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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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Yeah sorry the God that was meant to gift you a quest couldn’t make it. Yeah they were supposed to come down from On High and whisper your purpose into your ear but they never showed up.

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An agreement, not a curse

“HARK, LEDBETTER

Your family shall come to harm by none

And so to you, your ranking rightly chased

No magic shall touch you, unless thy wil’t

Until this low and sordid hist’ry faced

ORION, REJOICE!

Let cups o’erflow with draft of verity

May it taste honeyed, to your great relief

The truth shall pour yet sweeter from thy lips

Your time as terror, murderer, and thief

TIL ALL IS SAID, NO NEARER FRIEND REMAINS

WHERE GUILT DOTH LIGHT THE FOUNDRY OF THY CHAINS”

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everybody has that one wizard friend in the friend group, and even though they're always casting spells, it's okay to flirt with them a little bit every now and then. just because they're all powerful and constantly uttering incantations doesn't mean they don't want to be flattered. The next time your wizard friend is conjuring something you can let them know you think they're pretty. You don't have to of course, I just think they'd appreciate it

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To my Lord, my Master, all that I do is in Your Name

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Sigil of Protection, in tact

It’s always wise to fill in all the gaps in your runes, lest some cunning wizard will undo it.

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View of the Athenaeum from a nameless hill outside Fair End, NKC

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Strange dreams in this life, though only visions. Stranger in death, but at least there I can participate.

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Letter of Resignation

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The say the wear of a map has some truth to it - the old masters would scry by leaving their velum maps out in the sun and rain

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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

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An Audience