I’m LunarPhoenix, mid-30s, a historian, writer, and crafter.
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Talking with writers online
Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.
In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek
#writing#this is why we do drafts#and have editors#my most unhinged and incomprehensible conversations are with my writing partner#and she was an English major
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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
#I’m old Gandalf#hello fellow kids#but this is totally my nibblings#I died a little the day I had to explain camera film#and the time my niece tried to put a cassette tape in the old vcr
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Three irreplaceable talents sing in honor of "The Day That's In It."
#st. patrick's day#saint patrick's day#muppets#danny boy#beaker#the swedish chef#animal#youtube#<op tags#sláinte
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
#writing#funny#personal misadventures#<op tags#penguins#i’m really three penguins in a trench coat#but seriously
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
#this is some Douglas Adams level shit#like my dude#I’m pretty sure you were briefly possessed#and I’m so jealous#serious Douglas Adams vibes#don’t panic
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Meanwhile, Ogg (me) has been big fangirl of Prometheus for long time. Ogg get in trouble while life for bringing fire in cave. Now good smelling fire ok? So unfair to Ogg
Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
#I like fire ok?#Prometheus doesn’t have his liver eaten by eagles every day#just for you to to use candle warmers#or candle decorations that run on batteries#fire pretty tree bad
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Hey, if you do crafts (especially things like crochet, knitting, embroidery, etc), make sure to look up how to identify when a listing is AI generated. You do NOT want to waste money on an incredible looking kit or pattern that is physically impossible to make, especially if you're on sites like etsy hoping to support an actual artist.
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#tumblr humor#somehow I’m relatively new here#but I contain the humor of those who have dwelt here since the beginning#I had no idea this is where my people were hiding#one of us one of us#i should be sleeping
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To the Professor. Thank you for the world you created.
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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition
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FRIENDS 2x0.9 | Happy Christmas Eve Eve 🎄
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At some point I just know that I’m going to learn that under no circumstances can I start reading a book after midnight. Because you know what happens every damn time? I finish reading said book some time after sunrise!
👆🏻 All 100% accurate descriptions of me right now 😅🥱
#I don’t have insomnia#I have good books and a lack of respect for tomorrow#but also#i’m so tired#i have no shelf control#no sleep till brooklyn#book love#this has been two nights in a row#I’m way too old for this 😂#is there such a thing as too many tags?#welp time for breakfast I guess
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Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
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“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
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Never forget. :)
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#not gonna lie#I’d propose right then and there#but seriously#I want a sword so bad#these are a few of my favorite things#these are my people
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I take one teensy tiny little day off from tumblr and what happens? I completely miss the Return of the Boops! Absolutely heartbroken and gutted! 😩
Hopefully I’ll have the good sense to be wasting my time here the next time boops are back!
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Lest we forget. 😏
#I’m told this is an always reblog#tom holland#lip sync battle#you didn’t have to go that hard#but we’re glad you did#i miss this show
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