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If I had billions of dollars, I'd lobby to revitalize public infrastructure, transit, and railways across the US. We're talking walkable cities, affordable and reliable buses and subways, passenger trains connecting every major city.

Then I'd lobby to make corporate lobbying illegal so the Koch brothers can't undo my work like the rotten vulture they are.

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I thought of it so now you will too

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My attraction to masculinity changed after I transitioned to become almost equal to my attraction to femininity. Weird how that works.

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Had a really hard day, please send good vibes, and maybe pictures of cute animals

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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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This is still funny to me. Complaining about trans people on a dnd podcast that was started by Haleywhipjack and has hosted tons of trans people is like complaining about being hot while standing in a campfire

I saw unprepared casters people sharing pictures with you in it. I don’t know why they are putting up with you. They shouldn’t let transgenders on their show. You will ruin it!!!

Are… are you under the impression that Unprepared Casters is a particularly cishet show? Have you ever listened to it?

Also, I’ve been on the show before lol

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Hey guys, our captain fell asleep and I got the bag. Gonna open it and show rveryone what's inside.

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You can't just waltz in here and leave this gold laying around my page. Someone might think I have something valuable to say.

I don't understand how anyone can be afraid of spiders.

Tarantulas are gentle and delicate.

Jumping souders are cute and inquisitive.

Woodlouse spiders

Orb weavers are stunning and graceful.

Trapdoor spiders are cool af.

Wolf spiders are caring and nuturing.

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Imagine being stuck in a time loop that spans from the start of your life to the time of your death. Each iteration you learn to recognize more and more events before they happen, and like all ground hog day stories, you try to circumvent the event you don't like. You try to warn people about disasters before they happen, which doesn't alway work, but it works often emough that when you try to warn the US government about 9/11, they actually believe you and precent a catastrophic loss of life. But now MCR never starts making music. Okay, not a big deal, you think, but to your horror, twilight is still piblished.

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I don't understand how anyone can be afraid of spiders.

Tarantulas are gentle and delicate.

Jumping souders are cute and inquisitive.

Woodlouse spiders

Orb weavers are stunning and graceful.

Trapdoor spiders are cool af.

Wolf spiders are caring and nuturing.

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So it starts with rotating a horse in your mind. Then you remember it has viscera so you think about how its organs move when you spin the horse. But this also means that you're just miving its organs into its thorax bc horses are dumb. But it's too late, you left your imaginary horse tipped over too long and now it's imaginarily dead and you can't even feel remorse bc it's not your fault everything about a horse is designed by a drunk trying to recall a zebra from memory

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Had to put a cone on our daughter. She's opted to make our provlem by wielding it as a weapon.

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I need to cut some d20's in half and make sure to preserve the 1 so I can reward my friends for fucking around by helping them find out.

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I think written language is funny because it's essentially a glitch that resulted from millions of years of minor updates and shoddy bug fixes. Evolution is brought to us by Bethesda

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Do you suffer from crippling headaches? Do mugraines plague your very existence. Ee have the answer for you. New from the Magnu Institute, it's Leitner Treatment!

*pipe sounds*

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Try Leitner Treatment *pipe sounds* today!

Side effects may include making a massive bloody mess and framing a depressed twink for murder. They definitely include dying.

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Warning: Magnus Archives Spoilers

My headcannon is that Jonah Magnus hates googly eyes because looking through them is annoying.