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The Survival Guide To Evading Batman

Chapter Four is up!

Talon is freshly cut off from everything it knows after the Court falls to the Batman when it comes across a small boy in an alley.

Jason just wants to survive another week when he comes across the freakin’ Batmobile with no Batman in sight and a tire iron in hand.

Bruce just doesn’t want to fail another child when he discovers not all of the Court is gone.

One Talon still remains, and its taken a young boy. Bruce and Alfred do everything they can to find the pair before it is too late and find that not everything, like far too often in Gotham, is as it seems.

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Evacuation

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OMG YES PLEASE.

Jason Todd and Harvey Dent/Two-Face

Jason Todd and Slade Wilson (<---This my favorite, any AO3 ones you know of please share!)

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

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I love aus where Harvey basically adopts Jason after he gets revived and i had to work it into the cowboy au🙏🙏😼

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)

AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS

AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE

AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS

again:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

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whenever Bruce pisses Dick off during a case as Nightwing and Batman, Dick just goes and changes into his civilian work uniform so that he can pull out a gun in front of Batman and Batman can’t say shit. Jason finds it hysterical.

Batman: we don’t use guns.

Officer Grayson, cocking a pistol: i dunno who the fuck *we* is, but i sure as hell ain’t a part of it

Batman:

Red Hood, watching from a rooftop: *distant cackles*

Batman: *sigh* Dick-

Officer Grayson, raising his voice over the sound of him shooting at the ground near their opponents: OH I’M SORRY, HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

Batman: -I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T KNOW THE ICE-CREAM WAS YOURS, OK I’M SORRY-

Officer Grayson: I’M AFRAID I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME BRINGING THE PEACE-

Batman: YOU JUST SHOT AT ME-

Red Hood: *filming* GET HIM, OFFICER!

Batman, ducking away from Dick’s shots: RED HOOD GO AWAY-

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Against bullies since ‘30

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pretending like idgaf about my favorite characters so dc hires me as a writer for them

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also I see tim has adopted dick's trusty "stick it in your mouth" method of substance identification

teen titans spotlight (1986) #14

batman (2025) #2 preview

maybe there are some things you don't need to pick up from your cool older brother? timmy? honey??

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happy birthday steve -- enjoy your capsicle sleep!

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Prince of Gotham

(heavily inspired by this post op if you see this, I didn't want to bother you 🙈)

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Superman 2025 was fantastic. I enjoyed literally every moment of it. Have some Robins instead.

Once again, I could not resist the calls of sibling dynamics

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them