lucifer-the-first-fallen

[lucifer-the-first-fallen]

"Well, my name is Cheryl. Nice to meet you, Other Lucifer." :)

OTHER Lucifer!? If there is someone parading around claiming to be ME, there will be GRAVE consequences! I am the true and ONLY Lucifer.

Cheryl, was it? Tell me who claims to be me so that I might have words with them.

Hello again and welcome back!

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Should have known better than to ask Belphegor to keep this page updated while I was on a vacation.

#barbatostoldmeihadtogo

#thatmanscaresme

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ash x luci rp continued

Lucifer pulls out another, rather large, file folder

The list of dangerous plants as requested. I hope this will help you on your journies Ash. Don't worry, I have plenty of copies. You'd be surprised on how often we need to look up remedies because a new student touched something they thought was "pretty."

@ash-the-nekogirl

[lucifer-the-first-fallen]

"Which Lucifer are you?"

Lucifer crinkles his nose at the question

The pretty one.

||more like the petty one||

Rude, mun. Rude. ||there's a pinned rules list and the title says this is an obey me! blog. hope that helps||

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That is one way of putting it.

Lucifer rolls his eyes at the thought of Mammon and his inevitably of getting lost

Was there anything else I could assist you with Ash?

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

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There is no probably with Mammon,

He lets out a sigh

He would spot something shiny and show back up covered in who knows what and for some reason soggy.

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

[lucifer-the-first-fallen]

If there's one thing I've learned from this experience is...

To change my password.

Bwahahahahahahahahahalololololololol

Seriously, password1 ???

Couldn't think of anything else?

Well now you'll have to. Thanks to your social media advisor, Leviathan!!!!

Commander of the Keyboard, Grand Duke of the Digital World, Master of the Mainframe!!

#hacked

#l3v1

#lordofshadows

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Lucifer ponders for a moment

Out of all of them, I believe, Beel would be the best candidate to ask.

He would probably find it good exercise and as long as you had snacks...

He paused briefly

Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately in this case, would follow you through the toughest adventures.

Besides from that, Beel is one of the most loyal demons I know.

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

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I am far too busy with tasks from Diavolo and my commitments to R.A.D.

However, thank you for the offer Ash.

You can see a very soft smile on his face, barely noticeable unless you're looking for it

Until next time.

||sorry late with this, I lost it in the notifications >.>||

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

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Lucifer? I was hoping for some advice. Beelzebub is taking me out for a date on Saturday, and I'd like to get him a gift. Food is obvious of course, but Id like to get him something more memorable. What would you suggest?

What am I? Do I look like a relationship advisor to you?

Lucifer straightens his tie and settles down at his desk, continuing to glance over paperwork

Without looking up he makes one final comment

Beelzebub is a simple demon, make him a playlist of the songs that remind you of him.

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Announcement: Solomon will be hosting movie night this week. Please bring your own snacks.

#movienightathol

#fortheloveofdiavolobringyourownpopcorn

#stilldontgethashtags

[lucifer-the-first-fallen]

Oh, hey Lucifer! Has Satan wished you a happy mother's day yet?

Lucifer furrows his brows

I don't know what's worse. Having a human call me "daddy" or being referred to as Satan's mother.

I AM NO ONES PARENTAL FIGURE.

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*looking green* Hey Lucifer? Solomon brought over some cookies earlier, and I thought Luke made them so I ate some, but... I think Solomon actually- *passes out*

Lucifer nudges the body with his left foot

Sleep it off human.

Eating Solomon's cooking is basically a right of passage at R.A.D.

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I see...

Well, be safe on your adventures. You are always welcome here to rest whenever your journeys bring you by.

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

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Mammon is the best brother in all the realms! He's so cool and masculine. I wish I could be more like him, instead of a pompous stick in the mud.

#thegreatmammon

#givemebackgoldie

#hacked

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And this type of work is fun for you?

Slightly afraid of what you would consider a night out...

He let's out a soft chuckle

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?

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He raises an eyebrow and nods his head very slightly, almost in approval

Well then, don't get into too much trouble I suppose.

And please, be careful.

*knocks on the door* Lucifer, I have a question for you.

Lucifer looks up from his desk

Ah, Ash nice to see you. What is it that I might assist you with?