lexluthorpregnant

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lex getting sent to solitary and at night when theres absolutely no light whatsoever no stimulation & nothing else occupying his mind he’s forced to imagine Superman “keeping him company” in this pathetic & needy state of mind that he’ll never admit outright to (bonus points: hes afraid of the dark & thats why he wants Superman to be there)

YES OMG!!

He's so scared (would never admit it though) about being all alone in an unfamiliar place, no lights, nothing

He'd shake, tremble for hours, a constant flow of tears keeping his eyes wet, snot dripping down his face, hands clutching himself, sharp nails digging into his skin

He's cold, the thin fabric they assign prisoners to wear doing little to keep him warm

Curled into himself he'd whisper a barely audible chant:

"Im- I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry, plea-ease, I'm sorry, fuck, I'm so awful, I'm sorry.. please.."

Superman wouldn't hear him, but lex would continue pleading until he passed out from exhaustion, Uncomfortably alone.

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Hello today I dare to come out of my shell to tell you Victoria Secret angel Lex photoshoot :p

YES YES ABSOLUTLEY!!!

That man is COVERED head to toe in designer, of COURSE he's modeled! Like Have you seen him? Such a pretty little thing, fierce with attitude

He'd rock that photoshoot without any effort!!

Clark would get a nose bleed after seeing Lex luthor In all of his tall, curvy glory

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Hey hope you're doing good, first I wanted to say that love your takes on bottom lex that's why I wanted to ask you ,do you think clark would be jealous of ultraman ?,because we all know that lex uses this clone for more than just fighting

YES!! Like extremely.

Let's say he finds out after ultraman has already died:

They're fucking, clarks hitting luthors prostate straight on, lost in endless pounding pleasure between moans and 'harder's he'd whisper

"fuck! it's- it's much better on the real thing.."

Clark's thrusts would stutter to a halt, confused

"what do you mean?"

Luthor would brush it off, pretend he didn't say anything and order Clark to keep going, But Hands of steel would hold luthor still, stopping him from grinding back

Clark would Keep pushing, using his journalistic abilities to guide the confession out of luthors mushy fucked out brain

Annoyed and horny, luthor would tell him

Tell him alllll about how the first thing ultraman trained for was actually sex, how many hours he spent pounding luthor into the mattress, how often lex rode the clone, how.. familiar he'd gotten with the shape and size of ultramans cock

As luthor rambled on about his experience, one thing would be clear on clarks mind:

He's going to have to absolutely RUIN lex. he'll eat him out for hours, pushing every button, teasing, loving, rough and slow..

So the very memory of ultraman would be gone

Fully fucked out of luthor.

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what would you do if someone made a rival blog clarkkentpregnant

Baby trap the owner and then kill myself after the baby is born

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the mental image of lex biting his lip as clark gets inside inch by painful inch might drive me mad

And you KNOW clark was being so gentle, stretching him with lots of spit and lube for ages, taking his sweet time, making sure luthor feels good

But luthor? Oh hes FUMING: who does this alien degenerate think he is? Sure it's been a while but no cock is worth this amount of prep!

He'd aggressively patronise Clark for being slow, ordering him to put it in already or he'll kick him out

Clark would try to make the slide easier, holding himself perfectly still, listening in for any signs of discomfort

Even after all that prep the stretch hurt, of course superman just HAD to have a massive cock alongside everything else

And as everything superman always does, it drove luthor CRAZY

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In honor to your username, clex pregnant sex bc lex looks amazing while pregnant, his skin is glowing, his ass and thighs are plumper than usual (which is something considering his ass is fat on the regular) and don't get me started on his tits. Clark just can't keep his hands off him and he's so proud of himself for being the one to make him look like that

You can literally see clarks eyes light up whenever luthors naked.. pale skin soft and smooth, almost glowing in the sunlight

His breasts get big enough for it to show through his suits, overly sensitive nipples chafing against expensive fabric, becoming impossible for lex to get through any presentations or meetings without pain, too stubborn to go on maternity leave he finds another solution: fancy satin bras

They're sooo pretty on him, cupping him just perfectly, easing his troubles

So when he comes home after a long hard day of work, ripping the sweaty clothes off his body he gets to turn to clark for help

"fuck it's- it's stuck, i can't reach it"

He'd waddle over into the kitchen with a pout on his face, what used to be an intimidating expression now adorable

"Unclip my bra?"

Worded like a question, more of a comand

Clark would be there to assist before he could finish his sentence, only stopping to admire the piece of art that is lex luthor, pregnant

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THIS IS SO GOOD IM GONNA EXPLODEEEE

everyone can tell but him...he's just walking around like why is everyone looking at me?? 🤔 Is it the new suit???

