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Being an artist and meeting other artists
Person: I'm an artist
Me: Oh cool! How much do you cry???
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when you cut off all the toxic people in your life and end up with no one to talk to
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Last Week Tonight s02e19
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Ever see a crazy-long, indecipherable reblog chain on your dashboard? Not ideal, right?
Well, starting tomorrow, it’ll be a hundred thousand times worse.
Here’s how this fucking disaster is gonna look (it’s the one on the right, but you probably guessed that already, I mean, just look at that fuck-up):
Questions about all this? Keep reading for the answers…
FAQ
Q: Do you hate your users? A: Absolutely! Fuck every last one of you. Q: Do you know anything about web design? A: Actually, no. Shocking, I know. We tend to just let a bunch of monkeys shit on the keyboard when we’re looking for some new code. This is what they came up with this time! Q: Will you ever do anything useful for us? A: Definitely not. We hate you all! :)
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We’ve started rolling out a small, huge improvement to Tumblr.
The small part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable. The huge part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable.
This has been a long time coming, and you might be startled at how suddenly easy it is to understand what’s going on. That’s alright. Relax your eyes, let them adjust, and enjoy the readability of it all.
Should be out to everyone by tomorrow afternoon. Love ya, Tumblr.
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Wormtail
So I was just thinking about how Voldemort always called Peter Pettigrew Wormtail, and at first I thought it was kind of weird because that was his school nickname, but then I realized something. Every time Peter heard the name Wormtail, he was reminded of his friends and how he betrayed them to Voldemort and how it was his fault that Prongs was dead. And I think Voldemort knew that and intentionally called him Wormtail to taunt him, and it’s little things like that that remind me how deeply evil and torturous Voldemort was.
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Reblog for your url to be put into a mason jar to be given to Tay!!
I will do everyone who reblogs this, no joke. I have floor seats in Nashville on 9•26 and will do whatever it takes to make sure it gets through to her! If you want to write a short paragraph, I’ll include it if you message it to me!!
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The fandom who are still crying over it
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If you reblog this before June 1 2015, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.
Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it.
You have until June 1 to reblog
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Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
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I’m not going to lie and say periods don’t suck, because honestly they do, but all girls expect it. That’s not even the start of it.
There are so many things that all girls are expected to be. We’re expected to be perfect, perfect, perfect. We’re all expected to be tall, have...
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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