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thinking ab Van’s “curse”…..

Originally I thought something mermaid-esc because it’s obviously triggered by water/ the ocean and she has this whole family history of being pirates but then Brennan made it very clear that her prosthetic is somehow involved which makes me think she was “cursed” when she lost her arm somehow. …

but also her whole job on the ship is getting people to do things, getting people to follow her orders which is so siren coded, and they very specifically mentioned that only her husband sings at their restaurant (I don’t care that it’s a bit, it’s cannon to me) so maybe she doesn’t want to sing in front of people because siren song?

many thoughts, zero answers, please debate in the notes I wanna figure this out.

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Simon Thompson cracking Brennans code in 45 minutes your inner Adaine Abernant is showing.

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waiting for my husband to come back from war.

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Petition for Paula Dovalson to join the Fantasy-High Parent Polycule. I don’t care that she’s from a different campaign, time Quangle that shit ok? momma needs some love.

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Yuji and Todo core <3

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

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good things come in threes, so naturally I predict Iffy will roll a third Nat 20 and become the dm for 60 Seconds. So here’s a list of things I hope he does with that minute:

Have Doug meat go in for that kiss with kingskin.

That’s it that’s the list.

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was it casual when you told me to splurge for valet parking?

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NASCAR TACOCAT Son

or

CIS-HER-GAL-A-THEM Daughter

?

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Dirty Laundry with Usha, graNma sWeetie, Plug Strutt, and Vic's ex step-grandmother.

Hosted by Jawbone, with Squak Airavis tending bar

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kingskin I stg either kiss ur henchman or hug him for a long period of time while he cries is out, Doug Meat is touch starved and he’s been such a good henchman and there’s far too much tension there for one of the two to not happen.

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love that the recently-divorced energy was radiating off Paula so hard it literally carried through with her when she got jumanjied into an action film.

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Every Friend group needs:

•The car chasing, thrill seeking buff guy who values brotherhood (he’s barely 18, he likes anime, he feels disconnected from his brothers) 

•The brutal mob boss who walks around like a brick wall and gets what he wants (she’s also just a kid, she’s got a chance to get out but she’s scared of leaving, she’s a kleptomaniac with a crush)

•The teen hacker extraordinaire (she’s an old woman, she’s tired she knows nothing about technology, she won’t move in with her granddaughter so she won’t be a burden) 

•The fem fatale cat burglar (a slutty handyman who’s afraid of commitment) 

•The smooth talking poker playing king of espionage (he’s anti establishment, he lives in his uncles shed, he’s in contact with aliens and is his bosses arch enemy )

•The one man army of a detective who’s getting divorced (she’s mom to her kids and her coworkers, she’s a mall cop, she’s sweet as can be with some serious sass, she’s also recently divorced.)

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my friend got really into D20 as season 3 of fantasy high was coming out and the finally finished everything else set in Spire so she’s coming over to binge the first part of season three today GUYS SHES GOT NO CLUE AHK.

I have snacks and blankets I am so ready to watch her fall apart :).

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sneaking in one more before pride month ends ... this goblin is simply so important to me

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in case anyone was wondering,

yes, Never stop Blowing up is in fact a bisexuals dream. the layers of gender fuckery and hot badasses who are secretly nerds is incredible.

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Had a dream where there was an episode of game changer where Sam taped Brennan to the roof of a moving truck and asked him trivia questions.

that’s it that was the episode.

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sharing my new lockscreen with the world<3