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We’re black holes walking around that people can see, but if we shed the outer chaotic mess of destruction, everyone would be relying on the light behind us to know we’re there.

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Me (feeling the warm air but also seeing the clouds and wind, signs of a thunderstorm to come): Clouds! I am not liking your vibe right now! Why?!

The Clouds: -oming. Thought I’d finish the sentence for ya.

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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Okay, now that I remember it’s Pride Month.

Hello to the void! I’d like to notify any part of the void that is interested that I am bisexual, technically fitting further under the umbrella called omnisexual. I would also like to notify those parts of the void who may have assumptions about me because of this that they’re simultaneously right and wrong.

Whilst I sit like a soft pretzel gone wrong, I am not one to cheat on another. Some of those stereotypes are absolutely correct for me, and the others are entirely wrong in every which way.

Okay, now that the bisexual part is out of the way, onto the part that actually confuses people more often.

I would also like to notify any part of the void that wishes to listen that I am agender. Which gender? Nope. None of them. Look, I tried to subscribe to Gender(TM) but my card was declined. Therefore, absolutely any and all pronouns hurt in the amount in vastly differing ways.

No, I don’t go by the term of enby. That would imply that I go by they/them, which I sadly can say hurts like a thousand bees buzzing in my stomach trying to get free in every which way that isn’t an exit. Whilst I would gladly be someone’s eneby, I am more like a black hole of gender.

My pronouns have been written in the tenth dimension, and I have no access to them. Thus, I don’t care if you refer to me using third person pronouns, but I do find it hilarious to watch people refer to me as three different pronouns in the same conversation. All of them don’t fit, but at least we can laugh about it. If you truly feel inclined, I will accept literally any epithet at this point (including, but not limited to, Ottvillette (one of my usernames), Alvy, or Niki. Feel free to get creative)

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Alas, this post will likely go mostly unnoticed. That’s nice, because I think people will constantly be confused as to my gender forever, and that means people just shove whatever pronouns they end up thinking I have. Leads to funny results, including one person irl who still uses he/him for me because I never corrected him.

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I keep forgetting it’s Pride Month

Like… I’m bi, and I keep forgetting

I’m agender and I keep forgetting!

I’m indecisive as all hell, and apparently my memory is indecisive on remembering when it’s time to celebrate that indecisiveness-

So, here’s my Pride Month reminder for the rest of y’all who also forgot. There’s no way I’m alone in this, some of y’all also think it’s still May, don’t you?

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I’ll go cry in a corner now-

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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Can someone explain to me the reasoning behind this shot?

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Anything is exercise if you can suffer the effects of overexercise from doing it too much without breaks or preparation.

As an example, recently I was suffering from some of the effects of overexercise because I was dancing in my dining room too quickly for too long and didn’t take a proper break.

Though my dad always says it’s not exercise, me freezing cold from the blood pooling in my legs because I overdid it begs to differ.

Just because you don’t like running, don’t like the gym, don’t enjoy weights, you just don’t like the culture around exercise, doesn’t mean you can’t be exercising. Go find your friends and bring squirt guns, nobody can be serious with squirt guns!

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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I know it’s in the username, I should be expecting the pain, but please- please- my heart- I don’t know if it can take it anymore-

(Actually… please continue. I think it can take a bit more squeezing… probably… maybe)

He he

You should know by now that *I* of all people *will* find a way to hurt you

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Neuvillette showing he’s not apathetic, too!

Neuvillette being a mood

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(I cannot let these sparks of joy go unnoticed, so, reblog time)

Albedo: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Roman emperor in a lower temperature.

Traveler: Caesar in the freezer.

Collei: Ruler in the cooler.

Cyno: Julius in the coolius.

Tighnari: JULIUS IN THE COOLIUS.

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Neuv's working 9-5 💙

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Hey dude, could we like, work super well together, to the point where everyone who knows us knows we’re close? But like, nobody else knows we even know eachother? In a totally professional way, totally just that. Wait… that’s gay too?

hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

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It’s even more fun when he uses his Charged Attack or Burst (Q Skill) the glowing stacks!

So when he glows, which is super pretty (wish I had c1 so I could see it more often), and then glows again during those two skills, his glowing eyes and horns stay while the other glowing bits happen on top of them!

Genshin meta? What's that? I got c1 for Neuvillette just because if he gets his passive faster I can see his glowing horns and eyes more often

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I be gremlinin’ randomly

You’ll never know when imma strike

Or what it’ll be about

Is it astronomy?

Zelda?

Fontainian bois?

Or is it cats?

Maybe…

It’s something entirely different…

(Muehehe)

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Wriothesley: I was in a race once!

Wriothesley: Well, I called it a race, but the police called it resisting arrest.

Wriothesley: They're mad when they lose.