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T has claimed another soul

need a big titty ball scratcher up to the task. kaden scarbourough is my breeding bitch but hes not the best ball scratcher ngl. i bred him the other week because he was in heat and bothering the shit out of me so i went ahead and shot load after load of hot alpha jizz into his tight omega hole. now that bottom has finally left my dick be, but my balls just itch like crazy. any hotties in here up to the task???? send pics and location.

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need a big titty ball scratcher up to the task. kaden scarbourough is my breeding bitch but hes not the best ball scratcher ngl. i bred him the other week because he was in heat and bothering the shit out of me so i went ahead and shot load after load of hot alpha jizz into his tight omega hole. now that bottom has finally left my dick be, but my balls just itch like crazy. any hotties in here up to the task???? send pics and location.

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Hours have been shit at work and now I'm missing 2 weeks because of gallbladder surgery. My mom is planning to help as much as she can but she is not made if money. If you are able to help I'm looking to collect around 2,000$. I also have an up and coming vet bill to the tune of 300$ that I'm trying to doordash the money for. I'm half there but it's going to take a lot of dashing between now and then to get the rest and right now I'm tired and really hurt. Really really hurt.

Here is my PayPal. Please ignore my dead name.

Every little but helps. Reblogs help.

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Fuckhands McMicheal is a tumblr sexyman, you cannot change my mind

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tma s5 spoilers! cool and evil and swag

comment creds to the wonderful commenters in the screenshots! lyrics will b in reblogs

u can find me at elliotly on spotify (i have an EP coming out dec 1st!), youtube & soundcloud!

also check out my musical podcasts @perfecttimeseleven (gay superheroes n arson) @whirlwindforhire (immortal wlws w/ swords) if ur into musicals! on here I tag my tma songs “tma wikisongs” and “fansong”!)

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The Archaeologist

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From one trans person to another: Remember there's no rush to come out to people if you're not ready. Take all the time you need ❤

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normalize feminine clothing with noticeable body hair (ex. hairy legs/arms)

I simply want to feel cute and fem while still keeping my hairy legs ok :(

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Illustrations by Zary-CZ

This artist on Instagram // Facebook // RedBubble

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These tieflings are LESBIANS and they're in LOVE. Happy Pride :)

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Stomachs of the Renaissance

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Can't believe this is the first time I've drawn my boy

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and i love her for it <3

they hate her for her penis explosion spells

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After an accident that has left me with a hairline fracture in my vertebrae, I am now in desperate need of additional funds in order to get an increasingly critical surgery to prevent paralysis or death. This is in addition to the already established itinerary of surgeries needed to remove the multiple growths in my spine that are expanding and growing everyday. I am terrified of what feels inevitable, and I am in so much pain. I truly need help. I am sorry to continue bombarding your dashboards with my pleas for help, but I wouldn't be doing it if this were not a life or death situation. Please share this, and if you are able, I sincerely need donations. All of my expenses are piling up on me all at once, and I can't number the amount of panic attacks this catastrophe has caused me to have. I am so terrified, and I honestly feel so much shame in having to ask for help to keep me alive, but if there is anyone that can spare anything out of the kindness of their hearts, I cannot tell you how much it would mean to me. You would quite literally be saving my life.

I only have so long before irreparable damage is done to my spine, so I humbly plead with you all to share this and donate, if possible. I love you all, and wish the best for you. I sincerely hope that this is one of the last posts of this kind that I will ever have to make.

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