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There is no difference between these photos prove me wrong

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Customer: Asks for something truly ridiculous

Me:

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Me and my friends: We don’t gossip!

Also us when anything remotely juicy happens:

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Moments before my third menty b of the week

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Me after blowing the fattest cloud about to cough up a lung

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When everyone at the family function wants a hug:

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Whenever that one friend opens their mouth:

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When you try to take a selfie but the flash is on:

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That split second before it hits you in the face:

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Me when anything devious happens and I have more gossip:

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These are so fricking cute!!! Now I wanna make one.

The army of dinos are out in the world ready for a new home.

I’ve also had an idea of making a range of F1 dinos 😜😂 so it would be this Dino

But I’d do it in the driver colours with their number on so keep an eye out for that soon

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Spiders...God's Fuck Up

This was inspired by a question asked in my discord server, enjoy!

Spiders....spiders were something Trent was deathly afraid of, not that he'd ever admit to anyone, and when he saw one.....the results were less than pleasant for any near by ears.

The first time Metal ever found out about this fear of Trent's was on one of their rare weekends they didn't have to be anywhere.

Trent was in the kitchen mixing together the pancake mix for some Saturday morning pancakes when all of a sudden he felt a little tickling sensation on his forearm and when he looked down he saw the worst thing imaginable, a spider.

Naturally he screamed as loud as he could and jumped onto the closest surface that brought him up off the floor and that was the counter but while doing this he knocked over the mixing bowl, sending glass and pancake mix all across the floor.

Less then two second later Metal burst into the kitchen holding his gun out, looking for any intruders.

"Trent! What's wrong? What happened?" the expression on Metal's face was a mix between confusion, worry and sleepiness having just woken up.

"Kill it, you gotta kill it Scott" Trent's voice cracked on his name

"What are you talking about?" Trent pointed a shaky finger toward the floor by Metal's sock, where the little spider was crawling along the linoulium floor.

Metal let out a little chuckle because he expected a lot worse with the way his boyfriend screamed but none the less the little spider was quickly scooped up and set gently outside the back patio door.

"Shut up, don't you dare say anything"

Metal let out a little chuckle and pulled Trent into his arms "I'm not saying anything but really babe, spiders? Starting to sound like Sonny there"

"Shut up" Trent grumbled into his chest "We have to clean this up"

Metal looked over his partners shoulder over to the mess on the kitchen floor, deciding it could wait a couple more hours.

"Come on, come back to bed, get a couple more hours with me" Metal was already pulling Trent towards their bedroom and pushing him onto the bed, silencing his weak protests with a kiss and sliding in behind him for some well deserved morning cuddles.

"Go to sleep"

That was the last thing Trent heard before he drifted back off into dreamland.

I hope you enjoyed that, sorry I haven't posted in a while -QMP

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Bravo Game Night

This is for the first day of April, and the prompt I'm doing is Game Night because I know Bravo would have a game night and it would end in disaster most of the time but they have fun. Enjoy.

"Come on 6, come on 6, come on 6, come on si.. YES!! SIX!! 1, 2,3,4,5,6....here's $400" Trent said smugly as he secured the last piece of the board that he needed, he now owned over half the board and was the richest person in the game.

"For fuck's sake!" Sonny swore as he landed on Trent's biggest property and he had to hand over the last of his money meaning he had gone bankrupt and Trent had won the game....Again. How he managed to win everytime, no one knew.

"I demand a rematch! That was a set up! I was destined to lose!" Sonny complained as they started to pack up the board.

"I'll go grab another game so that someone has a chance to win something" Brock said as he picked himself up off of the floor and went to Trent's game closet, trying to pick the game least likely to end in yells and game pieces every where, he ended up going with Boggle, what could go wrong with Boggle?

"Here, let's play a couple rounds of Boggle" Brock said as he started to set up and hand things out to everyone, they decided to make teams.

