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No but imagine being Agatha at the end of episode five— just completely violated by your abusive, murderous mother possessing your body, hanging on by the barest thread as she proceeds to embarrass and berate you in front of the only people in centuries who have agreed to actually treat you like a human being, even if they don’t trust you.

Stuck in a trial with the woman who broke your heart to pieces, broke your soul to pieces, who is dead set on killing you and is also still impossibly in love with you, watching as the one person who constantly, constantly ruined your life tries to turn this coven against you, too.

Helpless as one of these new witches, the only one who didn’t seem to have any preconceived notions about what a terrible person you are, tries to actually save you from the mother who ruined your life on an endless loop, and then helpless again as you unwittingly and unwillingly take her power, sucking every piece of life out of her and forced to look her in the eyes as you do it.

And then the only thing that actually stops you is your ex’s arch-nemesis’s son screaming a name he couldn’t possibly know, and when it all stops you realize that it’s too late. And then having to look these women in the eye, barely, as they stare at you in horror because they didn’t know — witch killer, murderer — they don’t realize that you can’t really control it.

Climbing out of that trial and fleeing, like you’re nothing, like you’re something shameful and evil and wrong. Standing on the witches’ road all alone, a broken coven behind you, and still feeling Alice’s power sparking through your veins, dancing in your palm.

Feeling this woman, maybe the only woman who had ever actually willingly given her life for you, deep in your blood, buried in your soul. And then you call up her magic because maybe if it fuels yours then you can justify the whole thing and play it off like you’re just some power-hungry villain, just like they all said you were.

Except it’s not enough and it fizzles out between your fingers and you realize in that split second that all of it — all of it — was for nothing. That you failed, again. And then to have a teenager come out and have the audacity to yell at you, so you lash out, try to grab your power back, and the next thing you know you’re flying through the air and drowning in tar. 

I won't say it was the worst day of her life, but it had to have been close 

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Fanfic writers please use these prompts to your likening because the AAA fandom is out here starving 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Scarlett for Queen Ariana, Kathryn Hahn for Mother Gothel

meanwhile in the comments

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Oh my god you’re a genius. The colour theory is absolutely amazing, red (a scarlet witch) + blue (evanora harkness) = purple (Agatha harkness) !!

I also headcannon that another reason Evanora hates Agatha was because of who “fathered” her. Any theories on who her father could have been?

Also I wanna talk about how I only just found out now that all those fake titles that they released before choosing Agatha All Along (Agnes of Westview, house of harkness, the lying witch with the great wardrobe, darkhokd diaries, coven of chaos etc

Seekest thou the road (episode 1)- Anges of Westview

If I can’t reach you let my song teach you (episode 4) - coven of chaos being

Darkest hour wake thy power (episode 5) - darkhold diaries

Deaths hand in mine (episode 6)- the lying witch and the great wardrobe

Maiden mother crone (episode 8) - house of harkness

Brilliant!!!

Agatha origin conspiracy theory

Ok, girlies hear me out on this one. 

So I've been toying with this idea of scarlet witches being forged again and again, as in Wanda wasn't the first scarlet witch but there were more before her, as they say, "The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged" and there have been many nuclear disasters or stuff like that, that could amplify 'the scarlet witch's' power. We also know that scarlet witches are not 'real witches' cuz they didn't inherit the magic from their parents and also they are 'harbingers of chaos' and are destined to end the universe so the 'real witches' community thinks of them as some dark creature, someone not to be consorted with, as outcasts or something. Like their magic is 'dark magic' or magic that should not be practised or whatever witches do. Also, witches don't need 'men' to have babes, if we've learnt anything from agathario. So what I think is that Evanora had some fling with another witch and she got pregnant with her babe but sometime later she found out that the other witch was a scarlet witch. That's why she despises Agatha even before she was born as in the 'I ought to have killed you the moment you left my womb' statement. And that is why she thinks of Agatha as a dark creature just like her other mother. Also, scarlet witches have red magic and Evanora has blue magic so as a result Agatha has purple magic. Also, I don't know if magic can be siphoned or not but we only saw Agatha do that and in 'Wandavision' Wanda also absorbed Agatha's magic so I'm assuming that this 'magic stealing' powers of Agatha are a result of her heritage. She was able to steal 'the scarlet witch's' magic and 'demiurge's' magic which is chaos magic and no other characters have been known to do that, which means Agatha must have some chaos magic in her blood, that's why she could do that. And maybe that is why the darkhold told Agatha about Wanda's existence. And about the temple of scarlet witch having idols of two boys next to her, we don't know if that was always like that, maybe during Agatha's scarlet witch mother's time it was Agatha's idol. Also this could explain why a cosmic creature (death) consorted with Agatha.

Anyway that was my ramblings on why 'Wanda is in some ways Agatha's mommy'

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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She was so upset she got her hair wet 🥲

(Btw can we talk about how her loose hair in this scene kind of symbolises her composure unraveling because she’s freaked out that the road is real)

Everyone needs to rewatch AAA right neowwww it gets better with each watch I’m freaking telling you

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Guys I think we definitely moved on from this fit wayyy too quickly

Her hair was just freaking fantastic and overgrown (symbolism for how feral she is rn) I honestly can’t decide if Rio wants to braid it or grab it more

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Personally I vote we have aaa week every week😀😀

Okay I don't know whose idea it was to have our own Agatha All Along week but it's only been 3 days and there are more than 150 new fanfics on AO3 and I'M EATING THIS SHIT UP!!

Thank you for everyone who contributes to this week with any type of art, I love you all and you are all so fucking freaking talented!!!

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Their friendship/situationship is so funny to me

Kathryn Hahn & Seth Rogen

The Studio - Season 1

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🐯

MOMMMMYYYYYYYYY

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On first glance I thought she was in a bathrobe and I nearly combusted 😌

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Mother behind the scenes of The Studio

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Give me Valerie McNeal rn !

Valerie I am McNealing for you

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She’s definitely slept with other people as a way to get revenge from Death too, and that’s why she’s so possessive of her

The concept of lady death being Agatha's only love outside of her son

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Still miss them 💔

Thinking about @jazzfordshire Mean Boss UA today and needed to sketch it...

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Let me know when yall start writing the fics

Need this version of her with detective Agnes…

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Reposting again so that everyone does their homework ❤️

Highly recommend watching Kathryn Hahn in Free Agents

You can watch all the episodes here

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RELEASE THE TAPES!! EVERY SINGLE ONE IM NOT EVEN JOKING

please release the deleted scenes