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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 12).

Nines: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Gavin: What- how?

Nines: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 11).

When they frist started dating

Gavin: I think I'm falling for you.

Nines: Then get up.

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 10).

Nines: Can you come out?

Gavin: *drunk* Yeah gimme a minute…

Gavin: Nines, I’m gay.

Nines: I know that. Come out to the car.

Gavin: Okay.

Gavin: Car, I’m gay

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 9).

Gavin: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Nines?

Nines: … No.

Connor: I do!

Gavin: I know, Connor.

Connor: I’m sad!

Gavin: I know, Connor.

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 8).

Gavin: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Nines: *entering with his shirt unbuttoned* I got caught up doing things too.

Connor: Wow, Gavin was late too! What a coincidence!

Hank: ......

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 7).

Tina: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Nines: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Hank: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Gavin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Connor: Mental stability, my old friend!

Tina: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 6).

Connor: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Gavin:

Gavin: I'm gonna tell him.

Nines: Don't you dare.

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Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 5).

Connor: Why are Gavin and Nines sitting with their backs to each other?

Hank: They had a fight.

Connor: Then why are they holding hands?

Hank: They get sad when they fight.

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It's that time of year again!!

🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Happy Idius Marae everyone, make sure it is a stabby day!

🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vesemir (The Witcher)/Original Female Character(s), Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Vesemir (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Original Characters Additional Tags: Soft Vesemir (The Witcher), Parent Vesemir (The Witcher), Flirting, Minor Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher), Minor Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Old Married Couple, Everyone Is Alive, Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher), Retired Witchers (The Witcher), Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Witchers Need Hugs (The Witcher), Romantic Fluff, Implied Relationships, Implied Sexual Content, Lambert Swears (The Witcher) Summary:

Whenever Vesimir takes a contract on a monster, he gets paid about half the amount his boys get paid when they take a similar job. This is not because he is older, less skilled, or because he can’t haggle. The other half of his pay comes to him through gifts from the townsfolk, like a new shirt from the seamstress, some dried meat from the butcher, and a night at the inn. What Vesimir is doing now can’t exactly be called “walking the Path.” He moves between the few small towns that lie in the mountains of Kaedwen. Everyone who lives there knows him by name and face; he has been called their “resident witcher” more times than he can count.

Or: Vesemir's life as a semi-retired witcher. This old man needs nice things, he's been through a lot.

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Something I just know would happen, once RK900/Nines joins the dpd (part 4).

Game Night (with TheOdd1sOut)

Nines: I HATE YOU!!

Gavin: OH? Well next time don't steal my MONOPOLY!

Hank: Nines, give Gavin your $200 you landed on his property.

Nines: NO! He's in JAIL, i'm not going to give money to a CRIMINAL!

Gavin: That's not how you PLAY!!!

Connor: Hank, why is Gavin screaming?

Hank: Shut the fuck up Connor! You don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Gavin: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Hank: ME TOO! Do you think I wanted this!?

Gavin: AaAAAaaAaAhHHh!

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Something I just know would happen, once RK900/Nines joins the dpd (part 3).

At a interrogation

Nines: At what time did you leave the bar?

Suspect: *silence*

Nines: Do you not remember?

Suspect: *stands up* I remember, but i'm sure as hell not gonna talk to a plastic-fuck like you!

Nines: *unimpressed* Well thats-

Gavin: *kicks the door open, grabs the suspect by their collar*

NO ONE is allowed to insult this tin-can but ME! So you're going to sit the fuck down and tell him at what time you left that shady-ass bar!

*pushes suspect back in the chair, walk out of the door and slammes it shut*

Nines: *Glares at the one-way window, already thinking about how he is going to scold Gavin, eventually turns back towards the suspect*

Suspect: *looking at the table* two o'clock.

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Something I just know would happen, once RK900/Nines joins the dpd (part 2).

Gavin: *Taling to Connor* you know, when i first met Nines, I thought he was a complete asshole.

Connor: And, now?

Gavin: Now I know that I was right.

Nines: *Hiding Gavin's paperclips and pens, stealing his jacket and putting it in a random place, remotely shutting of the coffee machine whenever Gavin trys to use it, generaly being a annoying little shit* I have no idea how you came to that conclusion.

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Something I just know would happen, once RK900/Nines joins the dpd.

Gavin: Hey Tin-can, get me a coffee!

Nines: *walk towards the Coffee machine, makes a coffee, walks towars Gavin's desk*

Gavin: *reaching out to grab the cup* Fk finaly! We've got an Android that actually follows orders.

Nines: *pulls his hand away, chugs all the coffee at once while looking directly at gavin, puts the cup on the desk*

Gavin: Can your systems even handle that?

Nines: *receving multiple malfuncion warnings, actively chrashing, led spinning red, shut down timer at 67 seconds* Yes.

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deviant…

or…

…just a machine?

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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Upgraded Connor | RK900/Gavin Reed Characters: Gavin Reed, Upgraded Connor | RK900, Hank Anderson, Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Elijah Kamski Additional Tags: Elijah Kamski Being Elijah Kamski, Elijah Kamski & Gavin Reed are Half-Siblings, Gavin Reed Being Less of an Asshole, Upgraded Connor | RK900 is Called Nines, Hank Anderson & Connor Parent-Child Relationship, Gavin Reed is Bad at Feelings, Suicide, Self-Harm, How Do I Tag Summary:

About a year after the Android revolution and roughly half a year after Nines moved in with Gavin, Elija Kamski decided this was the perfect moment to finally ambush his brother after nearly ten years of silence. What could possibly go wrong? After all, he had brought both a peace offering and a gift.

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What are they talking about