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Overheard at the thrift store:

“Stop trying to hold my hand, people are going to think we’re lesbians.”

“We are lesbians.”

“Yeah but not with each other.”

“Ok, but we’re still—god, why are you so stupid?”

“Dunno. Why do you want to hold hands with a stupid person?”

“I don’t.”

“Evidence to the contrary.”

(Mocking voice) “Oooh evidence to the contrary.” (Normal voice) “such a fuckin’ smartass.”

“Oh I’m smart, now? Thought I was stupid”

*Slap fight ensues*

Anyway, I hope they figure out they’re in love soon.

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A comic based on this poem

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

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Going on a quest ⭐

What Dreams May Stir (30,854 words) by s0mmerspr0ssen and Lauravian

When Morgana falls into an enchanted slumber, Arthur and Merlin journey to the Impenetrable Forest to seek a cure while Gwen holds vigil at her lady's side. Eventually, hidden truths are revealed—at the forest as well as in Camelot.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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I’m a priest but I only bless soups. you could say I’m a man of the broth

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!! this is so cute omg

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𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑝𝑖𝑛 𝑢𝑝 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑒'𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 / 𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 / 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑

- 𝐿𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝒟𝒾𝓋𝑒

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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 - 𝓉𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉

type your name + core into pinterest to create your mood board! AND you have to assign it the song you have recently been listening to a lot, and post your favorite lyrics of the same song.

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I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

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Ask not for whom poob has it. It has it for thee