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lucifermurdock · 15 days ago
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Risk Is Love For Dreaming 100 Million Times
Daily writing promptDescribe a risk you took that you do not regret.View all responses The Risk I Took (And Absolutely Don’t Regret)? Chasing My Damn Dream. Life itself is a risk.You wake up. Risk.You sip hot chai. Risk.You open your mouth in a family WhatsApp group? Ultimate risk. But the biggest risk? Not doing the one thing your heart keeps whispering about. 🎯 The Dream, The Doubt, The…
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lucifermurdock · 16 days ago
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8 Ultimate Ways To Unwind After A Long Demanding Day
How do you unwind after a demanding day? How Do I Unwind After a Demanding Day? Like a Softcore Rockstar in Slippers. After surviving a day of corporate nonsense, unexpected calls, emotional hiccups, and pretending to “circle back”—I don’t unwind.I dramatically unravel. Here’s my foolproof recipe for decompression, Jugnu-style: 🎬 STEP 1: Netflix and Self-Deception Netflix isn’t just a…
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lucifermurdock · 16 days ago
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Chasing Dreams: 1 Epic Post At A Time
Daily writing promptWrite about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently?View all responses The Dream I Didn’t Chase… But Maybe I Still Am You know that thing people say? “Follow your dreams. They know the way.” Yeah, well.Mine knew the way but forgot to leave a map. 😞 The Action I Didn’t Take (Because Fear Is a Full-Time Job) I wish I had done it…
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lucifermurdock · 16 days ago
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8 Ways I Use Social Media Like an Unhappy Lost Time Traveler
How do you use social media? How Do I Use Social Media? Badly. With Regret. And Zero ROI. (Also, where is Orkut when you need emotional support?) If you ask Gen Z how they use social media, they’ll say: “To express myself, build my brand, connect with my audience.”If you ask me? I use it like a lost uncle who still thinks Orkut might come back. 📱 I Don’t Use Social Media. Social Media Uses…
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lucifermurdock · 16 days ago
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Rain In Summer: 1 Wild Ode to Seasonal Confusion
Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind. Why Is It Raining in Summer? And Why Do People Lie? A blog post where the sky weeps, the human heart relates, and my umbrella gives up halfway. The first thing that came to my mind today? RAIN.Yes. Rain.In summer.Like an uninvited guest who shows up at your doorstep and says, “Surprise! I brought nostalgia and mosquitoes.” ☀️🌧️ Summer, You…
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lucifermurdock · 21 days ago
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1 Random Stranger Encounter I Never Had (But Hope for)
Daily writing promptDescribe a random encounter with a stranger that stuck out positively to you.View all responses The Stranger That Changed My Life (Or At Least Didn’t Kill Me) Let’s talk about random encounters.No, not the Ab Tak Chhappan kind.Not the “12 bullets, 0 questions asked” type of encounter.I’m talking about those unplanned, unscripted, random movie-scene moments somehow leave a…
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lucifermurdock · 22 days ago
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3 Important Decisions That Helped Me Grow (Without Losing My Mind)
Daily writing promptDescribe a decision you made in the past that helped you learn or grow.View all responses Most Important Decisions I’ve Made (That Didn’t Involve Ordering Extra Cheese) Some decisions change your career.Some change your mindset.And some just save you from awkward WhatsApp groups. Here are 3 decisions that helped me learn, grow, and survive adulthood without yelling into a…
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lucifermurdock · 23 days ago
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3 (Okay 5) Place You Would Never Visit – Even for Free Tickets
Daily writing promptWhat place in the world do you never want to visit? Why?View all responses 3 Place You Would Never Visit (Sorry Not Sorry, Travel Gods) —because some destinations are best admired from a very, VERY safe Google search. 🧳 “Atithi Devo Bhava?” Not Here, Bro. In India, we have a golden phrase: “Atithi Devo Bhava” — Guest is God.But guess what? Some places clearly skipped this…
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lucifermurdock · 24 days ago
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Positive Impact on Life: 1 Loving, Understanding, And Supportive Family
