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Many great joys today, our steer may assist mine father with tilling the land, this is because yoke.

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I Did it, I effectively Killed a Player Characters Dog twice. That's what we call emotional damage

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Don't worry homie, I did the math. There are a grand total of 13, 435,670,100,000,000,000,000,000 genders. There is a rough room for error, and this is only with those of those alive on earth. I cannot math out both the Already dead, and those yet to be.

"How many genders are there" legitimately I think there are as many genders as there are people on earth, you can be a boy but is your version of boy 100% identical to any other boy?

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Yo, not to sound too libertarian, but what's Actually stopping me from marrying my polycule? Is it laws? Is it just socially frowned upon? Is it some secret third thing?

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Yo, every day I eat a foot of sandwich. Everyday I take little shit. Why I not shit a foot of shit. Are my intestines factory for shit diamonds? Where did my foot of shit go? Is it still there? In me? Am... Am I...?

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Why do all the foreigners have sexy and cool accents? They got flourish, style, and I sound like *Pronounces all words in chronological order objectively Correctly* like it's not fair.

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I still hate Authority, and I hate teens, and I hate boomers, and I hate anyone who has some semblance of power over my life. I was a teen who hated Authority, and now I'm an adult who's just a fucking H8R

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

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Kinda miffed because in 1909 I hunted for the Jersey Devil, because the reward was 10k if someone could kill it. But lo and behold, I shoot something I thought was the Jersey Devil, I take it in for my money, the Constable tells me I shot a Chupacabara, and they gave me $12.75 and gave me a firm handshake.

Lame

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Yo, Artist! I got a question? How do I commission art for a personal project of mine? Like I just want art done for a couple (Reads: A fuck ton) of Drawings to have an art piece to go with the Stat blocks.

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What is the best South American Country?

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Yo, is Stanford University a good College?

I'm not an educated man, but I'd like to become one.

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fem slash? fem stab. fem gouge and maim.

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Gorkus borkus

Listen I know we all hate the "reblog for sample size" but. Please reblog I wanna knowwwww

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Nothing makes me feel better than being a really warm person, and having a girlfriend who's always cold. Like yesss touch my feet with your feet, cuddle me real close, let me throw my Arma around you and warm you up while we go to sleep

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A dog with so much class...

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I like Burgamon, they're really the definition of Styling American Burger boy. Really, a chill dude honestly. 16/10 Would eat at his burger joint.