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Gay culture is looking at someone you're attracted to and not saying"Oh she's kind of cute" or "Oh that's a pretty hot guy" but instead saying "They could break my spine in half over their knee like a glow stick and I'd thank them" and I think that's really sexy of us

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Needing to explain "Child Hospital Color Theory" in my business class was not something I expected to happen, like EVER, but it was like a punch to the face when it got brought up out of no where

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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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This slapped me across the face so hard my neck snapped in half

gaerfdlield and pukichruo

Me and my (sexual) lover

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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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Fuck New Year's Resolutions, what's going to be your New Year's Revolution? What are you going to stand up and fight for? Your fandom? Your ship? Cause I hope you stand up for yourself because if you can be passionate about something or someone that exists in a fictional world then you damn well better be able to be passionate about yourself!

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Tumblr please let me reblog sponsor adds because what the fuck does this even mean? Why are all the food so big and why are the age orders all messed up?

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Just realized that some of my coworkers probably think that I was a theater kid but in all actuality I'm just a gay kid who was forced into dance for a decade and was just friends with people who were theater kids

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Sexuality is a performance and I've forgotten all of my cues

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Realized I probably should have shown the picture I was talking about

Sometimes I really hate my phone because I was just trying to screenshot a meme/picture from a video but my phone was like, "Sorry we can't screenshot this because you don't have any storage."

Mother fucker I have only used 69% of the storage on my phone, what the hell do you mean I don't have anymore room for one fuckin picture, I could download a whole other app or something but you can't handle one picture?!?!?!

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Sometimes I really hate my phone because I was just trying to screenshot a meme/picture from a video but my phone was like, "Sorry we can't screenshot this because you don't have any storage."

Mother fucker I have only used 69% of the storage on my phone, what the hell do you mean I don't have anymore room for one fuckin picture, I could download a whole other app or something but you can't handle one picture?!?!?!

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I think the funniest thing about this is that on Reddit this might be weird but on Tumblr I wouldn't bat an eye at this

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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I've had this idea for a comic stuck in my head for like, the past hour where a coach says to their athlete, "Hey buddy, just remember to come out swinging and you'll do fine" and then it jumps to the start of the fight in the next panel where the athlete is wildly swinging their arms around and screaming "I'M GAY"

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Let's hope this doesn't brick my phone

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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Just two Girl Bosses (two random girls I don't know) building their Empires (playing with worms in the rain)

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BAGEL GIVE ME YOUR POWER PLEASE

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The feminine urge to take something out into a field and beat the shit out out of it with a baseball bat