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Big bro little bro

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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From seeing stuff about the thought of how scary Tim would be if he went off the deep end as a villain or something, and somehow led to this thought:

Jason, in the middle of fighting a robot or something: "No we can't just kidnap him, Jason."

Jason: "We just need to let him know we want to talk, Jason."

Jason: "It's not like he could boobytrap everything in 10-seconds, Jason."

Damian, cutting through a net restraining him: "You've already made your point Todd."

Dick: "Look, it's fine. Once we handle this we can sit down and-"

Steph: "No, no. Let him talk. I think he has a fair point given the electrocutified 'the floor is lava' game right now."

Cass, entering from the previously locked by Tim door: "Gone already."

(And where's Duke? He followed Cass once he noticed she broke off from the group and is trying to help turn the traps off. Just felt the disturbance in the force and chose life instead.)

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Uhhhh. Hm. I suppose the following?:

1) Miscellaneous myth stuff (namely Greek, some Norse that I later learned is probably seen as inaccurate stories, and then books I have that I hope to read yet)

2) D&D, at least in terms of random character ideas even if I don't actually know many systems

3) Story thoughts I have basically 0% progress on writing yet have considered 3 different versions of like 1 scene or aspect

4) Technically anything if I felt like applying arbitrary but vague logic. A favorite of my friend group at one point was the discussion of "What is a PIECE of cheese"

5) Just. Blue. Or anywhere from Blue to the Blue-green color spectrum.

I like Blue. Such a color.

(I'm gonna go try not to think of how long it took me to get to this)

Tags for if anyone feels like it:

@brokeyourbones @leesbian42 @breannasfluff

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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friendly reminder: DC’s ancient Atlanteans were mostly homo magi before they sunk into the ocean. back then, Atlantean was a nationality and not a classified species yet.

ancient Atlanteans also had cultural diversity, their society wasn’t just based on Greek culture like many people believe. plus they had their own pantheon of Atlantean Gods so they didn’t worship many Gods of Olympus.

source: I read too many Aquaman related comics

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same image to me

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Die temu ad die

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Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

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I didn't even try.

gud night

ref:

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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^ So I saw this post

And then these comments

Which makes me sad?

It’s already so hard to convince readers to be perceived and that commenting has value.

If you don’t want the deranged comments, please send them to me instead haha!

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You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward