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spoke deeply to me.

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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okay but please PLEASE can we talk about some parallels between goethe x schiller and achilles x patroclus??? all i can tell about this by now is the most obvious & heartbreaking part of this topic (i.e. 1827th and the funeral of patroclus) (painful af but also kinda beautiful) and the "history hates lovers" thing. but i'm SURE there's more to it. so i'm here to ask if you or anyone else here have something to add

i'm going insane because of a feeling that i'm ignorant of something important send help

sorry anon i literally do not know what you're talking about but maybe someone else does

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Today is speak your language day!!! :D Let's try the poll again!

Mi lenguaje es el español :]

This picture belongs to @hummingfluff

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person who buys beautifully decorated bookmarks with a quote about reading books or even crafts them themselfes x person who rips a piece of paper off a random sheet lying around and uses it as a bookmark x person who puts books down with the pages facing the ground and refuces to use anything as a bookmark

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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

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I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

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Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.

Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),

And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.

I got The Oathtaker.

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i've had this dumb idea for like a month, there it is

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i can read the voynich manusript but im not telling anyone what it says because its honestly problematic as fuck

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teacher: can you see the wound at the heart of the earth

student: no this is just dirt

teacher: look closer

student: ohhhh the wound is within me

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A nice chicken I encountered in the margins of a Haggadah, the ‘Ashkenazi Haggadah,’ with commentaries attributed to Eleazar Ben Judah of Worms, c. 1430.

The British Library

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POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at

text ID under the cutoff

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