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Hear me out.
My hear-me-out list has only confidently included praying mantises. Like, girl go off and then some.
Now introducing.....

BIG CHUNKY EXECUTIVE WOODEN DESK
The ones that are obviously expensive and you cannot pick this up because of its sheer magnitude that is polished and solid wood. The big ornate desk that you find in the office of a really nice mansion owned by a sophisticated old-money businessman in charge of the family business empire. The one you can sweep a whole pile of important papers off of and it's so poetically dramatic.
That one!!!
I was reorganizing my very limited desk space and I thought, it would be really cool if I could upgrade my desk. This is the upgrade I think of every time <3
Yes I know who Dasha is from Date Everything, now just put her in business/formal(?)wear with warm tones and gold accents. That's what I'm talking abouttt
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Susie grew up in 2008 (wii console PRIME TIME!!) and she's still there
Tenner
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Men's mental health month is over, all men must to return to their assigned mental institutions. Including the wrinkly old men wearing fancy suits
It's called #dark #humor liberals, stop being #offended
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Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rehab patients
The rehab patients were nice
But not the weekend staff
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I am saving these for myself because of my silly brain






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I was told I should be more like my dad
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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I genuinely enjoy my part-time job, but I need that cool full-time job.
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Fluff is the best fanfic genre. How else are you going to get invested to the point you're giggling and kicking your legs over two fictional grown men?
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Decided to watch Onward for the second time. THE ENDING STILL HITS ME SO HARD. I cried when it came out in 2020 and I cried again. My favorite contemporary Disney movie I WANT TO EAT IT
Also, great depiction of an off-brand DnD nerd and great world building
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
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Feels so rude of me when I have to be 100% brutally honest with someone as a recovering doormat. If I don't lay it out exactly the way I see it, I know I won't be taken seriously as a person with five senses and a brain capable of critical thinking.
I had to tell my roommates off for the second time for being so unorganized and for leaving their things including trash all over the place. Their room reeks of depression and it constantly infects the rest of the apartment.
I don't ever want to blow up in anyone's face but SOMETHING has to be done when I see an glaringly obvious issue
#please clean your shit up I can't keep taking this we are all grown adults#do some more kinds of cleaning up other than just loading the dishwasher wtf
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I found a 1999 Sonic movie, classic Sonic. It's so ridiculous and the voice acting is.. interesting.
The weirdest part- Knuckles is nothing like the character we know. He can fly for some reason????
I found it here on YouTube remastered
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I am welcoming myself to tumblr because of this mass social media exodus
With U.S. tiktok servers shutting down in a few days because of poorly thought-out government decisions, AND the U.S. gov ultimately starting to monopolize the internet: My respect for the U.S. government has passed WAYYY beyond the point of no return. Hypocrisy is all too abundant. Stripping away, through legislation, a major mode of communication is a violation of the American citizens' 1st amendment right, it's TYRANNICAL. I may exercise the full extent of the 2nd amendment which includes the ability to protect oneself from a tyrannical government. Whatever eventually happens, I hope we all live to see the time when there is no need for such an organization that systemically uses its own power against the people it claims to serve.
\\FU GOP//
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