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MAMDANI FUCKING WON BRO HOLY SHITTTTT

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it probably would never happen but i want sambucky to be canon not only because it would makes sense and it would be nice for them to be happy together and representation or whatever but mostly because it would be the funniest shit in the world. and for so many reasons. people are already racist and shitty about sam, can you imagine if he kissed a man. and can you imagine that man being basically everyone's favorite character in the current mcu. can you imagine how fucking elated sebastian "i want to recreate every rom com with you" stan and anthony "your personality would make a grown man smile" "pow pow pow" mackie would be if they got to get gay married. remember how they met by him trying to shoot him through the roof of a car and then ripping the steering wheel through the windshield. meet-cute of the century.

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Don’t be fooled by the fact the bottles are all next to Bucky - Steve’s had most of them. Bucky just keeps them out of the way because Steve is a clumsy drunk.

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it's so odd being friends with boys versus girls because girls will talk and analyze shit to DEATH. like all of my girl friends and i are VERY aware of our relationships to food, traumatic experiences we've been through, etc. etc. and we are very open to discussing all of that with each other. meanwhile you'll be chilling with a dude and he'll be like "yeah my first kiss was when i was ten she was sixteen" and you'll be like dude you were assaulted and he'll just be like ??? huh i guess i never really thought of it like that ?:??????? what ??????

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if cuomo wins the primary i genuinely hope the republican wins

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imagine sam waking up to an empty, cold bed. he sighs softly. when he fell asleep, bucky was reading in bed next to him, and now his empty spot is illuminated by cool moonlight. at least it wasn't another night terror, he thinks as he wraps a blanket around his shoulders and sleepily pads into the living room. he finds bucky there, on the floor, trembling, cold, staring at the tv with a glazed look in his eyes.

he doesn't try to coax bucky back to bed. he spreads a few blankets on the floor, tosses down some throw pillows from their couch, and tucks bucky into a mountain of heavy blankets. then he cuddles close to him, their noses nearly touching with how close they are, and stays like that until bucky stops dissociating and staring into nothingness and actually meets sam's eyes.

"you okay?" bucky doesn't say a word in response, but he nods, and a little crease of tension between his brows smooths out. sam kisses his forehead and they both fall asleep like that.

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do u guys fw sambucky yuri

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help, i’m still at the restaurant🥺

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in theory: wow bucky is so handsome, look at the women drooling over him! oh golly he wants to dance with them! he is so chivalrous and charming and so heterosexual oh one day he'll make some housewife so lucky, with 2.5 beautiful kids and a picket fence!

reality: bucky pressures girls to date his best friend wink so that he never has to go on a date without his friend wink wink he has beautiful women hanging off of him and yet only looks over at his best wink friend wink the most emotion he shows is angrily but fondly reminding his best friend wink wink wink to take care of himself wink wink and be careful while he's away fighting in the war he is so sad to leave his best friend and literally nothing else seemingly

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

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rip steve rogers you would've loved ranking mamdani first and lander second and not ranking cuomo at all

representative james buchanan barnes would be THRILLED to endorse zohran mamdani

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representative james buchanan barnes would be THRILLED to endorse zohran mamdani

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new yuri!sambucky 😵‍💫

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i highly recommend the film red sparrow for any black widow lovers who wished we saw more of the red room in the mcu. check trigger warnings if anything involving sa/rape/sex/nudity/murder/torture/incest/blood is going to be very triggering to you, but great movie overall and the characters were fascinating

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oh my GOD you know me so well

I’m taking my gayass to bed enjoy the Yuri folks

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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new chapter of the i am ash from your fire prequel out noww

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dude lived in wakanda for years you think he's going back to when everything was made of jello and mayonnaise?????????

ts is FRYING ME