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there is only one number who has ever ate another. there is only one number who has ever died. which one feels worse
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i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman
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Was not expecting this, honestly. But I love him so much, so…
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Alison: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Mary: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Kitty: I got distracted halfway through.
Fanny: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone
#me and the sandwich I hope no one is watching me eat after i heated it up all good in the sandwich press#and if they do see - ha well i know ur jealous#food#no it's not sad when a sanga is the highlight of your day what are you talking about#work life
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Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with
Also me: Heehoo pupper
#the sound these little fuckers make#omg#but they lack Wombat Privilege#those little bastards are evil and it's time more people know#wombats#tasmanian devil
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because sharks are smooth their skin reduces drag
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
#please give me this version#with muppets#the only human is con o'neil#he can be the huntsman or child wrangler or both#grabby hands#snow white#fairy tales#brothers grimm
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The Dance of a Thousand Hands.
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what do yall know about the hit single Literally from the vikings-
#is this the year the uk makes this their eurovision entry or are they still cowards#horrible histories#literally#vikings#they'd do it if it was the summer of 793
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“Any good with [a sword]?” said the sergeant to Maladict. “Not really, sir,” said Maladict. “Never had training. I carry it for protection, sir.” “How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?” “Not me, sir. Other people. They see the sword and don’t attack me,” said Maladict patiently. “Yes, but if they did, lad, you wouldn’t be any good with it,” said the sergeant. “No, sir. I’d probably settle for just ripping their head off, sir. That’s what I mean by protection, sir. Theirs, not mine. And I’d get hell from the League if I did that, sir.”
Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
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