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Is it weird/rude to start eating or drinking something in a store before you pay for it?
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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
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We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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arw youo mad at me
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the insanity of kendrick going "youre a shit father to the secret kid we all heard about AND the secret kid i'm revealing, youre a pervert on the level of harvey weinstein, you've got gambling drinking and pill problems, I HOPE YOU DIE" and then "i dont got a hating bone in my body 🥰" is so fucking funny
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starting Dead Money w the stealth suit and cyberdog gun equipped just made me so sad, the gun whined and the suit went "i'll miss you"
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I tried to include all the relevant ones but I'm not a scholar. Also if you pick taz tell me what arc
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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I remember meeting Taylor Swift at a Whole Foods back in 2009 about a month or so after the Kanye Incident. I wasn't like a huge fan or anything, but I went up to her like "Wow Cool Nice to Meet You" because I was only like 14 and didn't know not to just bother celebs when They're Just Doing Their Thing, and she pointed at me and said "You'll be the first faggot to go," and proceeded to recite the 14 Words.
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not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway
#the main city in my living setting has a family that owns an entire street market/street food district#because over the course of 3 campaigns the PCs have patronized the family so much#that they went from 1 little foodcart to a trailer to brick and mortor and now a whole fuckin street
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did i ever post here about how i put a live lobster into my family's christmas gift exchange last year
#like. a real ass live lobster#shit was ASTRONOMICALLY funny#not to pat myself on the back but most of the family was like 'yeah the exchange woulda sucked this year if not for that so thanks'
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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