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and then my partner was like
what if they got t-shirts made?
vorik���s just strolling down the hall to get to engineering and has to do a double take as he walks past tom paris wearing this t-shirt

ever since my partner and i watched the episode of voyager where ensign vorik goes into pon farr and brings b’elanna along with him, i go “hey its pon farr guy” or like “hey look its mr pon farr” whenever he comes on screen
#this is why we miss half the plot when we watch trek together#always making up the most nothing headcanons#voyager#star trek#star trek voyager#vorik#ensign vorik#b’elanna#b’elanna torres#tom paris
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and then i start wondering like
do you think they call him that on voyager?
like he’s in the middle of nowhere, eons from home, and has the great misfortune of going through a very private, very stigmatised personal event that has now been announced to the entire ship
and now he’s stuck on that ship for the next 70+ years being known as ‘that engineer guy we had to pull the ship over for so he could do his freaky vulcan sex thing who b’elanna then beat the shit out of’
ever since my partner and i watched the episode of voyager where ensign vorik goes into pon farr and brings b’elanna along with him, i go “hey its pon farr guy” or like “hey look its mr pon farr” whenever he comes on screen
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ever since my partner and i watched the episode of voyager where ensign vorik goes into pon farr and brings b’elanna along with him, i go “hey its pon farr guy” or like “hey look its mr pon farr” whenever he comes on screen
#its not funny but it is but it isnt#anyway#what else can u do when ur stuck 75 years away from home#voyager#star trek#star trek voyager#vorik#ensign vorik#b’elanna#b’elanna torres
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did chakotay ever have a little braid at the back or side of his hair????? i have a vivid mental image of him turning around and his little braid whipping around like SWOOSH as he walks away but now i fear i’ve made it up
#i googled ‘chakotay ponytail’ and got nothing so i fear im going crazy#also heyy how yall doiin#star trek#voyager#star trek voyager#chakotay
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hi odo :)
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the sheer amount of autism in him ☝ ☝ ☝
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Et tu, Brute?- Jean Luc Picard, Tapestry (TNG 6x15)
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Your crack ship have never met, my crack ship canonically had babies together. We are not the same.
#i jusT missed threshold day this year and im gutted#(like i started watching voyager a few days before and couldnt catch up in time)#next year tho#oooo next year#janeway#paris#voyager#threshold day
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I love when episodes of DS9 age Julian because he looks so much different than Siddig ended up looking in real life because none of the makeup artists could have imagined what a damn fine silver fox motherfucker that man would grow up to be
#before i got into trek i was heavily heavily into gotham#(like my main blog is still a gotham/DC blog)#so alexander siddig to me was always fruity fruity silver fox ra’s al ghul#and it took me like the entire first season of ds9 not to be wigged out by how tiny baby julian is#ds9#bashir
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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable
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cranky mechanic type of girl
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Lady Gaga is scrubbed up for surgery on DS9

#there are so many gaga/trek memes and i love them all#it sux that new trek sux so much cause having gaga on trek would be amazing#same new trek sux tho#lmao#ds9
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So what are you trying to say is, to play baseball, someone needs to have faith… of the heart?
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Every single person who's ever been associated with trek could tell me I'm wrong and I would still believe unwaveringly that this is Jonathan Archer's official Starfleet file photo

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she lived she served cunt then she died then she lived she served cunt then she died then she lived she served cunt then she died then she lived she served cunt then she died then she lived she served cunt then she died then she lived she served cunt then she died then
#u know the wo wowo one the wo one cunt#the two one two the cunty one#the cunty cunty cunty ah#the cunt cunt cunt#cunt cunt cunt#iykyk#anyways#ds9#weyoun
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DS9 as Text posts
Part 2/???
Part 1
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