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I need Celine to beat the shit out of me, respectfully.

Woah! That wind is crazy today!

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Why he kinda...

Alexander design. I spent two and a half hours drawing this piece of shit. I am not proud

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SPOILERS FOR THE NEW CASTLE AUDIOS CLAIRE VIDEO POSTED 07/14/2025

based on how claire sounded while kissing ranger, i feel like this meme applies lol

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Y'all are so lucky Castleaudios is not a visual media. my Celine edits would go so crazy.

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

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This with Celine, Lydia, and Valera

OR

Celine, Claire, and Valera. I'm cooking

Two vampires biting someone’s neck on opposite sides like how a couple uses two straws to share a milkshake

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INTRO

My name is LJ, and I am a fanfiction writer and artist.

I make art and fanfiction for CastleAudios currently, but I will try to branch out to RedactedAudios and Eris Serenity.

If you would like a specific One-shot or story of character from any of these channels please DM me. I am open to asks as long as you're not requesting anything super weird. I will write smut, fluff, and angst.

I am NOT OPEN for commission work for art. Please don't ask.

You can also find me on TikTok under @literallyranger and AO3 under @LiterallyRanger.

Now we can get into the fandoms I'm in.

Webtoons: Nevermore, The D!ckheads, Not So Shoujo Love Story, Realta, School Bus Graveyard, Winter Before Spring, Daybreak, Marionetta, ClawShot!, Lipstick Devil, and Paperteeth!

Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Magnus Chase, and Stephen King(The Long Walk, The Shining, Doctor Sleep, Fairytale, ect.)

Shows/movies: K-pop Demon Hunters, Blue Eye Samurai, Helluva Boss, The Amazing Digital Circus, Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi, Voltron: Legendary Defender, She-Ra, Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, The Dragon Prince, Arcane, The Last of Us(TV series)

Video games: Firewatch, The Legend of Zelda(all games), Pokémon(all games), ENA: Dream BBQ, Cult of the Lamb, Date Everything, Far Cry 5, Balatro, The Last of Us(Video Game), Detroit Become Human, Red Dead Redemption, Deltarune, The Stanley Parable, Untitled Goose Game, Little Kitty Big City, Stray

ASMR channels: CastleAudios, Redacted Audios, Eris Serenity, PINE KAT AUDIOS

Musicals: Hamilton, Heather, Epic: The musical, Mean Girls, Beetlejuice, Chicago, Ride the Cyclone, Cabaret, Hadestown

Music: Will Wood, Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Self, Tyler, the creator, The Crane Wives, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, Ayesha Erotica, Hozier

There may be more added. If you wanna yap about any of these, DM me, I am open to talk.

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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

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I agree.

i need to violently make out with claire or i will die

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Bro the last episode was so good things are going to well I already know Rachelle is about to Spawn

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This song with Isaiah, Ranger, and Claire. Guys I'm cooking.

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Day 1

CLAIRE’S POV:

“What are you doing…?” I thought to myself as I hiked up towards the lookout tower. “A two day hike…for what? A job you don't even want?” I thought. “I mean…who the fuck even wants to be a firewatcher?” My thoughts grew more pessimistic as I walked.

Soon enough, I approached the tower. It looked…okay? It was definitely old, but sturdy. I slowly walked up the stairs to the tower and walked into the cabin part. It was also okay. Not good, not bad, but okay.

I quickly pressed the flashing power button and the lights came on. Before I could sit down and relax, someone's voice rang out into the cabin. “Hello, Two Forks tower!” I turned around and saw a radio on the desk. I walked over to the desk and picked up the radio, looking at it for a second.

“Hello, Two Forks Tower. This is Thorofare tower. Come in.” The voice sounded slightly more…Agitated? Concerned? I couldn't tell as I pressed the side button and spoke into the radio. “Uh- Hello? Whoever you are.”

The voice quickly responded. “You're Claire, right? Claire Greene?” I tried to keep my responses short, trying to end this conversation as quickly as I could. “Yup…” I almost mumbled “I’m Ranger.” “Ranger? Who on earth is named Ranger?” I thought about the dumb name that Ranger had told me. “Ranger? Your name is Ranger?” I said sarcastically. “Well, no. Not really. I used to be a forest ranger. It became a nickname after I switched to being a firewatch and it stuck. You already know what my name is, but you can call me whatever you want.” Ranger explained. “Okay, Ranger.”

There was a short pause as I looked around the barin cabin. “So what’s wrong with you?” Ranger asked. I felt slightly offended at the question. “Excuse me?” I questioned them. “People always take this job to get away from something. So what's wrong?” Ranger pushed to know the answer to why I took this job.

