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hey elle!! would Barty be down for period sex with treasure? and more importantly, would he still munch?

oh yeah. yeah probably. definitely. for sure. Barty doesn't say no, not that he ever wants to -- he's insatiable

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okay but jamie would definitely be into milfs

that's it. that's all i have to say your honour.

court is adjourned.

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elle... let me tell you something...

sirius in black traslucent tights and black stiletto high heels...

[and a corset, if you will]

more men should wear corsets, I agree. they've got those slutty waists and do nothing about it

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Hi, me again.

I think James would have a degrading kink the same way Sirius has an ignoring kink. B it it’s degrading mixed with praise

“How can someone so muscular fuck me so tame” followed by James whining and going harder and faster. “There we go, that’s a good boy.”

“God you’re pathetic like this, aren’t ya? It’s only for me though, isn’t it? Desperate for me? Gonna be so good for me?”

Fuuuck yup, that’ll do it

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I think it’s really beautiful as a fandom we have all decided Wolfstar is cannon, James’ cock is thick and Remus’s cock is long

This is a community I’m proud of.

Not HP, Marauders

LMFAO we really never miss over here, eh???

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omfg barty crouch jr my beloved !!! you didn’t miss ONCE on his nsfw alphabet i loveee how you write him there will never be enough Barty content in this fandom

sincerely,

a Remus girl who has been thoroughly corrupted

a remus girl who's been thoroughly corrupted 😭😭😭 I can clock out now my work here is done 🫡

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I want professor sharp on his knees in tears begging me to touch him I am not ashamed I want this man ruined

& in the process you're ruining me, friend, what do you have to say for yourself????

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Tumblr keeps eating my asks but I saw a reel like a week ago about a woman who basically pavloved her husband by wearing a specific perfume only during sexy times, then she started wearing it out on random occasions and he’d ✨lose his mind✨

To me barty feels like the obvious, but who else would it work on??

HAHA no ur so right, Barty would be an easy victim, as would James and honestly, I'm gonna say Sirius. He plays a good game but he's down bad too. Also, I feel like it could work with Regulus but more in the way where he narrows his eyes at you when you smell like sexy time but are fully clothed and just goes "what's this?" *gestures vaguely at you*

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i arch when i eat it btw ladies -barty, probably, at some point

(also unfortunately me trying to flirt with my girlfriend)

LMFAOOO yes. He’d be the king of certified loverboy who tries to play it cool

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Oh my god, Elle😭😭 I don't think you understand how OBSESSED I am with your Barty!!! Could I request a NSFW alphabet for him if you haven't done one yet??🙏Thank you!!<333

sure babes! some of these are copy and pasted from old celebration asks

Barty's NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Almost annoying; constantly hovering and fussing, wants to SPOIL you. You might have to put your hand up and say “Barty, pls, I need a minute” lol 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he's a cocky bastard - I just know he'd be bragging about how hung he is/if it’s pierced. fem partner - boobs [small, big, whatever] he just loves boobies. masc partner - always grabbing/smacking their ass

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think with his breeding kink, he loves to see his cum almost anywhere on you - though if it's not spilling out of you, it's wasted. has pictures of you dripping with it - face, stomach, back, ass, everywhere. loves to taste himself on your tongue.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There's nothing Barty isn't down for....so maybe a 'dirty' or just 'secret' is that he sleeps with a stuffed animal still [same though]

From my rosekiller response: IDK how many "secrets" they'd have because they don't strike me as the type to feel any shame over their more depraved actions, but they've definitely fucked on Crouch Senior's grave.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh, he knows what he’s doing. Any technique he lacks he makes up for in enthusiasm

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

reverse cowgirl where reader is leaning forward and he gets to watch their ass bounce

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Hmmm I don’t think he’s cracking jokes during sex but he’s not exactly speaking soliloquies either

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Barty partakes in manscaping

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I think Barty talks a big game sometimes and then ends up being a total melt in bed just cooing and fussing over you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

absolutely jacks off to the most innocent pictures of his partner/crush; get's so crazy over the thought of something so innocuous [like you smiling in a polaroid] being so sexy

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

breeding kink, innocence kink, choking/gagging, blood/bruising? honestly, the list goes on and on for this dude

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Any. fucking. Where. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His partner existing. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I have a hard time saying for Barty tbh......I think he'd be down for everything at least once! I can’t imagine him saying no to honestly anything

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Hmmmm I wanna say he prefers giving though he loves to see you on his knees for him. Barty's head is sloppy and rushed but he's enthusiastic and gets the job done.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

FAST, Jesus Christ we gotta ask him to slow down for a second; you'd think he’s part rabbit with how fast and often he goes at it. you'd have to teach him to be gentle, idk that he’d even really know how at first

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves them, can't get enough of them. thinks his cock should be inside you at all times.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sooooo game

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think if you give him a few moments, he’ll bounce right back up

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

omg he has soooooooooooo many toys! all different colours too because he loves the chaos. uses them on his partner alllllllll the time (just wants to make them feel goooooooooood) and also asks you to use them on him like "okay! my turn!!!!"

