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Finn and Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) Lucy MacLean and Maximus in Fallout (2024 - )

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was at market today with my father (who is frankly a wild ape of a man) and i was trying to sell a single apple from my scrawny and shriveled tree. the apple itself however had a plump and rustic charm, almost flirtatious, and i thought to myself well surely someone will see the value in this apple and i can turn a tidy profit and go on my merry way. well no sooner had i attracted the attention of an interested buyer (a comely maiden to boot) than my father revealed to me that in his lackadaisical idiocy he had eaten the apple on the road. i asked him what exactly i was supposed to sell at market now, to which he responded im sure you’ll think of something, demonstrating to me that which i already knew: he was an imbecile with no modicum of grasp for the idiosyncrasies of mercantilism. but that was not the end of my troubles; nay, it was but the first chapter in a manuscript of misery, for as i turned to apologize to the maiden and endeavored to explain the predicament we now found ourselves in i could see stark displeasure writ plain across her previously affable visage. it was only then i realized her identity: marguerite, daughter of the baron, known for her fickle nature and her tendency to sic the village guard on those foolish enough to earn her ire, and though just minutes previously i had thought myself quite the intellectual giant (having nearly managed, you will recall, to sell a single apple to a lady of some means, sight unseen) i was forced to concede that i was said fool. it was then that i began to panic, and in my haste i offered the young mistress an apple even more enchanting than the first; one, i claimed, i had been saving for his majesty the king. well marguerite is nothing if not a covetous and prideful harpy, and thusly my promise quelled her bloodlust. she bade me fetch the apple at once, to which i replied that i’d need to return to my farmstead and i should be glad to present it to her at next weeks market. nonsense, said she, and insisted instead upon accompanying me and my incomprehensible dolt of a father back to our home immediately, escorted by a retinue of armed guards. now i imagine it is quite clear to those with half a head on their shoulders that i am in possession of no such apple, nor is it likely that a fruit of such splendor could even exist, and so frankly i am pretty much fucked

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You have to keep on going. Keep on living. If you don't, then the memory you have of that one guy from the Franklin Expedition will die with you. You have to keep carrying your special guy. You have to keep him alive.

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my hairy cough drop….. my unripe lemon…..

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primum non nocere

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king james didn't write letters like this with elaborate longing nicknames just for that to be left out 😪

can someone who's seen Mary & George pls let me know if he gets called steenie because if he DOESN'T I'm not watching it

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can someone who's seen Mary & George pls let me know if he gets called steenie because if he DOESN'T I'm not watching it

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people stuck in donner pass quick who wants to recreate the franklin expedition with me

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favorite bits from the terror screenplay, 18/?

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THE TERROR ▸ 1.09 the c, the c, the open c

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Cornelius Hickey and Cornelius Hickey present : What was that word you said again ?

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The “unexpected warmth” is called butterflies Katniss!!

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i also think that with the show’s whole poison colonialism symbolism goodsir’s thing where he turns to Silna and is like i wish you could come to england and see that there’s good people there we’re not like we are here goes crazy. like Dr. Goodsir you brought the empire with you!!! you all ARE the good people in england you are referring to. the land that you think turns you into monsters is her home and the monstrousness is fundamentally your own

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German armor from the 16th century

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it really is crazyyyyy how much January they managed to fit into this January