Clay and Sonny made up team number 1, team number 2 was Ray and Jason, and Brock and Trent made up team number 3, they set up the board and started the first round, right before the timer was flipped Brock asked himself, what could go wrong with Boggle?

Apparently everything could go wrong with Boggle, after Clay and Sonny won 5 consecutive rounds they were accused of cheating and that started a major argument on how one could possibly cheat at Boggle and that they were so hurt they would even think they would cheat, previously there were also arguments about what words were actually words and many, many dictionary breaks, Brock just shook his head wondering why he was naive enough to think that they were mature enough to play Boggle.

They played one more round and called it quits, naming Sonny and Clay as the Boggle champions and they decided they would play one more game before calling it quits.

They decided on pictionary, because they were tier one operators, they communicated silently all the time, pictures would just make it easier, right?

Wrong.

"A bird, a-a-a plane, a-" "Time's up" Jason declared while Clay was trying to stutter out his last answer.

"No Blondielocks, it's not a bird or a plane or any of the things you named, it's an octopus" Sonny declared, with a hint of frustration in his voice because Clay couldn't get it.

"How the hell is that an octopus?! Sonny, it has wings! The last time I checked, octopi don't have wings, they have tenticals!" Clay immediatly started arguing with Sonny.

"How many times do I have to tell you Peter Pan! Octopi is not the plural for Octopus, it's octopusses!" Sonny argued back

"So many plurals ending i Sonny, it's not just octopi, there's nuclei, cacti, fungi, hippopotami, radi-" Clay was cut off by Ray

"Wait a minute here, did you just say hippopotami, like as in a hippopotamus?" Ray asked, he was very skeptical about Clay's grammar

"Yes it's one of the two ways one can say the plural for hippopotamus, hippopotamuses or hippopotami" Clay recited to Ray, it almost sounded as if he had practiced this, like he was waiting for someone to question him on it if he ever brought it up.

"But that doesn't sou-" "Blondielocks is in-" "I know I'm rig-" "ENOUGH!" Brock shouted, sick of everyone talking over one another

"We are done, Ray and Jason won that game, here's what we're going to do, Clay and Sonny are going to clean up, Ray and Jason are going to make some popcorn and get beers, and me and Trent will set up the living room and put on a movie, game night is done, it is now movie night, go!" Brock directed them all in what they were doing.

While everyone was sitting in the living room enjoying All Dogs Go to Heaven, Brock's choice, and eating popcorn and having a good, relaxing time Brock started thinking, he was the only person who didn't win a game, they played three games and he didn't win a single one but that was fine with him, he would lose a thousand games if it meant he got to hang out with his brothers like this, no stress, no expectation, no anything, just relaxation and peace for a couple hours.

If he was smiling throughout the rest of the movie, who could blame him?

That was my first entry for the 30 prompts for April, i'll try to get April second posted tomorrow, but we'll see, spring break is ending and I have things to do, but anyways I hope you enjoyed -QMP

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Bravo Game Night

This is for the first day of April, and the prompt I'm doing is Game Night because I know Bravo would have a game night and it would end in disaster most of the time but they have fun. Enjoy.

"Come on 6, come on 6, come on 6, come on si.. YES!! SIX!! 1, 2,3,4,5,6....here's $400" Trent said smugly as he secured the last piece of the board that he needed, he now owned over half the board and was the richest person in the game.

"For fuck's sake!" Sonny swore as he landed on Trent's biggest property and he had to hand over the last of his money meaning he had gone bankrupt and Trent had won the game....Again. How he managed to win everytime, no one knew.

"I demand a rematch! That was a set up! I was destined to lose!" Sonny complained as they started to pack up the board.

"I'll go grab another game so that someone has a chance to win something" Brock said as he picked himself up off of the floor and went to Trent's game closet, trying to pick the game least likely to end in yells and game pieces every where, he ended up going with Boggle, what could go wrong with Boggle?

"Here, let's play a couple rounds of Boggle" Brock said as he started to set up and hand things out to everyone, they decided to make teams.

