lemonpepperseed
lemonpepperseed
Dyslexic Lemon
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I AM 21! Minors will be blocked, sns. Heavy brain rot for hazbin hotel and helluva boss, ghost, dead by daylight, minecraft and more! Smoke grass and chill for a bit. Be gay do crimes and only kill people who are worth going to jail for.
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lemonpepperseed · 9 months ago
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A list of slutty things I want DBD killers to do with me <3
{18+ Minors dni}
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Ghostface!
- Where do I begin?
- CALL HIM SIR
- All day everyday do on every surface of my home.
- I would take a plan B for this man and I don’t even really like men all the much
- fast and hard.
- he can take a picture every time he NUTS
- Rope, handcuffs, leashes, and with him
- but like. I would also top him.
- Make HIM beg!
- OR maybe take turns begging?
- I bet he sounds pretty when he moans <3
- Oh and let me tell you, this man right here. He probably gives good head!
- He’ll chase you through the woods and claim his prize.
- He can paint you white, inside and out
- Buy me a collar that says “Ghosties Girl” <3
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Michael Myers
- He’s 6 foot 8. And I am 4 foot 10. Do I need to say anything else?
- DADDY!!
- He looks strong enough to lift me.
- I want him to put me on his shoulder against a wall and eat-
- I’d let this man take allllll of his anger and frustrations out on me.
- I wonder if he’d let me peg him lol
- who needs rope when his big hands are holding my wrists down above my head <3
- He can stab me in more than one way
- I would have to send cookies to my neighbors the next morning to apologize for all the noise
- He’d let me go for a ride while he wrapped his hand around my throat
- I’d give him permission to spit on me
- I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want him to step on me
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Huntress
- MOMMY?! sorry… MOMMY?! Sorry… MOMMY?! Ok I’m not actually sorry
- She doesn’t need a strap to impress me
- I know the head game is good
- but honestly, I wouldn’t mind if her thighs wrapped around my head and squeezed me
- her thighs make me levitate
- she could suffocate me happily.
- 🎶all I wanna do, is get stepped on by you, a giant women🎶
- she has really strong hands that would make me scream and happy cry
- we’d do it in cabin, on the table
- dude I’d scream for her, unapologetically
- WOMEN
- just
- women u.u
- I love women
- I wanna wear her mask while she eats me out, tied to her bed <3
- she’d call you pretty and make you blush before she degrades you
- she’d call you “Her’s”
@randomfandomdreaming you’re turn 💙
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lemonpepperseed · 9 months ago
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Controversial Dead by daylight things by someone who plays both sides PT.2
SM=skull merchant
If you play SM and sweat for the 4K on a map you brought us too, I will probably let myself die on second hook (especially if you tunnel me like this match) You’re already playing a killer that most people don’t like and you’ll probably get the 4K anyways because SM is already a very strong killer if you know how to use her. Me and my team should not be on death hook at 4 gen’s because someone stunned you and you took it personally (and no I was not the one who stunned her and I was playing solo.) I love to play against SM because it doesn’t happen often and I think her game mechanics are cool, but when most of the people who play her are toxic, it makes it harder and harder not to get a little annoyed when you load in and see her
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lemonpepperseed · 9 months ago
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Controversial Dead by daylight things by someone who plays both sides PT. 1
If you bring Franklin’s paired with blood favor, I’m dying on hook lol I don’t know why but this perk combo has always been annoying to me. Getting my item taken is bad enough, but getting my pallet taken the next second might be even worse.
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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How are so many people getting these killers with personality 😭😭 I’ve been playing dbd for a fair bit and I stg every match is sweats and it makes the game so boring. Just let me have fun and dance on the bar dammit!
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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He'll never know...
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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“My mental health is no better than a sign that got hit by a Ford F-150”
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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Born to be the main character, forced to suffer in real life
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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You wake up cold in the middle of the night. You grope around behind you to find the blanket and reclaim some of it from your man. You tug at the blanket, but he's hogging it and you can't get enough to cover yourself. You scoot back against him and grumble that you're cold. He drapes it over you and spoons you. You're too sleepy to notice the fabric is smooth and different, or that his arms are bigger. Everything's bigger. He's warm. You drift off in his arms, wrapped in his robe, and your boyfriend’s body is getting cold on the bedroom floor. 
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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Meet Claira! They are a 23 year old Sinner, who sold their soul for pizza rolls :)
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lemonpepperseed · 1 year ago
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Cardinal, hearing noises from the kitchen: Oh Swiss! You’re actually doing the dishes?
Swiss in the middle of opening the fridge: Uh. I’m getting chili.
Cardinal: That’s not dishes.
Swiss: …I mean I cleaned the dish I’m gonna use—
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lemonpepperseed · 2 years ago
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I feel that these two go perfectly with this trend.
NOT SHIP ART.
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lemonpepperseed · 2 years ago
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welcome to the fog <333
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lemonpepperseed · 2 years ago
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Phantom ghoul first Instagram post
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lemonpepperseed · 2 years ago
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Absolutely this. 🤘🖤
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