

(my mind came up with this in a haze, cry and enjoy)

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[Clint walks in on Natasha holding a visibly upset Peter] Clint: What's wrong with him? Natasha: He just found out pickles are just cucumbers. Clint, nodding: I understand, I was the same when I found out about raisins. Peter: when you found out what about raisins?

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the last of us is for the girlies with daddy issues (im girlies)

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where can a girl find a tall masc girlfriend with tattoos and a car who will take me on coffee and bookstore dates and let me wear her clothes and bring me food at work and put her arm around me in public :( is that really too much to ask :(

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Mascs? Mascs.