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F1 drivers eating tacos:

Yuki: *Throws the taco shell away and makes nachos instead*

Charles: *puts an entire bottle of hot sauce on the taco and lets it sit in his mouth and burn*

Max: *eats the taco like a madman because of his love for the Spanish and the Mexican culture*

Pierre: *eats the taco like a normal human being*

Lando: *casually eating a taco in the background* i loooove taco tuesday

Carlos: *eye twitches*

Checo: *soul slowly leaving his body*

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*At Disneyland on the spinning teacup ride*

Seb and Kimi: *spinning calmly while talking*

Charles and Carlos: *spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument*

Lando, Dan and Max: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Andreas: did you guys buy the eggs like i asked?

Dan: Even better!

Andreas: … what did you do?

Lando, holding up a chicken: Here!

Dan: her name is Kylie!

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Max: can i ask you for a favour?

Charles: max i am NOT gonna give you a lap dance again.

Lando: L- La- Lap- Lap dan- „LAP DANCE“!!!?

Carlos: …“AGAIN“????

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Seb: do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Lance: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Max couldn‘t see so I shouted, „Max, deer!“

Max:

Lance: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Max:

Max: „Yes, honey?“

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Max: Fuck, I wanna die!

Seb: Language!

Max: Hickity heck, I crave death!

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Doctor: And what brings you in today?

Dan: he ate a bath bomb.

Lando: its true, I did.

Doctor: what could possess you to do such a thing?

Lando: i got stuck in the bathroom. I was starving! I was withering away!

Dan: …

Doctor: how long were you stuck for?

Lando: ABOUT FIVE DAYS-

Dan: - minutes. Five minutes. He was stuck in there for five minutes and he ate the bath bomb because it looked like a cupcake.

Doctor: is this true?

Lando, sighing: yes. It had sprinkles!

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Lance: I'm cold.

Max: Oh no, really? Don't worry. Here, put on this blanket, I can lend you my coat, do you want some hot chocolate? I'll turn the heater up and we can cuddle if you want.

Charles: I'm cold too

Max: well shit, I can't control the weather Charles.

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Seb: just becouse you CAN try something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it, you know?

Lando, while mixing his strawberry milkshake with pizza: well yeah you're right!

Max, while boiling a burger: I'm sure you're not referring that to me Seb

Charles, while sprinkling salt and pepper in his coffee: I bet he's talking to Mick.

Mick, while eating a normal strawberry: *sobs* what did I do wrong?

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Dan: You need to apologize, be a man.

Max: I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't control his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead.

Seb: Well, you're doing an fantastic job.

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Seb: Did you have to stab him?

Max: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Seb: What did he say?

Max: "What are you gonna do? Stab me?

Seb:

The guy he stabbed:

The grid:

Dan, nodding: that's fair

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Zak: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Lando: What about my job as an F1 driver?

Zak: OK, fine. Other than work. And no PC.

Lando: My PC is bwoken.

Zak: Then no car.

Lando: But I need my car for work.

Zak: Then, no... Uh... (glancing at Carlos) No Carlos

Lando: What?! No Carlos?!

Zak: NO CARLOS!

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Lando: Wow it's pretty dark in here

Carlos:

Lando: I mean, I'm not scared or anything

Carlos:

Lando: Nope, not me. I'm an F1 driver. I'm not scared of anything. Nothing at all. Especially not the dark.

Carlos: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Lando: yes, please

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Seb: Wait, where's Lando?

Dan, remembering that Lando got his head stuck in Seb's staircase even though Seb has specifically told him to leave the hole in the staircase alone, and Dan himself is supposed to cover for Lando while Carlos is trying to get Lando's head out free: who's Lando?

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Max: So you remember the plan if I ever go down, right?

Lance: Of course.

Max: Tell me.

Lance: In the case of you're ever being attacked, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Max: Good. I'll do the same for you of course.

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Charles: I did a bad thing...

Max: Does it affect me?

Charles: No-

Max: Then suffer in silence.

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Interviewer: *asking questions*

Kimi: *not interested*

Alfa Romeo: *making some important decisions*

Kimi: *not interested*

Any other driver: *talking*

Kimi: *not interested*

Antonio: *making random noises*

Kimi: *smiling* yes, Antonio?