Fabian's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Trip To Leviathan and Gorgug's Last Stand(ard Exam) need to fight. This is wild. The dice are telling stories
It's so crazy that in this instance of The Last Stand--a suicide run of an exam where there's even rules for if the proctor dies--the only person who died is the one person who under no circumstances is supposed to even get touched.
Siobhan: Great, so when the mephit dies, it explodes in a burst of dust. Each creature within five feet of it must then succeed in a DC10 Constitution saving throw or be blinded for one minute.
*Brennan shocked Pikachu face*
Lou: Does that include the umber hulk and the crab man?
Siobhan: It absolutely does!
Brennan: Oh noooo! Oh no! You made a bunch of little bombs!
hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do
yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello