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Thank you so much @re-unknown For this beautiful art!!!! I’m sure to make you sick of how many times I’m about to tag you!

This goes along with my fanfic series Belonging

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LOOK AT MY BABY BOIIII THANK YOU @durch-hali YOU MADE HIM LOOK EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED HIM 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

(I'm linking this to my fanfiction I'm so excited for everybody to see him!!!)

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Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

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Hi all!! Money is a bit tight this month, so until March 1st my commissions will be 20% off 👀 This includes all types!! Reblogs are super appreciated mwah <3

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Damianya Week Day 4: jealousy

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Wonderbat by Artcraawl

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I don't know if I'm keeping this in the story but it was fun to write!

Alastor toppled over the arm of the couch, before he could find his anger at being pushed, Lucifer was already climbing over top of him, the king sitting on Alastor’s stomach and a clawed finger lifting his chin so that for once, the radio demon had to look up at his king.

“Alastor, I have no problem giving you what you want, but if you thought you’d be in charge here, well, best leave that idea at the door.” He purred and his clawed thumb smoothing over smiling lips.

Alastor shivered but tried to push back, if only for his own pride, “You think I’ll grovel for your affections? That I’ll beg?” he sneered.

But Lucifer just laughed and leaned over him, gripping his chin harder and bringing their faces closer, “Oh trust me Bambi, you’ll be begging.”

Despite his words, Lucifer’s kiss wasn’t domineering, though there was no mistake in who was in charge. Alastor’s gasped when they broke apart before dragging the other man back down so he could drown in his taste. The Irony of the king of hell tasting like apples wasn’t lost on him, yet it was intoxicating. Lucifer’s claws worked his high collar open and then went down, exposing his throat and chest to his wandering hands. Alastor moaned as the touch went lower and worked on his pants buttons. The stag had enough sense to not be outdone and brought his own claws up to work open the king’s shirt, cool flawless skin under his hands sent shivers down his spine. When Lucifer tried to pull away, Alastor’s hand shot up into his hair to drag him back down.

“Easy Bambi,” he soothed, lips brushing against his cheek, “Breathe for me.”

Alastor’s leaned back on his elbows when the king pulled away, panting and dazed while he watched Lucifer finally remove his awful top hat and pull his jacket and waist coat off, leaving him in his white button down that Alastor had already been trying to work free. Lucifer bent back down with hooded eyes and a -pun intended- devilish smile, he worked open Alastor’s fly, and the deer lifted his hips, so it was easier to pull down. The king palmed the front of his pants and Alastor’s head fell back with a moan.

Lucifer purred and leaned forward to lick at his throat, “This is the part where you beg.”

Alastor shook and swallowed his tongue before bringing his head back up to look the other in the face, “Luci—”

A precautionary knock came from the door before it opened, and Takuma stepped in. He was looking down at a whiteboard in his hands and carrying multiple packs of markers, magnets and paper. “Hey, sorry I know I’m a few minutes early, but I had an idea to help you remember what’s going on in the hotel, so you don’t have to worry about the stare of disappointment from Charlie, again. I thought we could get this setup before the violin lesson and—”

Takuma looked up, met Alastor and Lucifer’s twinned looks of surprised horror. The three were frozen and in this horrible moment of waiting, of several seconds of chicken, who would move first.

Takuma lost.

He dropped everything he was holding and pivoted back around to leave.

Lucifer and Alastor immediately sprang back to life. Alastor’s pulling his pants back up and Lucifer chasing after his wayward ward, “TK! Wait, duckling, come back its—its not what it looks like!”

“It doesn’t have to look like anything. Because I’m going to go and drink bleach, so I never have to worry about it again.” Takuma responded, his attempt at staying composed was undermined by the squeak in his voice.

Once Alastor’s had wrestled his pants back on and haphazardly buttoned his shirt, high collar and tie forgotten in his haste, he used his tendrils to grab Takuma before he could get too far and brought him back to the king’s room. Lucifer shut and locked the door after, which should have been something already done.

Takuma struggled against his binds and yelped when he was plopped on the couch, he immediately scooted away from the spot the older men were using prior.

“Seriously, I saw nothing, I’ll just go gauge my eyes out with a spoon, and we’ll all be fine.” He quickly assured them.

Lucifer sat on one side of the boy and Alastor took up his other. Lucifer smile was nervous and sweet as he replied, “Now, now, no one needs to get hurt here. Alastor and I were just uhh… uhh.”

“The king was trying to kill me. You came at the perfect time. You saved my life!” Alastor supplied, patting Takuma on the head with false praise.

“If you thought that would work, maybe I’ve been leaning too hard into the naïve act.” Takuma snipped back and swatted at his hand.

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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LOFTHOUSE COOKIES

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Is this how you roll?

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HELL YEAH

Sharing the edited ver of this here too

I'm still obsessed with their outfits

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they will never know peace

Continuation for the last illustration and they didn't get to finish again.

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Still can’t believe the Phandom gaslit ourselves into thinking so much that is headcanon is canon.

Ghost King Danny isn’t a thing, Wes Weston doesn’t exist, Ghost Cores are debatable, Red Huntress isn’t Valerie’s ghost hunter name, Bones is not Youngblood’s parrot’s name. Etc.

It just goes to show how powerful, creative and influential one person’s idea has spread amongst the community, many times, and I love that for us.

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why is this so fucking funny. "Try to leave" HAHAHA

“Madly powerful” valentine 💌🥰