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Me watching season 1 episode 2 of how I met your mother: Yes Marshall you reject her you know your worth.

Me 5 episodes later: I'm so glad they're back together.

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I should not have 3 separate spiders 3 days in a row prevent me from going to the bathroom

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Update: the later period is no longer late so that's cool, however I may have been a little inaccurate about option B because there is now a positive covid test in my room.

Why do I feel nauseous?

Is it:

A. A side effect to my covid booster

B. A symptom of the current sore throat I have (that is not related to covid)

Or is it

C. My late period

I am not having a good start to 2022

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Why do I feel nauseous?

Is it:

A. A side effect to my covid booster

B. A symptom of the current sore throat I have (that is not related to covid)

Or is it

C. My late period

I am not having a good start to 2022

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Who the fuck is dancing to northern downpour???

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So I'm not sure what this says about me but when I saw spiderman nwh, at the start where it shows Mysterio, I had 2 thoughts.

1. Fuck jake gyllanhaal.

2. This is 2 months in a row where there are going to be people saying "fuck jake gyllanhall".

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I'm so impressed by how season 2 of Tiger King managed to get 2 episodes around Carole Baskin by just using old clips they had of her and videos on her youtube channel.

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I'm watching private practice. When the fuck does the Addison and noah storyline finish?

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I don't want to have a wedding, but I do know what song I would want as my first dance song. It's Forever by The Beach Boys (I 100% blame Full House)

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Why is one of the characters whole personality drugs and sex???

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This reference lasts until 6:30

Gossip girl reboot referencing old gossip girl part 1

Episode 1

5:38

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Gossip girl reboot referencing old gossip girl part 1

Episode 1

5:38

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I enjoyed the album, but how am I supposed to argue with a reviewer whose article isn't even available to read unless you subscribe to the newspaper.

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Having family from county Cork means watching the documentary about Sophie Toscan du Plantier and then finding out from an uncle that apparently half the town were constantly on drugs and the woman who gave a statement and then retracted it a few years later was allegedly having an affair with a police officer.

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So if I listen to You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift and decided that taylor swift was a pick me girl, how would that go down with Swifties?

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I'm watching shameless us version and I just finished the second last episode of season 2. Wtf. I was not expecting that at all.

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"I can walk quickly"- I say to myself about going to the bathroom with only a top on. Then remembering that I can't walk quickly because my ankle has doubled in size due to my body deciding that it now wants to have allergic reactions to bug bites!!!!