lynothy
lynothy
It’s For The Bit
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I’m literally so funny all the time
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lynothy · 3 months ago
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Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)
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lynothy · 5 months ago
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How to have the most delicious sub sandwich known to man:
1. Wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for work
2. Do not eat breakfast but do drink a single cup of coffee (crucial step)
3. Work from 6:30 am -11:00 am
4. Order a sub from the sub shop in the building
5. There you have it, that is the most delicious sub sandwich known to man
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lynothy · 5 months ago
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lynothy · 6 months ago
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The number of walls I DIDNT punch when my brother visited should feel grateful for my pacifist tendencies
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lynothy · 6 months ago
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I saw mommy boypregging Santa Clause. THIS is the Christmas liberals want! 😡
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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Oh you think “sex” is good? Try dissociating to headlock by Imogen Heap on repeat for an hour😏
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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Victor. He won the title. He’s my official poor little meow meow
Arcane s2 really putting up some heavy contenders for the official title of my “poor little meow meow”
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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Arcane s2 really putting up some heavy contenders for the official title of my “poor little meow meow”
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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I said you’ll never catch me hating on a female character just because she breaks up my favorite ship BUT THEN arcane s2 act2 dropped and I forgot all about that ethos
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lynothy · 7 months ago
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Feeling grateful that I have an official Nemesis. Worried that I wouldn’t go far in life but look, mom, I have an Enemy!
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lynothy · 8 months ago
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lynothy · 8 months ago
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There is no creature on earth faster than me rushing to get to the shuttle bus so I am First to Board
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lynothy · 8 months ago
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Just saw the haunted of hill house in one day and damn maybe the real ghost was the mental illness we found along the way
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lynothy · 9 months ago
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lynothy · 9 months ago
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At the end of the day it’s just me and the perfectly healthy dinner I prepared for myself versus the irrepressible urge to DoorDash in Indian food again
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