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Lex would have the means and funds to create some tech that would do the same thing but simply wouldn't... cuz having clark so close and comfortable is his favourite thing ever

TikTok trend

+ bonus

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Got jumpscared by top Lex so I need your wise words to cleanse my soul

Unfortunately, this terrifying experience happens to many..

Even though top lex isn't considered a crime against humanity (personally for me it is but whatever) the actual crime is having any sort of smut in a fic and NOT specifying who tops/bottoms/switches

I don't CARE if it's just a few paragraphs or an offhand mention of events, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GODDD, TAG THAT SHIT!

It's like thinking "oh its just milk, nobody will care if it's there" so you don't add it to the ingredient description and then get surprised when someone lactose intolerant shits themselves

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UGHHUGHGHGUGH me and who?

Under a spell

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God forbid a girl has a hobby..

yandere girlfriend lex luthor is suchhh a concept 😔

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lex in prison would either go full abstinence or whore himself around, no in-between

He'd probably get a private cell (being the rich asshole that he is) getting supervised 24/7

He'd try to seduce the guards, bribe them with money: to no avail

Pent up and angry, he'd rub his ass against the cell wall, pretending that the strong, immovable surface is superman

Touching himself never helped, sure he'd cum but it never felt satisfying.. he needed a cock, needed to get absolutely ravaged by a man bigger, more powerful than him

Otherwise he'd go insane

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when lex will (inevitably) get knocked up i need clark to be as unbearable as ever. he will constantly be on his knees for lex, ear to the tummy, listening to the heartbeat of their child with his superhearing. he will know their child’s gender before any ultrasounds appointments will tell them. he will get breakfast in bed for his pregnant partner, massage lex’s spine when the tummy grows too big, and even hold him bridal style when lex is too exhausted to move. lex complains and sighs and rolls his eyes but he loves the princess treatment. and loves that all the attention, all the care are directed almost exclusively at him.

after delivering the child, lex will think about getting pregnant again just to steal clark’s attention all to himself.

Clark will be sooo caring and sweet, constantly by his side, always listening in even when he's away at work, flying in during lunch just to be close.. Lex wouldn't be able to lift a finger without clark there supervising him

Absolutely smitten, clark would beg luthor to go visit his parents every week, mama kent would fuss about the pregnancy, ranting about her experience and teaching a very stubborn lex, papa kent would cry saying stuff like 'you're growing up so fast' and giving all of clarks baby stuff over (only keeping a few sentimental pieces) insisting they have them even though lex can afford to get everything brand new

They'd develop a comfortable routine, schedules blending seamlessly

You'd expect clarks pampering to lessen after the baby is born but It won't, he'd still be loving, overly protective, determined to make things work.

lex would argue how he didn't need to do that anymore, clark would do his best to give him space, only for lex to breakdown in his arms after a day "don't- don't leave me alone.."

They'd be inseparable since

(Btw Dude I love you, your art and ideas are absolutely BANGER!!! )

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do you think clex fucks mid air like high up in the sky

Oh yeah!

Superman would have them pressed up against a tall skyscraper, sliding a few feet lower every now and again just to hear luthors heartbeat quicken, the wind is unforgiving but so are clarks thrusts

Hes clinging to Clark for dear life, he knows he'd never actually drop him, but the thought of it survives through the whole experience nonetheless, the danger adding another layer to his arousal

They chose a secure location, an unsold property of luthorcorp, but people driving by would only have to look up into the sky once to notice the iconic red and blue colours of Superman's suit and wonder what is he doing?

They'd never be there long enough to grasp the movement as sexual, or the naked skin in front of superman as lex luthor

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I think Clark should finger Lex under his panties and create a very wet very visible patch in them

Oh he definetly flies in as superman right before lex has to go in for an important meeting, bending him over the desk as he protests "I have no time! you can't just barge in as i-" lex would let out a low whine as clark rubbed up against him without restraint, getting him all nice and wet before he slid his hand into luthors panties from behind, thick long fingers slowly working him open..

and just as he's about to come Clark would pull away, licking his fingers clean, kissing luthor on the small of his back and disappearing with a quick goodbye

Leaving luthor quivering on the table, panties absolutely drenched

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THEYRE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA

let me just say… clark did not anticipate this when lex told him about pregnancy.

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Who would be the most jealous in the relationship and why Clark?

The popular belief would be that it's luthor and I agree that he is the more openly jealous one (having a short temper when it comes to anything superman related and all)

but Clark? Oh that obssesed puppy falls HARD he'd want nothing more than to just keep luthor locked up in his apparent, safe from getting in trouble.. wearing nothing but clarks way too big on him clothes

Managing to domesticate lex luthor would become one of his many life time achievements, getting the man pregnant would be another ;)