Daily writing promptDescribe a positive thing a family member has done for you.View all responses Most Positive Impact on Life by Family The most positive thing that my family has done for me is that – They Stayed. We live in a world where phones get upgraded every year, friendships expire with WiFi signals, and even your dog sometimes ignores you when you return home without treats. But…
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lucifermurdock · 25 days ago
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1 Favourite Restaurant: It’s Not Fancy, But It’s Perfect
Daily writing promptWhat is your favorite restaurant?View all responses What’s My Favourite Restaurant? Well, It’s Complicated. Like Every Indian Family Drama. Some people give you straight answers:“Olive Bar!”“Bastian!”“Some place with a chef who wears tweezers in his pocket!” Me? I spiral. Because this question isn’t just about food.It’s about identity, taste buds, AC bills, and the…
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lucifermurdock · 27 days ago
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10 Years Into The Promising Future: A Funny, Honest, and Caffeinated Take
Daily writing promptWhere do you see yourself in 10 years?View all responses Where Do I See Myself in 10 Years? (Also, Where Was I 5 Minutes Ago?) Well.Well.Well. Not to be dramatic…But this question hit harder than my morning alarm during a Sunday nap. 🎞️ Flashback: Childhood Aspirations Not long ago, I wrote about what I wanted to be at age 5.(Spoiler alert: It wasn’t this.) Did I dream…
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lucifermurdock · 28 days ago
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5 Happiness Hacks: Sanity, Coffee, and Chaos In Quirky Style
Daily writing promptWhat are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?View all responses 5 Everyday Things That Bring Me Happiness (and Keep Me from Becoming a Supervillain) Look, I’m not asking for a mansion in Goa or a private jet named Inner Peace.I’m just asking for the bare minimum—a few tiny things that stop me from launching into a full-blown existential crisis at 3 PM. Here are my 5…
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lucifermurdock · 28 days ago
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4 Hilarious Life Lessons: No Regrets, Just Bunked Classes
Daily writing promptDescribe something you learned in high school.View all responses 🕵️‍♂️ Life Lessons: High School – Proxy Attendance, and Life – Karma There are two kinds of education in life—One you get from textbooks… and the other, from bunking class with strategy and swag.Guess which one stuck with me? 🎬 Scene: The Proxy Begins High school.Crowded benches. Faded green chalkboard.…
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lucifermurdock · 29 days ago
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Saying No: Powerful YES That Begins With 1 NO
Daily writing promptDescribe one positive change you have made in your life.View all responses The One Positive Change That Changed Everything: Saying “NO” Like a Boss Self-help books told me to “manifest.”Therapists said “heal your inner child.”Motivational reels said “wake up at 4 AM.”I did none of that. Instead, I learned to say NO—And suddenly, I had more peace, fewer headaches, and 76%…
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lucifermurdock · 30 days ago
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Walking Is An Exercise: 1 Fun Masterclass In Resilience
Daily writing promptWhat’s the most fun way to exercise?View all responses The Most Fun Way to Exercise? Take a Walk on the Wild Side (a.k.a Mumbai Roads) It’s Walking. Yes, Walking is an exercise. Let’s get one thing out of the way—If your idea of “fun” involves fancy gyms with ring lights, protein shakes, and mirror selfies,you’re not ready for my brand of cardio chaos. 🧠 But First—What…
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lucifermurdock · 1 month ago
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Re-Read Spiral: The 1 Book That Broke Me Open
Daily writing promptWhat book could you read over and over again?View all responses The One Book I Could Re-Read on Loop: Angels & Demons (a.k.a. My Origin Story) Some people rewatch Friends.Some keep going back to DDLJ.Me? I re-read Angels & Demons.Dan Brown’s masala blockbuster in book form—where the Vatican meets Vendetta and symbology becomes sexier than any Netflix plot twist. 📖 The Book…
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lucifermurdock · 1 month ago
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1 Fictional Character I Seriously Wish For: Robert Langdon Meets Iron Man
Daily writing promptIf you could be a character from a book or film, who would you be? Why?View all responses If I Could Be a Fictional Character… Call Me Langdon Stark Let’s play pretend for a sec.If I could be anyone—book, movie, real life (excluding Virat Kohli on a match day)—I wouldn’t even blink. Two names.Two worlds.One chaotic dream. 🎥 From the Films: Tony Stark (a.k.a. Mr.…
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