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me and @iwishyouwouid logging back into our terminated accs nearly two years later
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hey.. how yall doin.........
#tumblr unterminated me LMAO#its been nearly two years KSJLFKJSDKLF#im @dreamscapedwalls now for anyone who cares ksdjflkjdfds#johanna says
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“I don’t go looking for t r o u b l e . Trouble usually finds me.”
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it’s not sexy to me when people are like “i’ll make you scream my name” because it’s just like… that’s very loud. please. ssshhhhh ,,,,
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remember how you were one of the only 2 australian fans i trusted when taylor was talking about politics
australia? i don’t know her 😔
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the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family
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If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.
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me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)
me, working under pressure:


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ned: on a scale from “damn daniel” to “fre sha vaca do” how are you guys feeling ?
peter: in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer i would say “i don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”
mj: probably “road work ahead”
tony: i speak 48 languages and this is none of them
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no offense but it doesn’t feel cool or fun or edgy to be lonely and bitter all the time and i’m really looking forward to loving and being loved
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when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month
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If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot
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