Clay and Sonny made up team number 1, team number 2 was Ray and Jason, and Brock and Trent made up team number 3, they set up the board and started the first round, right before the timer was flipped Brock asked himself, what could go wrong with Boggle?

Apparently everything could go wrong with Boggle, after Clay and Sonny won 5 consecutive rounds they were accused of cheating and that started a major argument on how one could possibly cheat at Boggle and that they were so hurt they would even think they would cheat, previously there were also arguments about what words were actually words and many, many dictionary breaks, Brock just shook his head wondering why he was naive enough to think that they were mature enough to play Boggle.

They played one more round and called it quits, naming Sonny and Clay as the Boggle champions and they decided they would play one more game before calling it quits.

They decided on pictionary, because they were tier one operators, they communicated silently all the time, pictures would just make it easier, right?

Wrong.

"A bird, a-a-a plane, a-" "Time's up" Jason declared while Clay was trying to stutter out his last answer.

"No Blondielocks, it's not a bird or a plane or any of the things you named, it's an octopus" Sonny declared, with a hint of frustration in his voice because Clay couldn't get it.

"How the hell is that an octopus?! Sonny, it has wings! The last time I checked, octopi don't have wings, they have tenticals!" Clay immediatly started arguing with Sonny.

"How many times do I have to tell you Peter Pan! Octopi is not the plural for Octopus, it's octopusses!" Sonny argued back

"So many plurals ending i Sonny, it's not just octopi, there's nuclei, cacti, fungi, hippopotami, radi-" Clay was cut off by Ray

"Wait a minute here, did you just say hippopotami, like as in a hippopotamus?" Ray asked, he was very skeptical about Clay's grammar

"Yes it's one of the two ways one can say the plural for hippopotamus, hippopotamuses or hippopotami" Clay recited to Ray, it almost sounded as if he had practiced this, like he was waiting for someone to question him on it if he ever brought it up.

"But that doesn't sou-" "Blondielocks is in-" "I know I'm rig-" "ENOUGH!" Brock shouted, sick of everyone talking over one another

"We are done, Ray and Jason won that game, here's what we're going to do, Clay and Sonny are going to clean up, Ray and Jason are going to make some popcorn and get beers, and me and Trent will set up the living room and put on a movie, game night is done, it is now movie night, go!" Brock directed them all in what they were doing.

While everyone was sitting in the living room enjoying All Dogs Go to Heaven, Brock's choice, and eating popcorn and having a good, relaxing time Brock started thinking, he was the only person who didn't win a game, they played three games and he didn't win a single one but that was fine with him, he would lose a thousand games if it meant he got to hang out with his brothers like this, no stress, no expectation, no anything, just relaxation and peace for a couple hours.

If he was smiling throughout the rest of the movie, who could blame him?

That was my first entry for the 30 prompts for April, i'll try to get April second posted tomorrow, but we'll see, spring break is ending and I have things to do, but anyways I hope you enjoyed -QMP

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Prompts

Send me a number with a ship (I only write for SEAL Team) and I'll write it.

1. You're burning up

2. No, don't cry, I hate it when you cry

3. I heard you scream. Nightmares again?

4. Hey, just look at me. Breathe.

5. Hold my hand. You're going to be fine.

6. It's okay, I'm here.

7. Do you want to talk about it?

8. You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now.

9. Hey, don't do that, you'll hurt yourself

10. I'm at the hospital, can you come and get me?

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New Person to Follow!!

Hey guys!! Go follow my cousin @nic-takes-photos!

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this is my sister, Eva.

and she has juvenile rheumatoid arthritis. to my surprise, the previous post was deleted and I am writing this again. we need money for treatment.

i work two jobs, but that's not enough.

I sell my drawings. check my profile. thanks.

if you can help, then:

you need to install Paysend and choose: send / select a country / transfer to a card /

my card number: 5536914117086722

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