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i need the hazmat suit gone

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DpxDc Being a Green Lantern’s ghost is quite different from being one in life.

When a Green Lantern falls, their ring leaves the body. Some souls find paradise, but others remain obsessively bound to their Green Lantern duty, even in death.

The Infinite Realms are bast, so much so that it's rare to encounter a Green Lantern. Thus, they arrive too late to witness Phantom’s battle with the Tyrant King, only catching the moment he is sent to his final rest.

Some of the Green Lanterns still remember the reign of Pariah Dark. Unable to confront him directly, they turned their duty toward relocating ghosts, hiding those the Tyrant King wished to erase.

But being a Green Lantern’s ghost is quite different from being one in life. They can feel the new king’s core, a primordial need for protection and space. It feels like home.

There is no Oa, but there is King Phantom. And if he asks, they will serve.

Until the living world wounds the king in his human form. There is no way to kill him before his time, but he can… had been hurt. And as he sleeps, the realms scream for war.

Earth is under siege. The skeleton army forms a ring around the planet, awaiting the ancients command. Who, out of kindness for the king’s love of Earth, gives mortals a warning: destroy the GIW, or perish.

It’s chaos. The ancients does not appear in their usual form. They are titans to those who look up to the sky.

The Green Lanterns don’t stay to see more. They fly to Oa, because the ancients power of destruction will not stop with Earth.

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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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First art on Tumblr!!😁👋

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

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Danny barging into the wayne mansion wearing a hoddie and holding a tray of fudge.

"WHERE IS THE OLD MAN?!"

All the bats and birds panicing bc a random broke theu their security measures. Bruce being first to look at him"hey now, i dont think i'm~"

he gets cut off by Danny. "NOT YOU! THE OLD MAN!"

Alfred steps out of the dining room fixing his gloves and suit. Before he can speak danny shoves the plate of fudge in his hands"Happy fathers day from thomas and his wife. They have not stopped hounding me for weeks. And im tired. Please tell me i can say their baby brucie is fine." He says half pleading.

Alfred breaks a small smile before laughing lightly"yes indeed. They are doing well. I am so terribly sorry to have put you in this position. Perhaps we can make it up to you by having you stay for dinner?"

Bruce and the kids are glading ready for a fight unsure of how to interact in this moment."Umm Alfred, do you know this kid?" Dick asks breaking the silence.

Danny turns to him"are you baby brucie? Bc i swear to ancients i need to punch you and i hope you are an adult." Silence as crickets sounds before dick breaks down laughing."no he is behind you ready to punch you himself. Can umm you explain?"

Danny pauses thinking a moment before amiling"you offered me free food. I will gladly accept! Oh! That reminds me! The fudge isnt poisoned or ecto contaminated. So it is safe for normal humans to consume as well as whatever the hell you all are." He waves and follows Alfred theu to the kitchen.

Bruce panic buttons the rest to come home for dinner. This is gonna be a long night.

Meanwhile tim is texting Kon to being supes and jon with him to dinner tonight. Things are about to be spicy!

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Homoerotic fighting

I don't post here but that's about to change as this site has fed me so many dead on main and batfam content (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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everyone needs that one friend they can say just absolutely deranged horny shit too. this is like crucial for your sanity

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Leverage (2008) // the gang x taglines

HI I'M BACK. Sorry for abruptly vanishing (again). I had sepsis (again). I’m home now though and have open Wi-Fi again so here’s our guys

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thank you so much to @goldfishinaplasticbag for donating to the DC for Gaza ROUND TWO!

the prompt was for tim and babs siblingisms!!!

Find out more, or donate to get your own fanart HERE: dcforgaza.carrd.co/

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66597745

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 fic. Because I've played 13 hours of this thing and I can tel it's going to consume my life for the next month at least.

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Damian's accent

So what if… Damian speaks English with a Gotham accent. Now I hear you saying “yeah sure why would that matter?” Because it’s not just a Gotham accent it’s a crime alley accent. He might have had a tutor when he was really young but mostly he learned from Jason. And because Jason was being riled up against Bruce he threw all the eloquence lessons out the window and went back to the slang of his youth.

Now Damian still uses high class vocabulary, he’s practically a prince and he’s not going to let as anyone forget it. But every word has that twist that screams street kid to the natives. People from outside Gotham don’t tend to pick up on it.

This means when Bruce first takes him in all the high society people assume he’s another Jason. And okay Bruce never said Jason was a blood son and Damian is very firm on that point.

Except Jason was shy and bookish and Damian thinks nothing of threatening violence. It doesn’t help that Damian is not white. The rumors explode. He must have connections to some gang or other, possibly organized crime. Which implies that Bruce is in bed with the mob - possibly literally. The conservatives have another reason to hate him and the liberals try to spin it that he’s taking responsibility for a youthful mistake and getting a kid out of a bad situation.

But rumors are rumors and no one can prove anything.

Then when Bruce is lost in the timeline and Damian is having a fight with Dick, he decides to visit Jason.

Damian goes to crime alley wearing clothing that is not flashy but is still expensive enough that everyone from the area can tell. The first pair of goons to recognize him nope out of kidnapping him. Damian walks up to the next set and demands to see Red Hood in a voice that is pure alley. And hood has a thing about kids. He’ll pay them for tips or have them run messages when there’s no risk of danger. And even if this kid doesn’t know Hood, Hood will want to know if someone is ransoming someone in his territory. So…

They end up taking Damian to see red hood.

They tried to zip tie his hands together and he just gives them a look like – try it I dare you. So Damian just calmly sits in the back of the van as they drive him to wherever Jason has set up shop.

I’m picturing some kind of warehouse or chop shop with a back corner where there’s some dusty couches and a microwave and Damian looks about as out of place as it is possible to be. But he’s not doing that squeamish thing where he thinks that everything around him is going to give him cancer or whatever like some rich people.

The goons tell red Hood, what happened and he strolls over like – OK what problem do I have to solve now but he’s also not acting like he’s gonna shoot anybody which the goons appreciate. and he’s super casual about Damian being there.

They’re not going to talk shop in front of the goons so of course they switched to Arabic, which maybe Jason learned from Damian so he has his accent.

The only thing that comes out of the meeting is the fact that the crime Alley goons now have their own set of rumors about how Damian is connected to Hood.