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I think he likes the idea of it but I don't see him really having the amount of control/self-restraint to actually withstand either teasing or being teased - always starts games he can't finish

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. Definitely a screamer, running his mouth the whole time too 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If anyone in the marauders era had a pierced dick it was him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

responded to this here

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

this fucker is down for whenever and wherever - insatiable to the extreme

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don’t see him falling asleep until he knows you’re taken care of, settled, and asleep yourself.

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Having a thought: poly!bartylus threesome with regulus in the middle. I am incurable rn send help

hngghhh someone make me a regulus sandwich STAT

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Sent this on your main but I think it’s better suited for here:

Barty and treasure having sex for the first time since she’s had a baby and they fuck for so long his dick feels numb

I did get it on main and am saving it because it has comedic potential hahaha. It’ll probably just be a teeny tiny little scene sans smut but YES omg he’d be happier than a pig in shit he’d have a calendar counting down the days with big red X’s all over it 🤣🤣🤣

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this lowkey feels wierd asking on this platform, but did you delete your other account? I can only find this one and all the links ive tried say that leads to a fic you wrote on @elledc says that nothings there or that the account doesnt exist

if you have or had a blank account I may have blocked you during the haterpocalypse on my main to stop spam/bot accounts. if you think I made a mistake feel free to DM/send me your handle and I'll unblock you

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i don’t think enough people understand how BAD i want to be bent over a desk by professor sharp 😮‍💨🫡🫡

Jesus and he’s got that real low, deep rumble of a voice. You know he’d be telling you to hold still and take it; if you’d only followed instructions…..

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ELLE!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think people think enough about sirius' tattoos and it's like ujgghjr!!!$#% because it make him hotter????? imagine going down on him and kissing, bitting, sucking and nibbling his inked skin (twirling my hair rn) and then blowing him off. gimme your thoughts, do you see my vision????

that's it, thank u for reading my filthy 2 am thoughts xx

every single one of his tattoos is outlined with the impression of my teeth - he's a smattering of red and ink on alabaster skin 🫳🎤

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WAIT IF WE’RE ALLOWED TO ASK/REQUEST…..I AM /BEGGING/ TO HEAR YOUR TAKE ON NSFW ALPHABET WITH REGULUS

hahaha I can never say no to you guys

Regulus Black NSFW Alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like Regulus is very regimented; he has a plan and goes into action immediately haha. Draws a bath/starts the shower, begins cleaning up, like total doting mother hen 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

We’ve discussed his hand kink before, but I also think he'd be like a collar bone and ankles person lol and maybe thighs! and of his own?......I think he'd love his jaw line?? idk lol

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Hmmm see, I’ve headcanoned that purebloods all have breeding kinks because they were basically raised with the belief that their job is to further the bloodline haha. And i think Regulus takes this very seriously 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s a perv. Definitely the kind to steal your panties & jack off with them. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Hmmmm this is hard tbh. I could see him having a lot of experience with guys? Like barty and evan, but not necessarily as much with girls? Idk why.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position that you’re tied up/restrained (also maybe anything with a mirror – makes him feel in control and he likes the view) 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I don’t see him being very goofy hahaha

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I think he keeps it trimmed; not necessarily man-scaping but a trim fs

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he's fucking intense; somewhat aggressive and dominant/mean (but would be quite a little melt if you could convince him to bottom/sub for you)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he's a dirty little freak (affectionate) so I see him masturbating a lot. like, daily, sometimes multiple times a day - he cannot control himself and sometimes even the most innocent/innocuous things turn him on

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hand kink, breeding kink, i think he could be a voyeur (re: perv), uhmm i could see him liking BDSM

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom; i think he’s got too many things he wants to do to you to just do it anywhere iykwim

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He’s easy to get going; the most innocent/innocuous things get him riled up. We’ve talked on lexxxrated about his hand kink, which is just one example.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I could see him saying no to stuff simply because you want to do it lol. Just to be contrary/bossy. I think he gives in eventually but always on the premise that it was his idea. Turn off’s…hm…idk…IDK!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hmm…usually fast & rough unless it’s makeup sex

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

I don’t think he likes quickies tbh, as mentioned above that he has too much he wants to get out of sex (please see location) 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hmmm, no not with safety and not with getting caught i don’t think. If he tries a new kink/bondage thing he does a LOT of research and ensures it has fail safes etc like he’s not fucking around with that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think he loves the idea of overstimulating you so he'd go for long (but if he bottoms/subs he's a whimpering mess after only one)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes i can see him being a toy guy for sure.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he's a fucking dick (i.e., teases constantly)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

hmmmmmm I'd say he's medium - not a screamer but he's yapping his pretty little mouth the whole way through

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Hahaha i feel like i’ve left bits and bobs throughout this alphabet already

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I've done a comparison here

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hmmm. i mean, he’s a little perv and easy to get going, but he’s the kind who will just jack off to sort of get over that and move on so idk…maybe medium i guess

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

No he’s a busy man lol, he’s got too much to do (aftercare) afterwards to sleep

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hello! I'd love to hear any sexy eclipsewater thoughts of yours (James x regulus x Remus) :)

you know what? I've literally NEVER thought about these three....

huh....interesting....

this is very much giving me service top/soft dom Remus with an eager bottom/subby James and a bossy/power bottom Regulus. BUT I think it ends up having a lot of unity and almost 'peace' in the bedroom hahaha.