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the cat? oh....Schrödinger, i don't...i don't know how to tell you this honey...um.well..you see...Curiosity kinda...killed it. yeah. yeah, i know. oh honey, don't cry, it's alright, don't-

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Behind every great man there's a tinier version of him that is making faces at everything he says and then hiding when the guy turns around. Yeah no, its funny as fuck, and Kyle is getting soooo pissed

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absence makes the heart grow limbs. my lab assistant is getting on a flight right now, we're trying to see how many we can get on this specimen

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captcha

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cuties

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the brothers ever

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"I don't see how anyone can like stranger things after (insert thing from show)" baby I am in love with a version of stranger things that is so gay, so horny, and so far detached from canon that you wouldn't even be able to comprehend it.

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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot

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*scrambling to pick up files from the floor* your honor this was not submitted to evidence, you can't-

eye contact can be such an intimate thing--i know its cheesy to say that eyes are the windows to the soul, but truly i don't think you know someone until you see their eyes light up with joy, or well up with tears, or avoid your gaze (either because they can't bear to meet it, or they're neurodivergent and the closeness is too Close and Too Much) people say more with their eyes than they can with just words, they can burn relationships to the ground, build them from scratch, teeming with life and joy and fear and wonder and all the bullshit laughter in between. you can fall in love with someone through their eyes. even if their head is shaped like a triangle and looks stupid as hell from the front. And that is why, Your honor; my client, Isabella Garcia Shapiro should NOT be-

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eye contact can be such an intimate thing--i know its cheesy to say that eyes are the windows to the soul, but truly i don't think you know someone until you see their eyes light up with joy, or well up with tears, or avoid your gaze (either because they can't bear to meet it, or they're neurodivergent and the closeness is too Close and Too Much) people say more with their eyes than they can with just words, they can burn relationships to the ground, build them from scratch, teeming with life and joy and fear and wonder and all the bullshit laughter in between. you can fall in love with someone through their eyes. even if their head is shaped like a triangle and looks stupid as hell from the front. And that is why, Your honor; my client, Isabella Garcia Shapiro should NOT be-

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hot smexy bitch smymptoms

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you wanna touch base with me? gross. you haven’t even washed your hands 🤮

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new type of therapy where when a Bad Thought enters my head i imagine myself batting it away with contempt like a cat bc i don't have time for that shit and i didn't authorize it's entry

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happy pride to host!vic and host!vic alone.

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I love her, i wish she was real

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I love her, i wish she was real