“What's wrong with you?” I shot back. “That's a great idea. Go ahead.” Ranger replied sarcastically. “Look, I just hiked for two days straight, so I'm not really getting whatever you're trying to do.” I sighed out. “You take a stab at what's wrong with me and I'll do the same.” Ranger spoke. “Fine, then can I sleep…?” I grumbled. “Sure, wolfie. Now go on, guess.” My face scrunched in annoyance at the nickname.

“Okay, you're probably out here because no one back home can stand you. Which after this short introduction would not be surprising.” I said. “Ouch, I'll chalk that comment up to being tired and grumpy.” Ranger responded. “Well, then I'm sure some sleep would do me wonders.” I tried to end the conversation there, but Ranger spoke up again. “Hold your horses. It's my turn now.” “Okay, goodnight. Bye.” I put my radio in the charger before setting my bag on the floor and sitting down on the edge of the bed.

“Let's see…” Ranger kept talking. “I really don't know anything about you, but I do know that nine times out of ten, folks that come out here simply got dumped. Was I close?” There was a long pause as Ranger waited for a response but I didn't give them one. “Ah, giving me the silent treatment, huh? That's fine I won't push. For now.” The room fell silent. Nothing but my own breathing and the sounds of the outside. “What am I doing?”

RANGER’S POV:

“Another summer, another person. Let's hope she’s more interesting than the last one.” I thought as I sat at my desk, bottle in hand. I was only a little tipsy, for now. I kept my eyes on Two Forks Tower. Waiting to see the lights come on so I can radio in and check on…Claire?…was that her name? I couldn't remember.

I kept a careful eye on the tower and eventually the lights came on. I reached for the radio on the side of my desk, pressing the button on the side before speaking. “Hello, Two Forks Tower!” I waited for a response before speaking again. “Hello, Two Forks Tower. This is Thorofare Tower, come in.” I spoke more curtly this time.

Finally, a voice other than my own rang out into the room. “Uh- Hello? Whoever you are.” The voice was…nice. She sounded absolutely exhausted, but she had a good voice to listen to. “You're Claire, right? Claire Greene?” I asked. “Yup…” Was all Claire said. “Wow, so poetic.” I thought to myself.

“I'm Ranger.” There was a short pause before Claire spoke up. “Ranger? Your name is Ranger?” She said sarcastically. “Well, no. Not really. I used to be a forest ranger. It became a nickname after I switched to be a firewatch and it stuck. You already know what my name is, but you can call me whatever you want.” I explained to her. “Okay, Ranger.” Claire responded, putting emphasis on my nickname.

There was another pause before I spoke up again. “So what's wrong with you?” I asked her the same question I asked everyone before her. “Excuse me?” She sounded offended as she answered. Most people did. “People always take this job to get away from something. So what's wrong?” I asked again wanting to know the backstory to why this random woman with no experience in this field wanted this job.

“What’s wrong with you?” I should've expected that response. “That's a great idea! Go ahead.” I responded. “Look, I just hiked for two days straight, so I’m not really getting whatever you're trying to do.” She sighed. Clearly exhausted from the long treacherous hike she had to do. “You take a stab at what's wrong with me and I'll do the same.” I said to her, trying to get her to loosen up a little. “Fine,” She agreed. “Then can I sleep…?” She grumbled clearly annoyed at the small talk. “Sure wolfie. Now go on, guess.”

“Okay, you're probably out here because no one back home can stand you. Which after this short introduction would not be surprising.” “Jeez, that hit a little close to home.” I thought. “Ouch, I'll chalk that comment up to you being tired and grumpy.” I replied. She wasn't wrong though. “Well, then I'm sure some sleep would do me wonders.” It was really just one sarcastic comment after another with her. “Hold your horses. It's my turn now.”

“Let's see…” I wondered before stating the obvious. “I really don't know anything about you,” I continued. “But I do know that nine times out of ten, folks that come out here simply got dumped. Was I close?” I asked and waited for a response that didn't come. “Ah, giving me the silent treatment, huh? That's fine I won't push. For now.”

I let my finger off the button and put the radio back on the charger. Looking back out the window in front of me at Claire’s tower. The lights stayed on for a couple minutes before going. I was left in the calm quiet dark as I took another swig from the bottle of God knows what that was still in my hand.

“I'll get her to loosen up.” I thought. “I have too, or else it's gonna be a really boring three months.”

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Drew one of the head cannons that I did

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WE DID IT!!! AND RACHELLE DIDNT INTERRUPT!!

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I love this cat

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I have a question. How are you liking my post like less than a minute after i post them? Not a bad thing but it's a bit spooky? (can't think of a better word)

I'm so sorry. I turned on my notifs for you. So I get a push notification when you post.